yes, it seems the little itchy-N-scratchy i felt at the back of my throat was more than just a little something to worry about : because just yesterday I didn't feel all that well and the next thing you know i've got a fever and I'm falling to the ground : right now the screen on this computer is giving me a headache and the sun, however much it is sunny outside, I wish would go away. I've passed more flam through my nose than a bullimic 500lbs woman throws up woman after a good heathly dose of 45lbs of food. So I had a dream right : and the dream consisted of something about the world gone wrong, tornados, and power-rangers/pokemon having taken over the world and trying to make things right : and the next thing you know I was at a concert with LITHIUM : so when I was woken up by Heather some ... time ago ... I got online and looked up at their website and found that "buttseximo" had posted : so i give this to you all : POST AND MAKE FUN OF LITHIUM. You may find them at http://www.koolweb.net/band/ - post something degrading in their guestbook. heh. hey : I also went way back and found one of my old posts ... so be sure and be "witty" as much as I was. eh heh.
Name: mud ( again )
E-Mail: kingofdirt@usa.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: From a Friend
Location:
Comments: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAAAAAAAAAH!
(catches breath)
oh! . . . . hello there! . . . . you may be wondering what I'm laughing about so much ( and so very hardly might I add ) at . . .
http://www.koolweb.net/band/ <----- go there!
I'll be sure to pass the site onto anyone else with intelligence, and advise them to bestow some upon you too.
My first thought? Slipknot. Sorry guys. There is already one * PROFOUND * "fuck you" band out there.
and they are about as good, and knowledged, as a pile of dung. hey. you know . . . that doesn't say much for you guys. I'm drugged right now, so expect me to be back with a better entry.Oh, and hey - the definition of "artwork" is defined as "work pertaining to or achieving an artistic quality". My grandmother could produce better "artwork" with horse fecees. . . . And if you've noticed, I haven't said one degrading word,
and still have managed to make you look like a reprobate. uh oh. reprobate. look that one up ( and look up dung, and fecees, and artwork too! )
one more thing. you like to call people faggots. homosexuality, however much I do not condone it, isn't all that bad of a thing. You see, at least homosexuals GET laid.
They don't have to resort to a fun thing named "beastiality" < --- and, unfortunately, I'll have to explain that word too. "Beastiality" is that thing you and your band does when you stick his "pee pee" in your "cake-hole" and the 'new member' watches.
Heh. you see? Did that offend you? Oh, wait, I know nothing about your sex life. How could I insult you? Ok, so I can't say anything about that... damn.
Well then - OH WAIT! Do I even have to try to offend you? Have you given your mother your "cool band website"? Show your teachers? Any adults? Someone with an I.Q. higher than four and HAS heard of Slipknot?
Oh, dear, this is just too fun. I'll have to save some more for later. I'll close with this, however (and btw, read Turgenev, "Fathers and Sons") :
A guy walks up to the Lithium band and says, "Hey, I just found some morons who couldn't tell a thought in his head from an ass in his face!"
and the band says, "Whoa, what sort of fucking domb fucking asshole faggot fucking fuck of a cocksucking motherfucker fucking fuck face fuck would fucking be that fucking stupid?"
( please notice that they're badasses, as they say fuck. you know. and they'll flip you off. oh, yea, you better be intimidated. you better be! run boy! run!)
So the guy gives the band a mirror, and says "LOOK! THERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW!"
eh heh heh heh.
Oh hey, email me too!
yeah. I'm going back to sleep now.
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