September 29, 2004

You know, James is one of the few people I know who doesn't seem to be willing to come to terms with the fact that he is a geek. There's nothing wrong with it, but it's certainly undeniable.

Think about it, he was one of the first people I knew with his own website.

...

This goddamn early shift is killing me. It's not 8:30 and I'm ready for bed. If I stay up past nine I'm dead the next day. For fuck's sake, how can you require people to be at work so many hours before the sun is even up? We fix computers, why the hell do we need to be there in the middle of the night to do it? All it really accomplishes is making us useless and slow until after lunch, at which point we're lethargic and tired.

September 25, 2004

[afterthought]

Upon much consideration...

I have come to the conclusion...

that i don't like any of you. Not a one. Not even you Michael Collins.

Especially not you.

So to fix that situation... I have decided that...

I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEENS! DELICIOUS TASTY SPLEENS!!!!!

that is all.
Something inside me loves the chaos that is Orlando when these hurricanes arrive. I always tell people in agreement "oh yeah, hurricanes, when are they going to stop." I think, deep inside, I love watching the people run around like chickens with their heads cut off scrapping for batteries, water, ice, canned food, gas, etc.

September 20, 2004



For today we delve back to a moment in time, to visit an ancient and respected power:

Power of the ANCIENT DRAGON SPIRIT!

September 19, 2004

It's time for a new tradition. A grand tradition... A tradition I will now call:



And for today's PICTURE OF THE DAY!!!:


Grocery Shopping with MOMMAjOe, GRANDPAjOe and jOe.

September 18, 2004

You realise that this means I have hit an all time low in my life-

September 17, 2004

Hey alright, a front-row seat to watch jEFF's slide into the abyss of insanity.

Awesome.

September 16, 2004

Burger-Time
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You know, when it's worded that way, driving 50 miles and all, that does make it sound kinda...

well you get the idea.

Ah, well in case you don't...

IT SOUND SAD. SAD AND PATHETIC.

Mwahahaha!!!!

LIKE A MONKEY!

It has been raining all day here. ALL FUCKIN' DAY. Though in retrospect, I actually like the rain, so that works out for me. Except for when I'm walking down the street and a car drives by me, and drenches me.

BUT HE WILL PAY WITH BLOOD!!!

Or donuts.

Yeah, maybe just donuts. Cherry Jam filled.

DELICIOUS.
FOOL!!!

How dare you say that Jeff does not care??! HOW DARE YOU!!!

I WILL DESTROY YOU AS I HAVE DECIMATED THE GREAT AND ONCE PROUD MOLE PEOPLE!!!

you and your pathetic military training means nothing to me...

NOTHING!!!

{I had coffee earlier today...}

About this coming up to eat Dicks... (jimmy's idea, mind you... which really... can you expect much less when his mom always wants him to eat meat?)... give me a call when you're up here... i'll probably be able to do it, since I don't work that day at hollywood (but I do at the VA, so I might be tired, or kept late that day).

I guess I'm not too... thrilled only because i could go there everyday... and when you can go somewhere everyday, it looses some of that novel appeal.

Unless it is really awesome...

Anyway.

So in reiteration...

I WILL DESTROY YOU BONNIE. YOU AND YOUR MILITARY SCHOOL!!!

September 15, 2004

Hey you assholes. WHy didn't anybody warn me that Missouri is one of the worst states, if not THE worst state to live in. I hate it here! Well, it's not that bad, actually. School itself has its good points, English 101 not being one of those. I have a D in that class. Me, with a D, in english. What kind of horse shit is that? I hate my teacher. She gave me an assignment, worth 1/3 of our grade, and told me to be done in 5 minutes when everyone else had two days to do it and I had an excused absence that day. She's such a bitch. Not that any of you assholes care. Anyway, I hope all is well. I finally got the internet in my room so I will continue to bug the shit out of youall. You lukcy ducks.

September 13, 2004

Right, um... Not so rare, the virus.

Unless, of course, you're speaking of non-Windows platforms. Then I'd be surprised to hear the suggestion (always am when I do)

If you're running a Windows box connected to the internet constantly, without a firewall of some kind and no virus protection, you've probably got a virus.

Not only if it's acting strange, it's just a safe bet that you do.

More likely it's spyware/malware you picked up from a less-than-reputable website you may have visited, but never discount the idea of a virus on an unprotected Windows machine. Good god, it makes me shiver just to think about it.

Four points of advice:

1) Go out and get yourself some antivirus, install it and follow the directions. McAfee is what most IT dudes will recommend - don't use Norton's/Symantec or an off-brand.

B) Get AdAware.

III) Quit using Internet Explorer. Switch to FireFox. IE has more backdoors and easy ways in than a whorehouse in Phnom Phen.

d) Visit Windows Update and make damn sure all the Windows updates relating to security are currently installed on your computer.

Best idea is to install your antivirus and AdAware, make sure their definitions are up to date, then restart in safe mode to run the scans. Otherwise, you're not guaranteed everything will be caught and disposed of.

You'll need 1) and B) to get it clean, but if you don't do III) and d), you're only wasting time with the first pair.

...

Of course, this is just advice from an IT professional. Listen to whoever you like.

September 12, 2004

Haha.
Go to yahoo search engine, and type this in:

link:http://www.loose-slugs.com

To find out which sites in the yahoo engine link to this site.
ok guys i need some help....i might have a virus on my computer, and ive been looking around for cleaning programs and what have you but they all seem to be crap unless you go the extra mile and get the non-shareware versions. Is there anything i can get off the market that might help me....anybody anybody?

September 10, 2004

Dude, Gmail seriously rocks... almost fully contends with Yahoo! mail... you get a gig of storage, Google search through all your e-mails, messages are arranged into conversations instead of seperate e-mails... Right now it's pretty basic but super fast when loading compared to Yahoo...


Anyway, the real reason I'm up here... When I get some invites; does anyone want one?? Let me know here...


-Adam

P.S. Hotmail is for losers...

September 09, 2004

When are we meeting in Seattle tomorrow?

Also, who needs a ride up there?

September 06, 2004

Well, knowing how james probably wont plan anything, and the majority of you probably will be too busy-i'll just put this on here with the hope that maybe you guys are interested. here goes.
On the 17th-thats the friday after next---maybe we should get everyone together. its been a while since I've been around the whole group "together" so i think this would be interesting to see how everyone is doing. I know that alot of you more or less hate each other other or has moved on to the point where you're asking yourself-"Who the fuck is this guy?"
I don't want to go to sharris---i want to go somewhere where the majority of us havent been to-or havent been to in a while. Somewhere Jeff could go and not have to go past Tacoma ("its the smell!") so---here is my plan.
We meet up somewhere---get everyone together---car pool or something. Drive up to seattle. Go to DICKs. Thats right-thats my big plan. maybe not the greatest. Maybe camping would be easier. But-seriously. I never tried Dicks but i have heard that its good. i'd like to try it. and what would be a better time to try dicks than with my good friends that i dont get to see too often? anyway---it you think its a good idea, say so---if not...tell me what would be a better idea. Well...i'm going now---get ready for some Big Buck Hunter.
later niggers.

September 02, 2004