March 22, 2003

steve i need 40 bucks for cat food and litter

March 20, 2003

posts.

post, that of the first : numbers.

these are numbers for you.
today we did an order for 30 000 apple bottoms in two and a half hours.
that is aproximately 200 boxes per minute.

now - in each bundle there are twenty five (25) boxes.
there are seven (7) layers per each pallet.
in each layer there are four(4) bundles.
that is one hundred(100) boxes per layer and seven hundered (700) per pallet.

more numbers : each individual bundle in-and-of itself aproximately weight fourty seven (47) pounds.
here comes the fun part.
how many bundles did I do in half an hour and two?
I stacked aproximately fourty two (42) pallets, and one last one minus two layers.
thats a total of 29 800 boxes. divided by twentyfive (25), that is onethousand-onehundred-and-ninety-two bundles. (1192)
the pounds times the number of bundles comes to fiftysixthousand-and-twentyfour (56024).
divided into minutes it comes to aproximately ninehundred-thirty-four (934) pounds.

so fuck you aaron.

post, that of the second : the freedom to feel whatever I feel like feeling

i have come to the conclusion (again, maybe?) that people have too many freedoms.
of of these freedoms that should be 'incheck' is the freedom to feel whatever they damn well feel like.
Governments, or any governing body for that matter - should start implementing conditioning routines in which they alienate and erradicate some specific " feelings " - how to achieve this? I dont really give a shit, but it can be done - and it should be done.

so fuck you. yes. you.

post, that of the third : individuals

what bothers me about people is that they all think that they are a god-damned carnival or " production stage " of some sorts.
that they portray themselves to people and that the people only see that which is on stage and that somewhere, deep in the backstage,
in the dark there are actors or musians who nobody has seen before because they havent been on stage. Or that somewhere nobody has seen these some majikal and mystical props or tomes of literature which make them " a specific and special individual, seperate and different than anyone else" That this gathering of unseen objects and thoughts and feelings - unmade choices and mistakes, proposals and history make them " AN INDIVIDUAL " - and that this " INDIVIDUALITY " makes them free from any sort of general classification or recording of any sort. That I cannot say broad statments and predict every god-damned instance that can happen when Im around people because " everyone is different "

You are no different than me.
I am no different than you.
these are minor idiosyncrasies which make us all pieces of a whole,
not wholes onto ourselves.

so fuck you. again. god damnit.

March 19, 2003

Oh. yes. I forgot - Im posting.
but you know what, i forgot what I was going to post about.

fuck.
ill be posting a lot more now - due to the (cough) war.

i got motorama on dvd.
i have to remember to write down what I want to post about at work so that I can post about it.
i have to do my laundry now.

aaron is in the shower having sexual relations with anna.
he is the king. get it. anna. and the king. eh. fuck you.

oh. by the way, whats this I hear about jimmoi being deployed to the " frontlines " because they fear homosexuals being " behind " in military actions so that they cannot " grab dat ass " - and by the way, I asked zach to get the implants. bitch.

now i need an ending quote. well, fuck - how about this?

March 18, 2003

Anthony and Aaron always are capable ( or so it seems ) at getting people into PIZZA HUT.
Um.

I dont think you want to work at a box factory tho.
And where steve works isnt exactly " office work " either.

Im no good.
Here is Bethel's job posting page. Not sure if anything on there applies to you, but new jobs come open often.
Seeing as I am now done with school until September, and for the moment out of work, I have a favor to ask of the board...

Does anybody know of any full time (or part time w/ high hours) jobs that are hiring at the moment? Preferably an office job, but I'll take pretty much anything at this point. If you do SERIOUSLY know of something please let me know. Thanks.

March 17, 2003

UNGC is a good club....they have (or at least had) a really nice clays course. It's about a mile long, with 15 or so stations.

There was this crazy guy, Pete, who drove around and managed all the peons such as myself. In the morning, we would load the back of his truck, and drive around delivering clays and people to the stations. One time, he drove off as I was climbing on the back of the truck. I made it about 200 yards holding the tailgate and standing on the bumper...until we hit a bump. Bounced me clean off the back, I hit the gravel at about 30 mph....and only narrowly avoided being run over by the next truck back.

Good times, great fun.
Napster-
Which club do you work at? I used to pull trap down at UNGC in Eatonville.....

The guy you're describing sounds like the guy that used to run things down there.
I am posting.
why.

to get that god-damned shockwave off of the main page.

a note.
anyone putting shockwave will, as I previously did with steves post - have it as a link.
anyone who does not link it i will link it for you.
and if you CHANGE IT AND FORCE ME TO LISTEN TO BANG BANG BANG OVER AND OVER AGAIN I will kill ban you.
look - i made a law.

you know why?
YOU KNOW WHY?!

BECAUSE I JUST WANT





















BANG BANG BANG.

March 15, 2003

I love you, Steven, for you have just made my day.

March 09, 2003

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March 08, 2003

Hehe heheh heh. That's some funny shit there, Zach-o. Are you posting any more about when you're getting your ass up here?

March 05, 2003

Sounds like you popped a fuse.

Might want to check and make sure nothing is grounding the hot lead going to the lighter....otherwise you'll only pop the next fuse you put it.


Oh, and Steven: I have a shirt that I believe to be yours. Found it cleaning out my truck. I don't want it, do you?

March 03, 2003

Hi there -

Yep. There went that. I have to have a comprehensive psychological exam before they'll cut me into little bitty bits. For real.

Why?

They're afraid that I want to hurt children. So - all I'm saying is that if that's a concern, shouldn't they be all the more willing to stop me from having them? But, NOW put me in touch with another doctor who will do it, but not until either May or June. I'm not sure which.

This week sucks.

March 02, 2003

I could have won a Nobel prize and be a multi-billionaire by now. Anything's possible. It isn't a matter of ability, it's a matter of what you have and have not done.

Ability doesn't mean a damn thing if you don't use it.


Last but not least; there is a fucking spell check button, you chimpanzee.