October 29, 2004

well, being that its almost halloween, and it has become an unofficial tradition to watch Ed Wood movies during this time, i think this:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/27/leisure.edwood.reut/index.html

is an appropriate link.
so what are you faggets planning for halloween? we should so totally throw a sexy party.
or not.

anyway-im getting a job at office depot. apparently, turning in the application and knowing the store manager isnt enough, and i actually have to do an interview monday. im guessing its all just a formality. i know most of you faggets will laugh your asses off when i dont get hired, since i said that this is a guarrenteed job. fuck you all.

my car is on its way, so i figuare that once i get my car here, and the job-we should get another big thing going. like an UBER barbeque/poker/drink fest. i say we should since we've all been busy doing other stuff, that we're forgetting the most things in live. Eating meat, drinking liquor and playing cards.

well, im gonna go back to my studies. I have a Midterm monday, a "written assignment" due on monday, an essay due tuesday, a power point presentation (thats right, i said power point) due friday, and a take home exam due wednesday. the take home test is the easy one. weee. high school part 2 is oh so fun.

fucking niggers.

October 23, 2004

Rawr!
Well....I'm drunk as shit. Damn this is cool. I've never psoted drunk before. So now I'mg oint to. hehehehehhehehehe.
you losers.
Bonnie -- why wyo9uld you not leave if you hate it so mcuch. I mean. If you hate them....then get another job...a job that pays the same, but give syou your rights back....and doesn't involve those shitty hours.
or you could jus thave sex with me for $5 an hour. But maybe UI'm just sayin that cuz I'm drunk outta my mind.

I haven't seen JJ Parker in like a year. So we went and god rrunk tonight. Man does it feel good. We even met a good number of people. Drunk People,. Peiople like us. Ya,. We're gonna meet them again. And get drunk again. Indeeduyo.

Forgive my drunkenness.I 'm drunk.

October 22, 2004

Can someone please remind me why I joined the military? I mean, honestly, a military academy is such a bad idea. I stay up until 1:30 am doing homework then get up at 5 to go do physical training. Then I go to class all day and THEN I have some sort of lab like squad tactics and destroying bunkers and then I still have to come back to the barracks and deal with these crazy ass girls that I'm supposed to be in charge of but I can't stand most of them to a point where I don't want to tell them what to do because that would involve talking to them. The sad part is, as much as that just sounded like it sucked, I don't want to leave. I wouldn't even if I could. The only thing I really miss are my consititutional rights, but since I'm in the military anyway I don't have those. Yeah. So you guys need to post more...adam, post about your little baby...I want to see pictures! What is its name anyway? I need sleep!!!!!!!

October 21, 2004

Time for another SPLEEN! post.

Dream Shad0ws:
too much SPLEEN!
Je Disparais: there is never enough SPLEEN?!!!!
Dream Shad0ws:
YES THERE IS!
Je Disparais: NO! Spleen is good ALL THE TIME!!!
Je Disparais: my personal favorite:
Dream Shad0ws:
SPLEAN BAD!
Je Disparais: The SPLEEN-BURGER
Dream Shad0ws:
SPLEEN GOOD!
Je Disparais: lightly toasted on a sesame seed bun
Je Disparais: TAST-O-RIFFIC!
Dream Shad0ws:
what about on some dried liver?
Je Disparais: LIVER FRIES
Dream Shad0ws:
with castor oil
Je Disparais: SPLEEN BURGER WITH A SIDE O'LIVER
Dream Shad0ws:
baked in feline gut?
Dream Shad0ws:
topped with eye-o-chiken?
Dream Shad0ws:
stuffed with spleen puree?
Je Disparais: well now you're just being crazy
Je Disparais: but spleen... oh it's tasty
Je Disparais: people should eat the spleens of their enemies
Dream Shad0ws:
what's your favorite spleen?
Je Disparais: that is what i plan to do to Collins.
Je Disparais: mwahaha
Dream Shad0ws:
Collins has no spleen, it was removed last year and desimated.
Dream Shad0ws:
your plan is ruined
Dream Shad0ws:
plus i gave him strong drugs
Je Disparais: hehe
Je Disparais: Well there is Collins number 2
Je Disparais: the untainted one.
Dream Shad0ws:
True... He might be delectable.
Dream Shad0ws:
how do you plan to prepare the rest of your feast?
Je Disparais: well Spleen is a hearty meal in it of itself.
Je Disparais: but if there's room, mashed potatoes work well as a side
Dream Shad0ws:
aren't you tired of shitting spleen yet?
Je Disparais: it's a delicacy, i don't have it often

d00d, no posts... U SUX.

