i don't like this oz name thing. my name is also Ass Executioner. i wanted to be differnt. boohoo
fneh. anyhow.
i feel real blah.
June 30, 2001
THIS IS WHY I need to take a vacation to BRAZIL. Not only that but a lot of things are on my mind - not like I'm going to post about them - just a bit ago my father called and told me to cook LAMB CHOPS and I DONE ATE 'EM - so ... HAH. No more hand puppet for you!
Ok - so now I'll play zach-o in counterstrike... I don't know if he knows about the new maps - so we shall see. Charlie might come over - which is a good thing - merely because my mother is gone until tomorrow and father shows up at 12. Hmm. oh - another funny thing :
goto THIS FUN PLACE and learn what your OZ PRISON BITCH NAME is ... Mine consists of the following :
Ass Executioner
Mwa hahaha, bitch.
Look up your own name... ok - well, and do yourself a favor as well :
Look up Jimmoi's real full name.
You'll get a kick, I swear you will.
I seem to be the only semi-dominant oz-bitch name around.
I mean mike and jeff dont seem to have good ones either.
hmm.
Ok - so now I'll play zach-o in counterstrike... I don't know if he knows about the new maps - so we shall see. Charlie might come over - which is a good thing - merely because my mother is gone until tomorrow and father shows up at 12. Hmm. oh - another funny thing :
goto THIS FUN PLACE and learn what your OZ PRISON BITCH NAME is ... Mine consists of the following :
Mwa hahaha, bitch.
Look up your own name... ok - well, and do yourself a favor as well :
Look up Jimmoi's real full name.
You'll get a kick, I swear you will.
I seem to be the only semi-dominant oz-bitch name around.
I mean mike and jeff dont seem to have good ones either.
hmm.
Yawn......
If anyone notices a couple of obvious "brodie" marks (thick, black burnout marks of the sort left by the rear wheels of a vehicle that is rotating on the front axle) in the Lakewood mall parking lot, out in the corner in the middle of nowhere, I know nothing about them.
Ok then.
Mike: since we have no real omen, religion has taken on that role of late, sort of a scriptural quaalude, to calm people down and make them think that their actions in this world will somehow benefit them in an afterlife. So, yes, some people do has an omen that guides them, but then there's the rest of us that don't buy into it, and so what do we have?
Ugh. Alcohol is your friend!
Later.
If anyone notices a couple of obvious "brodie" marks (thick, black burnout marks of the sort left by the rear wheels of a vehicle that is rotating on the front axle) in the Lakewood mall parking lot, out in the corner in the middle of nowhere, I know nothing about them.
Ok then.
Mike: since we have no real omen, religion has taken on that role of late, sort of a scriptural quaalude, to calm people down and make them think that their actions in this world will somehow benefit them in an afterlife. So, yes, some people do has an omen that guides them, but then there's the rest of us that don't buy into it, and so what do we have?
Ugh. Alcohol is your friend!
Later.
There will never be any omen in life from which man should guide his actions. We are left frusterated in life and any omen which we percieve is external and we are left with nothing but our own interpritation. Indeed we are like a general with his soldiers in this respect, we are given some order and then must decided how to act upon it, It is our individual decision which will decide just who is going to die and who will live. Our own judgement is the only judgement, therefore, the only omen we percieve is the one which we choose to percieve. Yet our own individual is ambiguous, i have long believed that my body was more the tool and my mind was the user. I have changed my mind, I believe that the self is simply something assembled by the mind to interact with the world it percieves, the self is designed and built for this world. The moment the world changes and becomes something other than the world the self was built for one of two things happines (1) The body abandones the self and builds a new one (2) The self is updated and changed to fit into this new world. This relates to the experience of aging and the changes in taste and thought which take place during this process. You can do well to identify with your self-concept because that is who/what you are, however, you are fleeting and will decay/die/change to fit the needs of your body in a changing world. The moment this world changes you stop existing and a new self is sewn to the mind in order to continue to exist, Indeed, our minds can not handle a paradox in reality and this is exactly because our minds are designed for a world without paradox, however, if a paradox comes to be then a new self will come to lite. One which can deal with the paradox. Since the only judgement is our own, and we are ambiguous and fleeting being, should we judge or decided ?... How can there be any natural law when the only natural law that we perceive is most likely only a side affect of the design of our selfs for this world ??....
