quick, simple, yum : artichoke

1: why bonnie? she's a woman I know. another reason?
the slug-board is for (first) associates of mine whom i do feel allowing the privilage to post on the board
(second) my close associates can make decisions and allow their associates privilages to post
(third) random dumbfucks we might pick up along the way [ be it through "missions" :see later post: or random online email ]
considering that she falls category in the (first) - she had a high probability of being invited to the board.

2: why not take off all of our clothes? reason number the (first) - it's washington. sure it's sunny, but give it a minute, it'll probably start snowing ... guh. stupid washington weather. and the other reason : BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD SEE MY SMALL PEE PEE > and nobody wants that now do they? It would entirely take away the mystery of me being a "man" now wouldn't it? then again - it'd probably get all them women who dig small pee pees. ... but then again they'd see zach-o and jimmoi's pee pees too. Hmmm... there'd be a whole lot of little pee pee. and then again nobody would want to go to bed with big-boner-brice. in any event : i think it's best to keep clothes on... merely because I don't want to see boobies... or ... wait : correction : what about stockings and/or thigh-highs? a bunch of women walking around in thigh-highs/stockings and nothing much of anything else would be some sort of utopian dream-state... Hmmm.... VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT. I'LL MAKE STOCKINGS/THIGH-HIGHS MANDATORY.

egg salad.