October 31, 2003

That letter represents what is wrong with the judicial system in this country (evidently in England as well).

Some people just don't get it - can't believe that prison changes people. Refuse to believe that people can change at all. Is anyone of us the same as we were at 10? Doubtful. Can anyone spend a decade locked up and come out the same?

Fucking bullshit.
oh fuck, forgot.

Happy Halloweeen
Do you remember February 1993 when a young 3 yr old was taken from a shopping mall in Liverpool by two 10-year-old boys. Jamie Bulger walked away from his mother for only a second and Jon Venables took his hand and led him out of the mall with his friend Robert Thompson. They took Jamie on a walk for over 2 and a half miles, along the way stopping every now and again to torture the poor little boy who was crying constantly for his mommy.

Finally they stopped at a railway track where they brutally kicked him, threw stones at him, rubbed paint in his eyes and pushed batteries up his anus. It was actually worse than this... What these two boys did was so horrendous that Jamie's mother was forbidden to identify his body. They then left his beaten small body on the tracks so a train could run him over to hide the mess they had created. These two boys, even being boys, understood what they did was wrong, hence trying to make it look like an accident. This week Lady Justice Butler-Sloss has awarded the two boys anonymity for the rest of their lives when they leave custody with new identities. We cannot let this happen. They will also leave early this year only serving just over half of their sentence. One paper even stated that Robert may go on to University. They are getting away with their crime. They disgustingly and violently took Jamie's life away - in return they get a new life. Please read it carefully... then add your name at the end... and send it to everyone you can!

Please add your name and location to the list and send it to friends and family. Please copy this e-mail (highlight text, right click, copy and paste into a new mail) instead of forwarding so we do not get arrows at the beginning of the sentences. If you are the 220th person to sign, please forward this e-mail to; cust.ser.cs@gtnet.gov.uk and attention it to Lady Justice Butler-Sloss. Then start the list over again and send to your friends and family. The Love-Bug virus took less that 72 hours to reach the world. I hope this one does as well. We need to protect our family and friends from creatures like Robert and Jon. One day they may be living next to you and your small children, without your knowledge. If Robert and Jon could be so evil at 10 years old, imagine what they could do as adults!


Forwarded email I received.
I couldnt stop laughing.

Sodomized with batteries.
" It keeps going, and going, and going "
[ people at shari's know me ]

I've said it time and time again, but a bit ago the saying was eclipsed by something I'd never thought could happen. After a part where me and Adam seemed to be the only heterosexual people present - we went to shari's to enjoy ourselves some fine ( not fine ) dining. We walked in and the cook seated us - we chatted to him for awhile. Then the waitress came by and saw us - she saw me and asked me if I wanted 'the usual' I said yep - and then she took Adam's order. The cook then casually went off to do exactly what his name implies : cook.

Soon later ( you'd be surprised how fast your order is done when you're the only people in the resturant ) - we get our food and I notice that I had FOUR pieces of bacon - bonus I figured. Adam, although he didnt notice because he was so bloody well drunk - had extra chicken in his chicken-sammich as well. Anywho - halfway through our meal the cook comes by to chat some more, since nobody else is here. He tells us that he enjoyed talking with us, and thats why we got the uber-bonus foodstuffs.

Eventually I get to blathering and I said that a friend of mine wanted to be a cook - mostly because he could travel around the world that way. He said he'd go to little dink resturants, not like sharis or syndicated places - but like " Ma's place " and a place that was on the way to Pierce College in Tacoma. The cook then asked me the name of the place, which I couldn't recall. After awhile he asked me for directions, which I hap hazardly gave him. He eventually told me the name of the place was ( ) - and I was surprised he knew.

He then told me that he grew up in Steliacom. This is where the story gets a bit crazy. So I tell him " Yeah my grandparents live in Steliacom " and he says " oh whereabouts? " and I say " Over a bridge next to a rocky beach " - and he says the name of the place my grandparents live ( also cannot remember the name of ) - and Im like " wow man, you're good " - and he says " do they still live there? " and I say " oh yeah - you probably even know of them - they run a poodle salon and live in a motor home " - and he says " oh shit, with that big ol' pink poodle van thats been sitting in one spot for more than thirty years? " and I say " yeup, thats them " and he says " I use to mow their yard " and I say " Yeah I know that yard - I use to come up from texas and there was this huge ditch in their backyard I use to play in " - and this is where he stops and looks at me funny for a moment.

Im, in my head, saying to myself : " Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit im going to be identified oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit "

and he says : " Waiiit - you know the twins who use to live down that road? "
and I say : " Yeah Aimee and Erin " ( my cousins )
and at the exact same time we both say " Yeah, they're my cousins. "

both of us go silent at the same time and then he says :

"You're little jimmy from texas! We use to play ball with Aimee and Erin when you came up from texas and your grandma would always call you " little jimmy from texas "

We then got to talking about how one of the twins is now a mother. And where they live now - and he told me that when I was seven he was like fifteen - that puts him in his thirties or so. I will be damned. That was a crazy evening.