June 29, 2001
bzat. i'm feeling very compulsive right now. i wish it were 2 weeks ago. so i could call this girl. instead of e-mailing her and hoping it's the right address because she went off to a music camp. did i spell address wrong?
this ees her:
sigh
bah. this is just the type of thing i hate and used to complain about in high school.
anyway.
fish out
this ees her:
sigh
anyway.
fish out
I just realized something...
it probably wasn't very fair of me to single out james for the search thing...
so for the sport of it, i will make a list for people who might waste their time searching for me:
jeff s. paulino (yeah, like i'm really gonna put my middle name when i can't stand it) paulino mookie roach (ask justin or jimmy) horehey jorge el presidente nonfinis NON FiNiS NONfinis MadStapler Mowgli mowgli paulino jeff university of washington UW uw psychology sociology social psych seven roy texas fort hood fort lewis paintball paulino jeff jeff paulino (i'm guessing that the more i write it, the more likely people will find it) roy roy university college student target employee target paulino flo stock hood fort military bethel high school pierce college paulino paulino jeff
There we go...
that's enough for now.
I think that even's up everything...
but i still want to see if james' alters it.
well, i guess this is growing up10
Y'know, with all this talk james has been spouting off about people finding him, and people finding all of us...
i thought i'd invite him to enjoy the fun,
and he gave me the idea for this next little thing...
So here goes:
james c. mud not mud "king of dirt" porn collins administrator james james james collins mud not mud mud? bob "administrator bob" bethel high school tza scribble shaggy long-haired glasses weird strange anti-social porn berzerk (note: i threw this one in because no one uses the term bezerk anymore, so if anyone ever searched for it...well that would be funny) mental problems schizophrenic schizophrenia associative identity disorder disassociative identity disorder multiple personality disorder attention defecit hyperactivity disorder ridilin ridelin (mostly because i didn't know how to spell) tza guh pfhf (i don't know..)
Yeah, i think i'm done with that for now...
note that i don't necessarily believe that these things listed are qualities james possesses, but other people wasting their time "searching" for him (not that i'm saying it would be a waste necessarily), might consider looking him up as.
I also don't believe this list will last up for very long, as i anticipate james will come through and edit it...
i thought about making it more difficult...but i don't really care to.
i just want to see how long it is before this list goes down...
and so i am starting the count at 4:50...five minutes from the time i wrote "five minutes".
now, i may not get a chance to post this weekend, so would someone tell me if he takes it down before monday, and when he did...
not really that important, but i'm curious...
oh, and note to james...just because i expect you to edit this post, that isn't some sort of twisted way of saying that i feel it is alright for you to.
i won't be mad...
but as a form of censorship...i just wouldn't be slugs. (new saying i'm working on).
well, i guess this is growing up9
First off, i'd just like to say "welcome" to andy. I see he has posted, which should make the board only more fuller and richer, and whatnot...
Secondly...
yeah, james' picture of me is a rather bad one, which is good for him...
though i admit, the playing field is a little onesided, with my massive forces (pictures), going up against his one.
i should probably share pictures with him...then we'd have a really good contest. we shall see...
and now then, on to the more interesting issue of the day.
Apparently someone from Guam has been looking around for me...
i must say, i am quite intrigued as to who this mystery searcher is...
well, whoever you are, please, by all means, leave a comment at one of the comment spots on one of my various posts...preferably this one, or one of my more recent ones.
Much thanks to james for installing that netstats thing, that allows us to determine where people are viewing our site from...
unlike james, i am not paranoid by someone looking up my name...
quite intrigued really, that anybody would spend that much time looking me up...
quite intrigued indeed.
this bares further investigation.
whoever you are, are you family? or friend? though i doubt friend...i can't think of any friends that come from guam...
oh...and here's one last possibility...
maybe, just maybe...that person from guam was never searching for me.
maybe they were searching for a keyword that was mentioned in one of the many posts here...
or maybe...just maybe
they were searching for YOU!
well, i guess this is growing up8
wow, is it just me or did anyone else just fall in love with jody?
i was looking around on my computer the other day and found this poem about spam.
i believe i wrote it in a fit of bordem. i never knew how to spell bordem. you get the idea.
Once I met a man.
A man who liked to eat Spam.
I opened up a can,
and put popped that man.
He liked to eat it raw.
He liked to eat it fried.
He'll eat it with a buzz saw.
With mashed potatoes on the side.
He certainly was a silly man.
He always knew what to do.
Break out a can of Spam!
And a catheter or two.
I won't even begin to tell you,
all the things he did with Spam.
I've just one fact to tell you, or two.
He really loved his Spam.
well, what can i say to follow that up?
i'm here. i listen. sometimes.
i was looking around on my computer the other day and found this poem about spam.
i believe i wrote it in a fit of bordem. i never knew how to spell bordem. you get the idea.
Once I met a man.
A man who liked to eat Spam.
I opened up a can,
and put popped that man.
He liked to eat it raw.
He liked to eat it fried.
He'll eat it with a buzz saw.
With mashed potatoes on the side.
He certainly was a silly man.
He always knew what to do.
Break out a can of Spam!
And a catheter or two.
I won't even begin to tell you,
all the things he did with Spam.
I've just one fact to tell you, or two.