October 20, 2004

Another week gone by, no posts. What the hell is going on with this board?

October 13, 2004

This Message Has Been Approved By... Me... For the Office of EVERYTHING.

This Message Has Been Approved By... Me... For the Office of EVERYTHING.

Lately, as many of you have noticed, there have been a slew of people
running for office all over the country... from President of the
United States, to Commissioner on Toiletries.

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and to simplify things, for you the voter, I am simply running for EVERYTHING.

Yes, that's right. You no longer have to wonder who is running for
what. No more questioning who are the contenders for the Governor of
Washington, The Mayor of Seattle, the Public Lands Commissioner, the
Vice President of the United States... so on and so forth.

My platform is simple and my promises so easy to understand that a
five year old will point and laugh at you if you don't understand
them.

I promise to fix EVERYTHING.

How you ask?

Simple: By fixing EVERYTHING.

Get it? Or do I have to send over a five year old?

You see, unlike the many contenders for the various public offices
throughout the nation, I am offering you, the people... MY PEOPLE...
straightforward and simple answers.

I will not raise taxes, but I will increase spending for education.

How you ask?

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And I will increase spending for education.

Aren't you tired of these politicians saying they will do something
but without providing you with a plan of action?

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I will simply fix EVERYTHING.

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October 07, 2004

WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!
.... WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!
....... WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!
..............WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!

................Who’s to blame for the lives that tragedies claim
............No matter what you say
.........It don’t take away the pain
.......That I feel inside, I’m tired of all the lies
.....Don’t nobody know why

It’s the blind leading the blind

.....I guess that’s the way the story goes
.......Will it ever make sense
..........Somebody’s got to know
..............There’s got to be more to life than this
..................There’s got to be more to everything I thought exists

..............WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!
....... WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!
.... WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!
WE ARE, WE ARE... THE TEDDY BEAR NATION!

October 05, 2004

...of the day? You get at least a week out of that, man.

After all, she's going to be yours to worry about for around the next 18 years. Heh heh. Man o man.
Honorary Slug of the Day!



October 03, 2004

Bonnie : that was my largest beef with the school system. I proclaimed and bitched and bemoaned that they didn't really teach anything in high-school, but looking back I realise where my fault lay - and it isn't with the system itself.

It is with the students. They don't want to learn, or rather it isn't that they do not wish to learn - rather - that they rather just want to be told what to regurigtate and get on with their lives.

There are some who did, in fact, go to school to learn - and they did. That was my folly. I figured that merely because the students themselves were uninterested in self education and listening and actually learning that the problem must be with the system.

Turns out that all their bullshit " School is what you make of it " was right.
Turns out I was wrong. Turns out I was barking up the wrong tree.

Jeff - your spleen nonsens is not only tiring, but annoying. Stop smoking the chronic. You've lost a good 80% of your coherant thought process and reason/rational - if you stop now you can probably recover a good majority of it.

Bradbury - I'm not a geek. =b

October 02, 2004

Awww, Bonnie...

I love and hate you two...

AND I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN!!!

and Michael Rigney...

I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN!!!

ALL SPLEEN, ALL THE TIME!!!
So...the english teacher I hated so much I know love. I've actually learned in her class. I realize now that I never LEARNED in high school. I just was given some facts that I remembered for a few days and then forgot after the test. You can't do that here. I actually retain the knowledge and use what I learn. It's great.
It got really cold here all of the sudden. The great thing about missouri is that it can be 80 degrees one day and 30 the next. Boy does that fuck with your immune system.
I'm actually really excited about coming home and seeing you assholes so you best be planning something interesting for around thanksgiving time. Of course, interesting to me is a freaking book store. So whatever. I love and hate you all.