October 30, 2003

[delay of gratification]

I have been busy working on something new and exciting... and eatin' this really tasty BLT Sub from SUBWAY - at only 6 grams of fat or less, its healthy and nutritious and ...

Anyway...

In the meantime, I thought I'd "hit ya up wit sum" nostalgia:

Who remembers gettin' this on June 10, 2001:


From: Mud King of Dirt
Date: June 10, 2001 1:13:56 PM PDT
To: pigeon_feast@hotmail.com, nbradbury@rainierconnect.com, goober17_69@yahoo.com, TDKTiny@cs.com, LMadManL@hotmail.com, suzaku@weezer.org, ericax@geek.com, Smurfette@heathersmail.com, nonfinis@u.washington.edu, DEVZERO_3265@hotmail.com, Taurus_127_5183k@hotmail.com, radnat@hotmail.com, mr.goldfish@i.am, emo_kid_x@hotmail.com, HappyPurple99@hotmail.com, mothertrucker@angelfire.com, funnyguy53@hotmail.com, oik26@tellmeimcute.com, ninja-penguin@japan.com, fifty2_card_stud@hotmail.com, bbbonbon16@hotmail.com
Subject: { consider this a prod }

greetings fellow slugs:
here is the deal. some of you dont post.
mind you - not that you dont 'post often' - you just dont post. so that's what this is - it is to 'clean sweep' you out.

if you do not plan on posting anymore - then reply to this with "DELETE ME!" - and you shall be removed.

if you do still plan on sticking around with the slugs - then reply with a PARAGRAPH explaining "who you are" and so on. I'll be putting this paragraph (i dont care how long that ONE paragraph is ;) on a website which basically says "looket who we are!"

also - if you havent posted in the past month(s) you've already been "black-listed" - meaning that reguardless of whatever you say about "no i want to stay with the slugs" you'll be deleted anyway.

Go figure.

in any event :
that's that, and so on and so on.



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I wonder who actually got deleted from that...

October 29, 2003

it was the craziest thing....i read those lyrics you posted james, and not a half hour later i heard that very song on the radio. Very strange, but a decent song.
I work at Fred Meyer? Man its been awhile since ive been in hope i still have my job there.

October 28, 2003

I dont normally post lyrics, but bradbury's reminded me of this

1,
2,
3,
4,

My baby dont mess around
because she loves me so
and this i know fo sho

but does she really wanna
but cant stand to see me
walk out the door

dont try to fight the feelin
cause the thought alone
is killin me right now

thank god for mom and dad
for stickin together
cause we dont know how

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

you think you got it
ohhh you think you got it
but got it just dont get it
cause theres nothing at allll
ah allllll ah allllll
ah alll ah allllll

we get together
ohhh we get together
but seperate's always better
when's theres feelings involed
ah alllll ah allllll
ah alllll ah allllll

if what they say is "nothing lasts forever"
then what makes then what makes
then what makes then what makes
then what makes love the exeception

so why-o why-o
why-o why-o why-o
are we so in denial
when we know we're not happy heree

Ya'll dont wanna hear me you just wanna dance)
heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya
(dont want to meet your daddy)
heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
(just want you in my caddy)
heeey ya

(dont want to meet your momma)
heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
(just want to make you comma)
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
(im im im just being honest)
heeey ya

hey! alright now alright now fellas
(yeaaa) now whats cooler than being cool? (ICE COLD!!)

i cant hear ya i say whats.. whats cooler than being cool (ICE COLD!!!)

Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright,Alright

Ok now ladies (yeeaaaa) We gon break this thing down in just a few seconds
Now dont HAVE me break this thing down for nothing I wanna see ya'll on ur BADDEST behavior
Lend me some sugar
I AM your neighbor

Ah hear we go now

Shake it sh shake it
Shake it sh shake it
Shake it sh shake it
Shake it
Shake it sh shake it
Shake it like a polaroid picture
Shake it sh shake it
Shake it sh shake it
Shake it sh shake it
Shake it sugar
Shake it like a polaroid picture

now all Beyonces and Lucy Lui's
and Baby Dolls get on the floor
you know what to dooooooooo
you know what to dooooooooo
ahhh you know what to do

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya

heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaa
heeey ya
FUNNY
Get up
get up
get up

get on up
stay on the scene

get on up
like a Sex Machine.
Get on up
get up
Shake your arm
then use your form.
Stay on the scene like a Sex Machine.
You gotta have the feeling
sure as you're born.
Get it together
right on
right on

get up
get up
get up.

I said the feeling you got to get

give me the fever in a cold sweat.

The way I like it is the way it is.
I got mine and don't worry about his.


Part II

Get up
get up...

You got to have the feeling get on up

sure as born get on up.
Get it together right on
right on

right on
right on
right on
right on

right on
right on
right on
right on

right on
right on.

Get up
get on up
get up
get on up

and then shake your money maker.
Shake your money maker
shake your money maker

shake your money maker
shake your money maker

shake your money maker
shake your money maker

October 27, 2003

[Whozzat]

Drew! What's up?