He really loved his Spam.
well, what can i say to follow that up?
i'm here. i listen. sometimes.
Ever feel depressed ? Ever feel unwelcome ? Join us, join www.zombo.com !
Anything is possible...
Every go to the store to buy juice ? Have you !? *nods his head* Yes, I'm sure you have...
"White Grape Peach" is some nice juice isn't it ? That's two juices right boys n' girls ?
- Yes dM, that's White Grape and Peach...
WRONG Read the damn carton! A combination of three juices! Three! Ask yourself... "what the fuck is the third juice in my drink!?"
yea.. *goes off to ponder that thought*
possible people to link to ( be sure to put up your thoughts as well ... if I find someone REALLY good - I wont ask ;)
really good looking woman ... other than that?
nice layout / pin-up girls... good combonation.
I really dig this one ... merely for the following entry :
i'm a smart girl, and i'm pretty and child-like. most guys meet me and expect me to giggle and add nothing significant to the conversation. they expect me to simply be a 'trophy girlfriend' type girl or the helpless damsel in distress. haha. i laugh at their misconception.
yes, i wear pink dresses. and sometimes pigtails. and i might be eating an ice cream cone and playing with a puppy. but i scored a 1460 on my SATs. i read pablo neruda (untranslated) and can do differential calculus in my sleep. ask me about Brentano's three disciples and his contributions to metaphysics and psychology. or perhaps some nonlinear dynamics. hmm...
all of this and an excheerleader ::shudder::
A group of people who I might link to merely because they're a group of people - much like we are - but more "uniform" more "together" more.... more... ah, shall we say "more without a bunch of ranting loons posting pictures to downgrade eachother's reputations" ... eh? :)
this place has a large picture of a woman - very bright site - and it would be a nice contrast for people coming from our dark and dreary slug-slime website ... actually - i was thinking the transition would blind and/or temporarily stun people... I might link to this one!
my last one for tonite - merely because Jimmoi is half-nude behind me on the bottom bunk singing... a bit of what he's saying :
"Christina, You're the devil ... I'll give you some scotch on the rocks baby ... Oh yeah post about me singing that christina is the devil, bastard... ( laughing ) ... I hate you, I fucking hate you - oh man I so love you, dude... dude... ah ... man I'm going to return to singing then... and if you want me, to disrobe me, that's ok - cause baby, you gave me scotch on the rocks and i say hay ... is for horses... no wait - i hate you, you hate me, and it makes it even easier - oh baby please give me scotch on the rocks so i can get drunk and make decisions i'll forget ...."
ok i'm stopping there as he's now aware, or well - yeah, he's aware of the fact i was writing what he was saying and now he's singing right next to my head about masturbation and the devil and so on... anywho - where was I?
oh yes - the last one i saw that i was going to post was THIS ONE - and then i saw at the bottom there was a link to
- and then I found that there was a whole community of sorts of women ... I'm going to email one of them and ask them if they want to link with us right now....
of course - it wont consist of " Hey would you like to link to us? "
it will be more like what I've been emailng everyone else I'd like to link up with ... which consists of this :
I dig.
http://slugs.blogspot.com/
"See my butt, see my butt, see my butt - it's so hairy, and so scary, in your face"
... yeah... this is why you don't allow jimmoi to sing before he goes to sleep.
I'm done.
He's trying to set the alarm for tomorrow morning.
or well, in a couple of hours - being later on today -
so that we can go donate plasma ( not blood )
Mike says it's copper joose. And copper joose it will be -
it'll give us SPECIAL COPPER that comes in 50$
I don't like the concept.
We ate steak so that we can have iron and didnt drink coffee.
We'll see.
G'nite.
or well - ... g'morning.
whichever one its going to be for you.
Also - Today is Anthony's birthday.
Now you see - i dont exactly think he wanted anyone to know.
but you know what?
let's all give'm a big one eh?
!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
-out.
really good looking woman ... other than that?
nice layout / pin-up girls... good combonation.
I really dig this one ... merely for the following entry :
yes, i wear pink dresses. and sometimes pigtails. and i might be eating an ice cream cone and playing with a puppy. but i scored a 1460 on my SATs. i read pablo neruda (untranslated) and can do differential calculus in my sleep. ask me about Brentano's three disciples and his contributions to metaphysics and psychology. or perhaps some nonlinear dynamics. hmm...
all of this and an excheerleader ::shudder::
A group of people who I might link to merely because they're a group of people - much like we are - but more "uniform" more "together" more.... more... ah, shall we say "more without a bunch of ranting loons posting pictures to downgrade eachother's reputations" ... eh? :)
this place has a large picture of a woman - very bright site - and it would be a nice contrast for people coming from our dark and dreary slug-slime website ... actually - i was thinking the transition would blind and/or temporarily stun people... I might link to this one!
my last one for tonite - merely because Jimmoi is half-nude behind me on the bottom bunk singing... a bit of what he's saying :
"Christina, You're the devil ... I'll give you some scotch on the rocks baby ... Oh yeah post about me singing that christina is the devil, bastard... ( laughing ) ... I hate you, I fucking hate you - oh man I so love you, dude... dude... ah ... man I'm going to return to singing then... and if you want me, to disrobe me, that's ok - cause baby, you gave me scotch on the rocks and i say hay ... is for horses... no wait - i hate you, you hate me, and it makes it even easier - oh baby please give me scotch on the rocks so i can get drunk and make decisions i'll forget ...."
ok i'm stopping there as he's now aware, or well - yeah, he's aware of the fact i was writing what he was saying and now he's singing right next to my head about masturbation and the devil and so on... anywho - where was I?
oh yes - the last one i saw that i was going to post was THIS ONE - and then i saw at the bottom there was a link to
- and then I found that there was a whole community of sorts of women ... I'm going to email one of them and ask them if they want to link with us right now....
of course - it wont consist of " Hey would you like to link to us? "
it will be more like what I've been emailng everyone else I'd like to link up with ... which consists of this :
http://slugs.blogspot.com/
"See my butt, see my butt, see my butt - it's so hairy, and so scary, in your face"
... yeah... this is why you don't allow jimmoi to sing before he goes to sleep.
I'm done.
He's trying to set the alarm for tomorrow morning.
or well, in a couple of hours - being later on today -
so that we can go donate plasma ( not blood )
Mike says it's copper joose. And copper joose it will be -
it'll give us SPECIAL COPPER that comes in 50$
I don't like the concept.
We ate steak so that we can have iron and didnt drink coffee.
We'll see.
G'nite.
or well - ... g'morning.
whichever one its going to be for you.
Also - Today is Anthony's birthday.
Now you see - i dont exactly think he wanted anyone to know.
but you know what?
let's all give'm a big one eh?
-out.
June 28, 2001
someone should give me a larger monitor. mine died and thusly i am left with an old 15" monitor. boo
lordy knows i try to post but i'm so caught up with doing nothing that i hardly have time or anything. just trying to find the time to walk up the street and get a job is getting tough. i almost did it the other day. that and getting my learner's permit. i need to do that since i'll be starting college in august.
yeah. and my advice for today is: listen to black flag. old school punk eez gud
lordy knows i try to post but i'm so caught up with doing nothing that i hardly have time or anything. just trying to find the time to walk up the street and get a job is getting tough. i almost did it the other day. that and getting my learner's permit. i need to do that since i'll be starting college in august.
yeah. and my advice for today is: listen to black flag. old school punk eez gud
I was looking around for places to link to -
not only other blog-sites, but web cliques and rings and so on...
and ran into this.
Guess what everybody? We're not elligble to join " whore " because of the following reasons :
1. we bash artists, and most particularly of any form
2. our site contains trashy humour, which is just bad.
3. wE hAvE tExT tHaT iS vErY aNnOyInG aNd PoInTlEsS.
You see? Oh - you might be wondering " but mud, where are these violations? "
Let me make it clear for you - oh blind one :
I hAtE mEtAlLiCa. MeTaLiCa Is ThE sHiTtIeSt BaNd In ThE wHoLe UnIvErSe.
ThEy SuCk DoNkEy NuTs!! ThEy ArEnT pRo-NaPsTer!!! ArGhRgHr!
*INSERT BASHING HERE*
Q:
What did one package of toilet paper say to the other as a third one went to work?
A:
" Another one wipes the butt! "
thank you.
not only other blog-sites, but web cliques and rings and so on...
and ran into this.
Guess what everybody? We're not elligble to join " whore " because of the following reasons :
1. we bash artists, and most particularly of any form
2. our site contains trashy humour, which is just bad.
3. wE hAvE tExT tHaT iS vErY aNnOyInG aNd PoInTlEsS.
You see? Oh - you might be wondering " but mud, where are these violations? "
Let me make it clear for you - oh blind one :
I hAtE mEtAlLiCa. MeTaLiCa Is ThE sHiTtIeSt BaNd In ThE wHoLe UnIvErSe.
ThEy SuCk DoNkEy NuTs!! ThEy ArEnT pRo-NaPsTer!!! ArGhRgHr!
*INSERT BASHING HERE*
Q:
What did one package of toilet paper say to the other as a third one went to work?
A:
" Another one wipes the butt! "
thank you.
Thank goodness. I've arrived. I know you've all been missing me a lot. Honestly, I've never posted here because I really didn't care. But since I love all of you far to much to neglect you any more, I've decided to become involved. Yes, this is the much respected and feared Anthony. Yeah, the loser at James' BBQ.