So I had this great back-rant about the new Turtles and all that, but I can't remember it anymore, after having been on the bus forever...

so instead, I have decided I will devote my attention to putting together the movie clips on the new G5 lab at UW... provided that one of them opens up for me to use... bahh...

so Mr. Collins will possibly, possibly get his wish, about the movies anyway. About Gay sex with Mr. Rodgers... well, I'm still working on that dead-reanimation technology Collins, so until then, you'll have to settle with Zacho or Mr. Macauley.

And really, the best fight would be between Godzilla and Chris Farley.
I wake up and its one o clock in the afternoon. I figure now is a good time to take a shower. Before I get up I move over and push the mouse, turning on the monitor to this computer. I read the board. First post, " I might be going out on a limb here " -- I figure it's jimmoi catching up on the TMNT occurance. I am right. I am aslo disturbed. He mentioned "The professional" - but not only that, he gave it "Leon : The professional" - and capitalized " Professional " - Im in shock. I get ready to post " OH JESUS H. CHRIST I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY THAT MOVIE IS POSTED ON THE BOARD. " - but then think better to myself : if I don't get in the shower soon, I never will.

I get up and slowly walk to the bathroom. On the way there I am reminded of the previous night, in the hallway. My father turns around to me and says : " If you dont get a job by November, Im kicking you out. " - I say ok and continue walking into the room. I check the calendar : November, 5-6 days away. Laughable. It's almost like a full 360 - back where I started again a couple of years ago.

I finally make it to the bathroom and close the door behind me. Dog looks at me on the other side of the door. I strip off my clothes and look at myself in the bathroom mirror. "Look at yourself James." I think to myself, "You need to shave. And look at your hair! Cut your fuckin' hair! You look like a bum!" - but I ignore it. I turn on the water to full-blast hot. Im looking to burn the thoughts out of my head this morning. But there is no hot water. I guess other people in the house must have used it up. Oh well. I turn it all the way to the opposite end - cold. One extreme or the other will do.

It is sort of a precursor to how my day will turn out. Cold. Waking up to take a cold shower really puts the world into perspective. As I was washing my hair I got to think about the movie : " About Shmidt " and a particular part where, [spoiler] after his wife dies [/spoiler] he turns into a slovenly old man. There is one particular moment where he sits on a chair and his monologue goes something like : " Life is short and I'm going to make the most of it I can." - the sceen goes black and says "three months later" or other some such nonesense. Thats where I am in my life. The faded-to-black screen which denotes a lot of time is passing. The screen equivilant of " . . . "

The showering ends. I put on a towel. I walk in here and write this out. And then I recall what I was initially going to post :

OH JESUS H. CHRIST I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY THAT MOVIE IS POSTED ON THE BOARD. Not only was "Leon: The professional" a terrible movie - but it was another one of those cheesey ass motherfuckin' LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES!~!~!! bullshit films which takes yet another askew angle on the ever-loving Lolita complex. That movie made me cry.

And then I read the next post Drew posts " hey whats everyone up to? " - so I figured I'd fill him in :

PEOPLE UPDATE - " where are they now? "

Jeff
up in seattle still, working at some job or another, has still not made VCDs

Jimmoi
lives in alaska, works for the gov't, "drinking, dating strippers, and working"

Zach-o
lives in some midwest bumfuck state, works for some 'keep the dumbfucks in check' place, still gay

Heather
lives with aaron/anthony in puyallup, works by handing out pills to people, still crazy

Andy
lives with parents still, works at the mall, shoplifting the poonanny of some single mother

Bradbury
still lives where he lives, works for the school district, I've gotta get my MSI cd from him

Steven
lives in tacoma, works for fred meyer, plays old online game called "The Realm"

Aaron
lives with heather/anthony, works for pizza hut/best buy, wanting to quit pizza hut
" real badly "

Michael C.
lives with parents still, does not go to school, goes to a lot of lan parties

Mike Rigney
lives whe wants like a bum, lastly known to be a 'middle man' selling drugs, a large dissapointment

Mr. R and Napster
whereabouts unknown, i believe they both work for fred meyer, I can spell the word "soup"

Andrew Davis
whereabouts unknown, still works for the gov't, comes by from time to time and says
"WHOA, whats up?"

Breanna and Justin
still living with eachother in a house that breanna inherited, justin works for a light company, no news

Jesse
living down southeast, goes to school for something, smokes weed and listens to mellow music like a hippie


I think thats everyone.
As for me - Im patiently waiting for something to motivate me to do something.
oh, and if you check the tagboard you'll notice that everyone is enjoying the fact that I have a middle name.

yeup.


POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo, whats been going on with everyone??? I haven't talked to anyone of you in a long time... whats the news???

I might be going out on a limb here...but going back on TMNT, i think that maybe they shouldnt remake old cartoons. come up with their own. so far im not impressed with any remake of classic cartoons. He-man, TMNT, Trasformers, Ren + Stimpy and Xmen ( actually i enjoy the new xmen, but the original is still untouchable), all remakes have come up disapointing. So why do they continue remaking them? I could easily go for a cheap shot here say something like "Because peopel like jeff watch them." but instead im going to use my old argument that creativity is dead. New ideas seem to have either poor execution or bad reception, so people tend to go with something that works. Toilet humor and remakes. I also have to say that the remakes are being made to sell toys. I am the blame for that...i have yet to buy the new Heman or TMNT, but i have more than once picked up the Skelator action figuare, only to set it back on the gondola.