Ok, the real reason I am posting is simply because... well.... I saw that convincing picture of the collage of penis', and I was taken in. On a more serious note, i should be posting more often, and have a good day.
I A-M N-E-W T-O T-H-E B-O-A-R-D ----- Just thought I'd say that cause mud told me not to. Much respect to you James =)
*wave* bye bye
Ok, the real reason I am posting is simply because... well.... I saw that convincing picture of the collage of penis', and I was taken in. On a more serious note, i should be posting more often, and have a good day.
I A-M N-E-W T-O T-H-E B-O-A-R-D ----- Just thought I'd say that cause mud told me not to. Much respect to you James =)
*wave* bye bye
recent updates :
due to the fact that we keep getting people in from google searching for child pornography - i decided to take our "random readership" into my own control to some extent - so slugs : I ask of you this >>> Go out and find us some blogs to link to - preferrably blogs that have site-trackers on them, so that they may see that we've linked to them - and they will, in turn, link to us - and then guess what? We'll be able to leech and suck away all of their readers into our own! mwa hahaha!
Also - if you notice there is a "blog.hop" link - click on it and you'll go to the bottom ( i might change the title of 'blog.hop' to 'rate.us' so that people vote - be sure to vote GREEN ) -- this is also to promote a readership which does not consist of pedophiles looking for young child pornography - or Mike Rigney stalkers that might be wanting his mathmatically genius of a penis. hahaha.
ooh yeah - also - click on comments at the bottom of this - you'll notice you wont to got he top of the website anymore - but rather to the top of the post that you're commenting on. Yeah - i got sick of having to scroll down and so i fixed that. If it annoyed any of you - well I expect a thanks for taking into consideration your feelings. I STILL havent got a reply back from the guy who runs the comment-script about the redirection URL. bloody hell.
also - jimmoi wanted to re-instate PORN WARZ - merely because I don't think he can do any photo altercations - and I was all raring and ready to start beating the poop out of all of you - but then I saw [ DS ] leave a comment ... as now that she seems to be a reader - uh ... yeah... I'd feel kind of uncomfortable posting pornography ( in fact my whole Say it withpenis JEFF! picture really embarrased me ) - so uh... yeah, you guys go ahead - and if I gather enough courage I'll beat you all. hah.
I know you're all expecting me to retort to Jeff-o's picture barrage of anti-Jamesness... well, just you wait - I have to gather my strength you know. Jeff has a larger power base of photos to work with - as I never knew he had so many of me ( me bending over? being mollested by men? ) .... what sort of pictures he may have of YOU --- now you're going to be curious, arent you? anywho... what i've been pre-occupying my time with is well... PICTURES OF MYSELF -- neato eh? here is an example :
ok - with that said and done... I believe that's all the updates for now...
thank you, and good night.
p.s.
if you notice, my eyes are now on the board. neato eh?
due to the fact that we keep getting people in from google searching for child pornography - i decided to take our "random readership" into my own control to some extent - so slugs : I ask of you this >>> Go out and find us some blogs to link to - preferrably blogs that have site-trackers on them, so that they may see that we've linked to them - and they will, in turn, link to us - and then guess what? We'll be able to leech and suck away all of their readers into our own! mwa hahaha!
Also - if you notice there is a "blog.hop" link - click on it and you'll go to the bottom ( i might change the title of 'blog.hop' to 'rate.us' so that people vote - be sure to vote GREEN ) -- this is also to promote a readership which does not consist of pedophiles looking for young child pornography - or Mike Rigney stalkers that might be wanting his mathmatically genius of a penis. hahaha.
ooh yeah - also - click on comments at the bottom of this - you'll notice you wont to got he top of the website anymore - but rather to the top of the post that you're commenting on. Yeah - i got sick of having to scroll down and so i fixed that. If it annoyed any of you - well I expect a thanks for taking into consideration your feelings. I STILL havent got a reply back from the guy who runs the comment-script about the redirection URL. bloody hell.
also - jimmoi wanted to re-instate PORN WARZ - merely because I don't think he can do any photo altercations - and I was all raring and ready to start beating the poop out of all of you - but then I saw [ DS ] leave a comment ... as now that she seems to be a reader - uh ... yeah... I'd feel kind of uncomfortable posting pornography ( in fact my whole Say it with
I know you're all expecting me to retort to Jeff-o's picture barrage of anti-Jamesness... well, just you wait - I have to gather my strength you know. Jeff has a larger power base of photos to work with - as I never knew he had so many of me ( me bending over? being mollested by men? ) .... what sort of pictures he may have of YOU --- now you're going to be curious, arent you? anywho... what i've been pre-occupying my time with is well... PICTURES OF MYSELF -- neato eh? here is an example :
ok - with that said and done... I believe that's all the updates for now...
thank you, and good night.
p.s.
if you notice, my eyes are now on the board. neato eh?
June 27, 2001
Mike should be stopping by sometime with a rant about .. hmm, I forgot about what.
But it'll be good, and mike-ish.
Crap - I forgot I gave out those cards and [ DS ] posted a comment.
Hmmm.
Some gal solicited me for cyber-sex.
I shall give you now some funny tidbits :
Shauny 8:48 PM do it baby
Mud 8:48 PM im doin it, im doin it
MMMMMMMMNNNNNNNUUUUURrrrrrrrrrGGGGGHhhhhhhh
UUUUUUUNnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUURAAAAARH
PFHR.
BAHAHAA - I said " PFHR. " ... that'll be my new word for awhile.
" PFHR! " - it will connotate " that lady looks good "
hahaha a ahah aooh man I kill myself.
please not the random "UNG" noises. I had to mock what she was doing.
=shrugs=
the other funny tidbit :
Mud 8:58 PM ... I AM A MASTUR AT PLEAZING WOMAN.
Shauny 8:59 PM oh well u please me alright what else can i do to make me feel sexual
Shauny 9:00 PM OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYEEERRRRRRRRRR
Shauny 9:01 PM WHAT ELSE CAN I DO
Mud 9:01 PM I have to go - brb
Shauny 9:02 PM NNNNO YOU WERE BRING ME PLEASER
HAHAHAH - Two good catch phrases from that >
I AM A MASTUR AT PLEAZING WOMAN.
and
NNNNO YOU WERE BRING ME PLEASER
ahahaha ... oh man ... ooh whooo .. yeah... phweee...
YOU WERE BRING ME PLEASER!
classic. i tell ya. whoo.
also - be sure to see my PHOTO ALTERCATION STORY RETORT to Jeff's ... rather... elaborate story.
But it'll be good, and mike-ish.
Crap - I forgot I gave out those cards and [ DS ] posted a comment.
Hmmm.
Some gal solicited me for cyber-sex.
I shall give you now some funny tidbits :
Shauny 8:48 PM do it baby
Mud 8:48 PM im doin it, im doin it
MMMMMMMMNNNNNNNUUUUURrrrrrrrrrGGGGGHhhhhhhh
UUUUUUUNnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUURAAAAARH
PFHR.
BAHAHAA - I said " PFHR. " ... that'll be my new word for awhile.
" PFHR! " - it will connotate " that lady looks good "
hahaha a ahah aooh man I kill myself.
please not the random "UNG" noises. I had to mock what she was doing.
=shrugs=
the other funny tidbit :
Mud 8:58 PM ... I AM A MASTUR AT PLEAZING WOMAN.
Shauny 8:59 PM oh well u please me alright what else can i do to make me feel sexual
Shauny 9:00 PM OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYEEERRRRRRRRRR
Shauny 9:01 PM WHAT ELSE CAN I DO
Mud 9:01 PM I have to go - brb
Shauny 9:02 PM NNNNO YOU WERE BRING ME PLEASER
HAHAHAH - Two good catch phrases from that >
I AM A MASTUR AT PLEAZING WOMAN.
and
NNNNO YOU WERE BRING ME PLEASER
ahahaha ... oh man ... ooh whooo .. yeah... phweee...
YOU WERE BRING ME PLEASER!
classic. i tell ya. whoo.
also - be sure to see my PHOTO ALTERCATION STORY RETORT to Jeff's ... rather... elaborate story.
Lately, you all have been witness to some very interesting posts, about the nature of myself and jimmy. However, these posts have only been part-truths...
It is time that i string together these events and explain what you have all been witness to. So, i present to you the story of james and the Otterballs.
This true story takes place way back, about nine months ago, before i left for college. Life was great. I was preparing to go off to college at the university, and was in the process of saying my goodbyes to most of my friends.
Around this time james had found himself a companion. We did not know who it was because james starting disappearing from time to time. So, jimmy, andy, and myself decided to discover where james had been going to. What we found out was beyond disturbing. [and so we took pictures using my special camera.]
We found james tying his shoes as he was getting ready to leave with his new beloved. This woman nearly cracked the lens on my camera. All the dogs in the neighborhood went silent around her presence.
Upon seeing this horrid situation, we determined that we had to save our dear friend james. We figured that he just was not thinking straight...
Andy, jimmy, and myself decided to try and administer some medicine which we hoped would bring james to see the truth.
And so, we tried administering ridilin to him. Hey, the doctors in "The Exorcist" tried it, so we figured why not try it.
Well, we were all hopeful. After all, this was drastic measures, but we wanted to save our good friend. However, as we later found out...the ridilin had no effect. We saw james back with his large jello-based woman at Sharis.
Don't let that seemingly happy look fool you...he was hurting inside.