So whats next? GI Joe? Silverhawks? Thundercats? They already tried bringing back Voltron, so no 80s cartoon is safe. Including The Real Ghost Busters. If they make that into a remake, i'll seriously lose all faith in humanity.

changing the subject. I saw Scary Movie 3, so you dont have to. Its the worse movie ever made. Scary Movie 2 was so horrible, i actually was thinking that they couldnt get any worse. They did. This one was just unfunny. Only movie i can seriously remember watching and not laughing would be Schindler's List. So basically this movie is as funny has a holocaust movie. Now youre probably wondering why did i go see this, when i knew it was goign to suck. My answer: i dont know. I couldve told Howell and Fordyce and Jackson and Sanchez that i was sick, broke, tired or had genital herpes. but instead i thought that it might be, just might be funny. After all, it is David Zucker. Maker of some of my favorite movies. Baseketball, Naked Gun, Arplane and Kentucky Fried Movie. He is the king of Spoof Comedies, so i had soem hope. within the first 10 minutes, all hope was flushed down the toilet.

Moving on. Heres a question. Who would win in a fight b/t Roy Jones Jr and Godzilla? I have my money on Roy Jones.


"Shut your hole Bane, before I put you in one!"

-Roy Jones Jr, his one and only line in MATRIX:RELOADED



"Hummina, Hummina, Hummina"

-Godzilla in "LEON:The Professinal" A little known cameo.


im so fucking bored.

October 26, 2003

molly drew a piture. molly drew a very nice picture of a little man with long blonde hair.
[ACJ]

Once i had a friend named ****** Collins James...

He was a funny man... well mostly just neurotic... and paranoid. He used to think the Truman show was all about him... and that people where always out to find him... so in order to cover up his identity, he would not use his real name online.

So Mr. ****** Collins James would do stuff like calling himself MudNot... that was his favorite...

but when he did have to use his name, he would use stars to block out part of his name: such as ****** Collins James...

and you wouldn't think that the missing part of his name was ******.

Weird huh?

I thought so.
i had a dream that james was crucified for our sins due to an understandable case of mistaken identity.....

and nothing happened..and so we had to kill a lot of sheep or something.

and something about jews....and homosexuality.

mostly just james being crucified for our sins though.
Man. I had the worst day yesterday, and you know why? I had one of those days where, you know, you just kind of realize something about yourself that isn't too flatering? And no, I'm not talkin' about my ass. I already knew that wasn't too pretty. Rat Bastards.

So I went shoe shopping with my step mother, and the saleslady was all, like, "Is there something I can help you with?" and I was, like, "Sure, I need a back shoe." and she was all, "What kind of shoe" and I said "A heel - just anything taht'll look okay with my new dress." So she, bless her littlel heart,{James' middle name is Andrew} goes about trying to hook me up. She starts showing me shoes, and I was like:

"The heel's too short."

"The heel's too wide."

"I don't wear the spiked heels."

"That strap it too wide, and I want more than one."

"No, that's too many straps."

"I don't like the covered backs."

"Oh, honey - I don't wear mules."

"I thought the whole pointy toe thing went out in the 80's."

"That's not black - it's charcoal."


"The strap on the back could be wider"

So she says, "So what you're telling me is that you want any heel that's no shorter than 3 inches and no taller then 5, that's got a stap in the back that's not too small but also not one that enritely closes the heel off, with open toes, no more than two and no less that three slender straps going alternate directions across the toes, that have a heel that's slim but not spiked, with a squared toe in a dark black." and I say, "Yeah."




and she says "That's summer shoes -we don't stock stuff like that in the fall and winter."

So, like, for reals - if you guys were really my friends, you'd have told me at some point how neurotic I am. Or did I just ignore you when you did?

October 25, 2003

his middle name is ...... ? kinda creepy...at least in my head
[Turtle Sex]

Only James ...... Collins could get himself off on TMNT porn.

But that's why we love him...

or tolerate... not sure which.

October 24, 2003

due to f y a d the only thing I could think of when viewing the board the past two days has been tmntnet2.mov - its a clip from the new, new turtles. Which is superior to anything any of you could ever witness.

lame.
[Turtlemania]

I agree... and i loved the turtles. I would have had the entire fleet of turtles stuff, but my mom was crazy and wouldn't let me... which sucked. That and my dad was living in Germany while we were living in Texas so I didn't have any backup support on the need for cool Turtle Toys.

I miss Bebop and Rocksteady too. I actually miss Krang the most, because Krang and Shredder, if you watch the old episodes, had some of the funniest dialogue between the two. Krangs little off-handed comments were probably more funnier for adults than kids, but that's what made it enjoyable for me. And again, I miss the technodrome... the fact that the new Turtles lack it does suck...

But, I still defend the new series.