Seeing this put jimmy in a large rage. He had to stop his friend from being overwhelmed by the flabular beast. His rage became so great, that he went Super jimmoi Number 1 and attacked her head on:
And so jimmy powered up to save the fate of his friend...but as it would turn out, it just wasn't enough...
Though Super jimmoi Number 1put up a valiant fight, he was overcome, and then swallowed whole. That fat beast swallowed our good friend jimmy!
All seemed lost. What was worse was that seeing jimmy swallowed did nothing to bring james back. Andy and i were forced to give up...for the time being.
And so i went off to college. While in college, i enrolled in a special class involved with lighthouse studies. Here is what james was talking about. Indeed, i was enjoying myself at my post at the lighthouse. All seemed well...though i still mourned my two lost friends...
but all that was about to change:
I was sitting there, observing a flock of animals for my Compartive Animal Studies, when suddenly a floating imagine of former President Clinton appeared before me, and gave me a startling message. He told me to seek the mystical Otterballs. "Only with those will you be able to save your friends, and defeat the evil fat beast. I know...in truth, those were what i used to free myself from the clutches of monica and hilary!"
And so i set forth, on a great journey to seek out these unknown Otterballs. And that is when i came across the cave with the large woman beast. As it turned out, she was guarding them. Many had tried before to get them, and she had eaten them all. To save my friends, i sacrificed myself by living with her for months, in an attempt to get the Otterballs.
Then the day came. Right when she least expected it, i sliced her in half with a lightsaber that i fashioned out of the bones of those who had sought the Otterballs before:
I fought with everything i had, and though almost losing the battle, i managed to come out victorious. I slayed the horrid beast.
After that, i gathered the Otterballs together, and brought forth the great OTTER.
He came forth from the balls and told me that i had three wishes. I thought long and hard, and came up with the three wishes. First, i wished for james to see the truth in his relationship with the large beast. Second, i wished for jimmy to be restored from her gut. Finally, i wished for the beast-woman to be banished into the depths of space, so that no one would ever endure the pain that she had brought to james.
After making the wish, the great OTTER disappeared. I quickly went to see if the wished had worked...and thankfully it did. Jimmy was back, and james had lost all interest in his giant beast woman.
However, now there was a new problem. James had apparently become obsessed with me for saving his life.
James started walking around wearing a shirt with an obscene picture of me with many penises. He had become deranged... He even posted pictures of this desire on blogger...as you probably all have seen.
It took many times of me telling james NO...but he finally began to understand. He still is slightly obsessed...but not nearly as much.
After this incident, he became withdrawn...he had lost his love, and his obsession. And then suddenly...he remembered one person who admired him from the very beginning:
At once, he began his journey up the great Mt. Ranier to find his long lost ski instructor. He finally found him, and brought him a valentine's day card:
And that is the whole story behind the recent posts. I hope that has been informative.
Things are still going great between james and the ski instructor guy.
jimmy now fights crime against all fat horrid beasts of the world.
I am back in college getting my psych degree.
Everything worked out for the best in the end.
well, i guess this is growing up7
online > yahoo profiles > this is mentioned -:-:-:-
More About Me
Hobbies: i love to read and write and i love sex all the time.
Latest News: i have a new baby.
hahahaha.
YOU PLAY, YOU PAY
remember kiddies - drive it into the vagina safely, dont fuck unprotected.
oh... and since we're on that subject - speaking of penis....
yup.
More About Me
Hobbies: i love to read and write and i love sex all the time.
Latest News: i have a new baby.
hahahaha.
remember kiddies - drive it into the vagina safely, dont fuck unprotected.
oh... and since we're on that subject - speaking of penis....
yup.
You all may or may not think I am crazy.
( well - correction : you all think I am crazy )
About what?
About the usage of my name, my given name, online.
You may be saying to yourself :
" You're dumb mud... you is really dumb, nobody can find you! "
( please take note - I didn't use my name :b )
So thank you - but with the help of Google.com - I have found the following.
by clicking here you will be taken to a website I searched for key words - they are highlighted - go to the very bottom of the page - and you will find a bunch of ranting on that she posted specifically from mike's hands themselves... Go figure, this must be the woman of asian persuasion he speaks of.
Also :
I tried to find some stuff on Jimmoi - but uh ... Miller is too much of a common last name.
And WHAT IS THIS? - why our good friend Jeff does a presentation on TOUCANS, otherwise known as Ramphastos sulfuratos -- and he even showed up RIGHT HERE as well!
GOLF ANYONE? - I'm sure bonnie wouldn't mind a round or two.
and just when you thought I was done. . . BLAMMO! -- You're hit with another piece of searchy goodness! Just what are Jesse's thoughts on Adobe - Premiere 5.1? We would all like to know!
And how many plays has the wOrm been in? -- although to tell you the truth, I do not think he is a Senior.