First off, think about it, if they made it like the old one, it would be more of a ripoff. It's supposed to be a remake, a new take on a classic story. So long as they stick to similar elements and add new things and change it up, then I think it brings new life into it. I am bothered by some things. The fact that Bebop and Rocksteady aren't in it bothers me... but then again, early into the show means that they still have a season or two to add them in before it becomes unforgivable.

I haven't decided which Raph I like better. The new one is edgier and much more like the Movie version, and I liked the movie version. Plus, the do a much better job of playing the tension between Raph and Leo than the old cartoon ever did. And again... Leo was a fuckin' pansy in the old one. I couldn't imagine why he was leader in the old one... in the new one he seems much more the leader type.

That doesn't mean I don't love the old one... i still like it more right now and that will prolly always remain the same...

well, except for the final two series of the classic. I don't know if any of you remember them, but I have all of the Turtles Episodes, and I was watching the last two and remembering why the Turtles ended.

First of all, Krang and Shredder are no more, replaced by a villian named Dregg. Any of you remember him? He was a bug-like alien who was trying to take over Earth and use it as a new base of operations, but the turtles kept getting in the way.

They also introduced the idea that the Turtles were still mutating, and occasionally they would mutate into uglier but stronger versions of themselves.

And then there was Carter. Carter. Some human ninja guy that got mutagen on him and it allowed him to mutate at will into this strong yellow guy. It was then that the Turtles really began to lose it. When Shredder was around, he had some super deep voice that for the Shredder of that time - it just didn't fit.

I don't know yet if this new series will be as good as the old, but I think its off to a pretty good start. It would be rash to mark it down based ONLY on one season, compared to the classic series which had TEN seasons behind it (even if we only really want to remember the first eight).

Will there be a technodrome, a Krang, and (hopefully) a Rocksteady and Bebop? We'll, I think there's a fairly good chance of seeing at least some of those elements come back.

Oh, and lest i forget - i'm actually quite glad the new show isn't completely like the old show. Really go back and watch the old shows and think about now... I don't think it would have been as successful now as it was back then. Worst of all, I worry that if they had made it the same as the classic one... 1) as grown-ups (if we could be called that), we might have a different perception of our beloved classic, and 2) I wouldn't have the same appreciate for the classic.

Mimicry is great sometimes, but sometimes the best way to honor a classic is to give it a new edge while paying homage to it in ways that when you watch it, there are little parts that alude to the classic... little things that only those of us who had turtle underwear and turtle pj's would remember.
To Heather: THEY ARE RATS!!! NOT MOUSES, AND MOUSES IS NOT A WORD, IT'S MICE.

To Jeff: I'm sorry, but the new turtles is completely stupid. No Bebop and Rocksteady alone ruins the series for me. You may have liked Turtles, but when I was in third grade, I was a fucking ninja turtles maniac. I owned EVERY single Turtles toy released, including the Technodrome, the Turtle Bus, AND the Turtle Blimp. I had a calender with the release dates for each new set of turtles figurines and I saved up my money to buy them the day they hit the shelves. I possess every single episode of the show on tape, including the four special episodes you could only get from Burger King when they did that promotion for the show. I FUCKING KNOW THE TURTLES, and what we have on FOX now, is not the show we all loved. It is a vicious parody of all that is good about the show I once loved, and anyone who defends it deserves to be tarred and feathered, and then drawn and quartered, and why stop at quarters, then we can draw and quarter each quarter from the first drawing and quartering, which would leave them divided up into some unfathomable faction I can't even comprehend.

That is all.
dammit jimmi....i listened to that thing you put up and now i cant get it out of my head

October 23, 2003

I made oatmeal cookies for my mouses. Their names are Stewart and Willard, and they are eating cookies for dinner tonight. They are very good mouses.
[Triumphant Returns]

I am back. I would go into a fanfare about the why's I've been gone and all that... but none of you care...

so yeah.

And for my return I have decided to talk about something regarding returns.

- The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -

Now as I'm sure some of you are all familiar with by now... there is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon on Fox. I have decided to wait until now to really talk about it, so that I could see all the episodes of the first season and write my review of it, and compare it to the old.

First off, to those who say that it sucks and is nothing compared to the original, you're retarded.

That's right... you're retarded. And I have a degree... so if i say you're retarded, YOU'RE RETARDED. Live with it.

In many ways, the new one is quite similar to the old one. First off, of course, there are four turtles. The same four, with the same weapons and with the same colors. The still have April and Casey Jones as their friends, and Master Splinter still is the old teacher/rat.

It begins to change a little with Splinter never having been a human, but always a rat. Kinda like the movie. April isn't a newsreporter, but some scientist's intern. Casey is still the psycho in the hockey mask.

Perhaps the best change though is the attitude shifts. Mike and Don are still the same for the most part, maybe a little more polarized, but Raph and Leo are different from the old cartoon. The old cartoon had Raph being more sarcastic than badass. Leo was the whiny apple-polishing leader.

Now Raph is a badass like we all remember him from the Movie. Leo is still leader and still the whole teacher's pet, but he's also got more of an edge and he's also less whiny.

Really, that's why we all hated him when we watched the old TMNT. Leo was a bitch. He was. End of story. I liked him, but that was only cause i liked the whole leadership thing... I still liked Raph better.

Oh, and Shreddar. Shreddar isn't a little pansy anymore.

The bad stuff. No Bebop and Rocksteady, no Krang... and No Technodrome.

It's almost not turtles without those three elements. Especially the Technodrome. When the toys were out, I always wanted a Technodrome.

Anyway... all that stuff aside, I'd say that this Turtles Remake is just as good as the original, if different...

and that's my review of that.

Next time, I'll review the Hulk movie... or Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle... if i can stomach sitting through the entire thing. I doubt i will.
...wow.

October 22, 2003

These fat women play a song called " I wont take it up the ass "

you should listen to it.
funny.

you all are fags.

im just like that.

October 21, 2003

download this and watch it.

especially you zacho.

hahaha.
i couldnt stop laughing.
Wow, its been a long long time since I've been here!

Hows everyone doing latly???

October 20, 2003

there is an art to cooking, its called culinary, if anyone could cook and cook well we would never go to restrants, and if we did we wouldn't pay the jacked up prices that we do pay when makeing it your self saves around 75%...
you'll come to learn that my flesh is unslashable,
you damn coward your man power is laughable,
your chest blastable,
the jack will smack you in the adams-apple for not doing whats asked of you,
thats the last of you,
I'm a sick Bastard,
rappers are nullafied by the number of bandages that inflicted,
with geateen switness...

you should've stuck to the original plan to be a little man,
should have kept it simple before the shit hit the fan,
give this kid a nipple cuz he sucks,
take the microphone from his fist he doesn't know how to clutch,
you want to treat is like a playground,
we could joke about your take down,
and watch your pride get hurt when I tug on your skirt like, "shut the fuck up, professionals are trying to work...
step, step, step, step off,
you know you gotta get lost cuz you know your soft,
step, step, step, stepped on is all your going to get when you try to test the shean,
you better park that bitch,
and get a starter kit,
you might as well hire me to come write your shit...
silly puddy and a puddle of beer,
quit steppin' in my cum and get your gum out your ear,
I heard your new song son, yo its your year,
why don't you run along and tell your girl to bring it here,
your got no balance,
combind with no talent,
you better watch out or you'll catch a face full of falece...

I'll crush your colar bone into little cobble stones,
I'll leave you broke like a thousand college lones...

while I'm sippen' hearbal teas verbale bees plant fertal seeds...

and try to do like chist with spice...

ran by dolaceller,
only man that walked through hell,
dick swingin' like shit went well,
call it the mighty joe young...

swiftachangeable...
yah cooking is just one of those things....its not an art yet you gotta know what your doing

October 19, 2003

So you cook a lot, yet you're still that bad at it? Maybe you should let go of that, too....?

October 18, 2003

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October 17, 2003

You wired me awake
And hit me with a hand of broken nails
You tied my lead and pulled my chain
To watch my blood begin to boil
But I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
Too cold to start a fire
I'm burning diesel burning dinosaur bones
I'll take the river down to still water
And ride a pack of dogs
I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
Hits like a Phillips head
Into my brain
It's gonna be too dark
To sleep again
Cutting my teeth on bars
And rusty chains, I'm gonna break my
Rusty cage and run
When the forest burns
Along the road
Like God's eyes
In my headlights
When the dogs are looking
For their bones
And it's raining icepicks
On your steel shore
I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run

October 16, 2003

because i had to.


NON FiNiS: provided i don't have to deal too much with a certain roommate's idiot girlfriend, then yes.
NOT mud: mmm.
NOT mud: dude.
NOT mud: drug her
NOT mud: fuck her in the ass
NOT mud: fixes everything
NOT mud: guarenteed
NOT mud: then she'll really know "youre the man"
NON FiNiS: ...
NON FiNiS: now there's the answer i was looking for for all my problems
NOT mud: I am *totally* serious
NON FiNiS: i'm trying to determine if your asterisks are a sign of sarcasm
NON FiNiS: but all my mental resources are bent on getting this data entered before i have to leave
NOT mud: not at all
NOT mud: seriously man.
NOT mud: and if you really want to put her in her place
NOT mud: dont use lube.
NOT mud: dont even use saliva.
NOT mud: pooperstick it like a real man
NON FiNiS: ?
NON FiNiS: and how exactly do you think this will solve all my problems?
NOT mud: how wouldnt it?
NOT mud: you have to stop being so negitave all the time.
NOT mud: think positive. You're Jeff. You're in charge. You're in control
NON FiNiS: ... i don't have issues of control
NON FiNiS: doing something like that, however... might make one suspicious that i do :)
NOT mud: and you should prove it to your roomate's girlfriend.
NOT mud: nah.
NOT mud: it will just show her that you're not playing around. that you mean buisness
NON FiNiS: so would hitting her upside the head
NON FiNiS: or blowing up her car
NON FiNiS: or simply telling her to back off.
NOT mud: nothing quite does the trick to teach a woman like rape does. especially anal rape.
NON FiNiS: 1) i don't wan to touch her
NOT mud: 1. condoms
NON FiNiS: 2) nothing quite does the trick to teach ANYBODY like rape does. especially anal rape.
NOT mud: 2. meh. the homos wouldnt be taught nothin
NON FiNiS: 3) rape... well i don't have time to even go into the psychological intricacies involved in rape, suffice it to say there are a lot.
NOT mud: 3. thats the point.
NON FiNiS: 3a) intricacies that would be irreparably damaging to myself as well as the victim.
NOT mud: 3a. have the lights off
NON FiNiS: 3aa) there are other sensations besides sight... though humans rely on it primarily. the sense of smell and taste are actually more closely tied to memories, and memories and the way they are encoded/decoded are primary sources of psychological human makeup.
NOT mud: 3aa. noseplugs. gloves. and i said anal rape. not anal toss.
NON FiNiS: ... you and i have different perceptions of sex and such james...
NON FiNiS: while that may work for you, which i'd suspect that it really woudln't
NON FiNiS: wouldn't.
NOT mud: hahaha.
NON FiNiS: i highly doubt that is a viable solution for myself.
NOT mud: ouch and pulling my name.
NON FiNiS: hehe
NOT mud: fuck im tired
NON FiNiS: is that why you pass out as much as you do
NOT mud: from anally raping women who dont listen to me? yes.
NOT mud: considering none of them do listen to me. heh.
NON FiNiS: heh... yes i would imagine that there are a few that don't.
NON FiNiS: so does this include stranger-women
NON FiNiS: or just ones you know?
NOT mud: oh yes. all women.
NOT mud: dude im a anal raping machine. i lost my job and now im full time anal rapist.
NON FiNiS: so it's a perk-job
NON FiNiS: doesn't pay well, but good benefits?
NOT mud: poor medical and dental
NON FiNiS: well in that business i imagine oral hygiene is somewhat important


but it doesnt stop there!


Dream Shad0ws: FUCK EX GIRLFRIENDS
Dream Shad0ws: i'm never fucking talking to her again
Dream Shad0ws: dude my ex is a complete bitch
zak p o w: did you stick it in the pooper?
Dream Shad0ws: no thankfully
zak p o w: thats why you think she's a bitch
zak p o w: stick it in the pooper and they calm down
Dream Shad0ws: ahhaha no more, i'm disconnecting her phone now

October 15, 2003



now that I have your attention,
two things.

1. Some of you have graciously uploaded images already. And you didnt put them in the /images/ directory. Now, normally I wouldn't give less a shit - but when navigating through the site via an ftp program - after a couple of months if people do that, it is hectic to find a god damned thing. So please, dont upload files anymore - if I can figure out a way to make that not possible I most definately will do so.

" James you're an asshole!!!! " so you say - well here is my solution to your "but I enjoy uploading images for the boardmembers to look at!" - and I would say " get a tripod hosting account and upload images there! " - and you would reply with " DUDE TRIPOD DOESNT ALLOW OFF SITE IMAGES TO DISPLAY! " and then I'd say " well hey you could pay 5$ a month to get 50mb of hosting here! " - and then you would say " you know, thats a good idea. "

oOoooo.

In any event, to number 2.

They say you cannot kill a camry.
In fact, the tow-truck guy said he'd never towed a camry before.
Well...



you see that there? that there is where my gas cap should be. And it wasnt. Well, who would have known that a measly gas cap that always got in my way whenever I was refueling would fuck my car up pretty good. ( that and not putting oil or servicing it for a good 1-3 years. )


and off she goes!


bradbury even stopped by to check it out.

zoom.

October 14, 2003

Yeah! I am ever so happy that the board is back up. Or was alredy back up, but I was too much of a dumbass to access it.

October 13, 2003

Zacho, this picture simply reminded me of...well...you =)

October 12, 2003

Vbulletin price-list < Jesus H. Christ

oookaaaay.

so - forums might not be around for awhile.
at least not until I get a bloody job.
Because yours is a few days before mine...I remember those proximity things.

Your subs = still chilling in my shop. Call me and we'll arrange a meet or what have you.
errr....
how'd you know when my bday was?

oh and hey bradbury -- I hadn't thought of it 'till a few days ago

My subs =

October 11, 2003

Happy (belated) birthday Steven.
hahahaha.

goto porn.loose-slugs.com

hahahaha.


oh man. i need to get a job.
Ok. email me if you're interested in this :

1. your own (username)@loose-slugs.com email address
2. 50MB of webspace to upload to.
3. your own domain name http://(username).loose-slugs.com
4. a livejournal code ( if you dont have one already )

these things for just $5 a month - now what will this five dollars a month go to?

1. to maintain the domain loose-slugs.com
2. to maintain the webspaces provided by apsi networks
3. so I dont carry this whole damn thing by myself, moreso being that I have no money.
4. my drug habit, you know - I have to have my speed, niggas.

so please email me if you're interested in this at all.
if not for the space or for the email address or your own webpage deal,
but something to waste 5$ on.

I'll setup the paypal thing later.
anyone?

example : http://maxpowers.loose-slugs.com

October 10, 2003

That is, no trips to jail yet.
Oh baby. All kinds of noise-making shit on loose-slugs. Just like back in the day. I feel all nostalgic now.

Nothing like getting a call from someone you know. So they can tell you they're in jail. For reckless driving. While you're in the middle of installing a nitrous system.

Good fun. But hey, I didn't get popped, so it's all good. Left a lot of tire rubber behind, but no trips to jail.
does anyone remember ... this?


cleaned out some members.
working on member-pages now.


edit: archives should work now.
ok.

1. the archives dont work at the moment. ill work on them later.
2. this layout is good, i like it, just need some definition to it.
3. any suggestions?
4. im going to make a layout for 'members' ... boy that'll be something.
5. thats right .htaccess. suck my penis.
6.
BWA HAHAHAHAHAH

.HTACCESS CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK. I AM TRIUMPHANT.
A WINNAR IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.



Dog agrees.
( put your mouse over him )

October 09, 2003

come now emo, impart on us your "best link ever" so that wel all may bask in its glory!!

October 06, 2003

"redesigning" is not "going away"

i wont be doing the booting until the site is redesigned
which can tke anywhere from now to three years

October 05, 2003

well i WAS going to post the best link ever...but since this is all going away.......

October 04, 2003

damn .htaccess or whatnot.
WOOOE.
wow.
i mean.
wow.

ok, first things first.

1. i'll be deleting everyone from the board. why oh why you cry? then I will re-invite everyone who was on the board, stressing that if they do not wish to participate - dont join up.

2. with the new host it is massively easy to setup email and give each of you individual space+ftp access in which you can upload pictures and so forth.

3. Im going to redesign the site, again, but this time with more CSS goodness, and hopefully a little bit of .php wonderous fantastic playground stuff.

4. lastly : is there anythign anyone would specifically like to see?
one thing I want to get going is our own 'forums' which I'll be starting on next week.
it'll be... ah... swell.

October 03, 2003

pfft.

yea. I am Immortal. Queen. yeup. nuff said.

i hate my job.
more liek i hate the supervisor of the crew thats suppose to relieve me.
and i hate people.
weeemen.
and i hate feeling hungry, eating and than still feeling hungry.
and i decided i hate stereotypical homosexuals. not gay people in general, just men that are your stereotypical homosexual. much like how i hate the stereotypical asian american kid, or african american. in fact i think i just hate people that feel they need to act a certain way because...im rambling.

movie that was umpredictable? big lebowski. i mean, c'mon. the coffee cup. the ferret. the german eurotrash techno band. i think thats my pick.

i have a sudden urge to run over puppies. i think thats the mood im in right now. over-worked, confused, stressed, exhausted and hating everyminute im here in alaska.

my return to the lower 48 may have been cancelled. lack of cash. lack of reason. and very little time.
i dont know. i dont know a lot fo things.

rumpshaker - wrex-n-effects.

i want to commit vehicular assualt on some random person.
maybe i should shoot randomly into a large crowd.
or maybe i should just take a shower, go to tom's house, get drunk and forget about the horrible fucking week.
no JP had nothing to do with it....replacing it with a 454 was my idea, and i think i remember mr R mentioning something about an allison tranny
but what it comes down to is....is it doable
would a 454 even fit into the 86 olds, and wouldnt it require a switch from automatic to manual?
Heh, man. Did JP put you up to this?

First off, '70 Chevelles didn't have Allison trannies. Allison is GM's heavy truck transmission brand.

Secondly, it would take more than it's worth. Waaaaaaaayyyyyyy more.
Bradbury quick hypothetical engine question
Currently i drive a 1986 Cutlass Supreme oldsmobile, with either a 2.8L or 4.0 cant remember what the number is....but my dream would be to replace the POS thats in it now, and drop a 454 big block with an Allison transmission into it, like the ones they had in the 1970 chevelles. My question is...what would that take?

October 02, 2003

[newbies]

G'damn newbies, they are just as bad as californians!
So far it seems only four of us know that the address is slugs.blogspot.com

Wouldn't surprise me, considering most everyone now has joined since it became loose-slugs.com

Worthless newbies.

October 01, 2003

[feed]

You didn't force feed me to watch it... i just watched it on my own...

and i couldn't pay attention...

unless you cosmically influenced me to watch it, in which case you can then take credit for such forcing of watching said movie.

I have a job. But i want a different one.

And i thought you knew enough HTML to do these things. You did it before... didn't you?

I would post a picture, but that requires going through the process of starting up the FTP program, uploading the picture, writing the link here, testing to make sure it works, and then posting this here post... something I am too distracted to do, because I'm playing with an Apple Cinema display and writing...
what fun, what fun. I wish I had one of these... i'd watch movies on it all day long.


Meh.
i dotn know the html code to make it not tile

nobody payed attention to the movie "THE GAME" becaues I force fed them to watch it
and blah blah blah blah blah.

i need a job.
Hmm... I actually woke up at 6:45?

Damn, i forgot that feeling of waking up early, when you didn't want to...

and you know what. it's kinda fun.

DIE CALIFORNIA!