ARE YOU GETTING MY POINT?
DO YOU NOT SEE?
ANYONE - given the inclination to actually FIND ME can with everyone all using my name and everything. These things I've found merely by searching by a few key words. DO YOU NOT SEE?!
You bastards calling me psychotic...
and paranoid...
FEH ON YOU ALL.
( well - correction : you all think I am crazy )
About what?
About the usage of my name, my given name, online.
You may be saying to yourself :
" You're dumb mud... you is really dumb, nobody can find you! "
( please take note - I didn't use my name :b )
So thank you - but with the help of Google.com - I have found the following.
by clicking here you will be taken to a website I searched for key words - they are highlighted - go to the very bottom of the page - and you will find a bunch of ranting on that she posted specifically from mike's hands themselves... Go figure, this must be the woman of asian persuasion he speaks of.
Also :
I tried to find some stuff on Jimmoi - but uh ... Miller is too much of a common last name.
And WHAT IS THIS? - why our good friend Jeff does a presentation on TOUCANS, otherwise known as Ramphastos sulfuratos -- and he even showed up RIGHT HERE as well!
GOLF ANYONE? - I'm sure bonnie wouldn't mind a round or two.
and just when you thought I was done. . . BLAMMO! -- You're hit with another piece of searchy goodness! Just what are Jesse's thoughts on Adobe - Premiere 5.1? We would all like to know!
And how many plays has the wOrm been in? -- although to tell you the truth, I do not think he is a Senior.
DO YOU NOT SEE?
ANYONE - given the inclination to actually FIND ME can with everyone all using my name and everything. These things I've found merely by searching by a few key words. DO YOU NOT SEE?!
You bastards calling me psychotic...
and paranoid...
FEH ON YOU ALL.
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June 26, 2001
Warning : the following will shock and amaze you.
You may all remember way back in the day when Jeff posted that in fact he never went to college - and isn't there at the moment. In fact he isn't even in Seattle. You all remember? OF COURSE YOU DO. You remember when he posted that instead of going to college / seattle that he decided to live the rest of his days out by the ocean and work at a light house. Remember the day he posted his picture on the board and the look on his face was so giddy - so full of joy - that nobody suspected any different. And in case you don't remember that day ... I shall, from the depths of my saved files - dig up that very picture of him smiling and pointing at his lighthouse of joy and wonder.
yes...We were ALL happy for Jeff having found a place to dedicate his life too. A reason to live - to wake up each day. To monitor the beaches like nobody else had monitored them before him. But you see - I've recently uncovered a dark, dark secret that he's kept from everyone. In fact - there is a reason he's hidden it... which is obvious. He is ashamed. He has decieved us all into believing that he was a light-house worker. He has decieved us all into believing that he had a wonderful job at the light house... and most of all -
he lied to us about his happiness...
As he is MISERABLE.
Why would our beloved Jeff lie and decieve his way into manipulating the thoughts and feelings of us here on the board? Well I stuck a secret camera onto one of his fruity jackets a long time ago - and forgot about it. Obviously he throws his clothes around and so when I hooked up my digital equipment to spy on him at his light house just a bit ago - I was horrified. The camera must have fallen off of his jacket, or he just threw it on the ground - as you can see he is featured in this picture... but who is that other woman?
I quickly enabled the audio program on the camera and was stunned to hear
the following dialogue :
Large Woman : HONEY! GET ME SOME BEER!
A voice, sounding like Jeff : b ... bb bu... but it's... it's cold outside d.. dd ... dear.
LW : DAMNIT BITCH, HOW MAHNY TOIMS AVE I GOT TA TELL YOU? GIT DTHA BEER!
( Noise, sounding like beating of a fist against a large melon )
( Jeff yelps in pain, more noise sounding like running footsteps through a cave ensue )
LW : DAMN LITTLE FOREINGERS ... I AINT MARRIED HIM FER NOTHIN!
My draw dropped in horror.
I was stunned.
Jeff was married to this fat oaf of a woman?
And why were they in a cave?
I waited until he returned with the beer.
Jeff : here ... here is your ... your beer .... dear.... i ... hope you like it... i got you lite... because yo---
( a noise, sounding like a smack )
LW : I DAMN WELL HATE LITE BEER AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!
Jeff, crying : YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
LW : FUCK YOU GIVE ME THE BEER AND GO PLAY IN YOUR FANTASY LAND!
Jeff : FINE!
( noise of a computer turning on and booting up )
Wherein the camera depicted Jeff online, at his computer - posting to the board about how he loved his life at the Lighthouse and how everything was grand and perfect and that the ocean was good. He then stopped posting and proceeded to boot up a game of " TheSims" ... Now you see - you may have seen his recent posted picture of his " Fantasy Land " as his obese wife had put it ...
but only I have acquired the TRUE nature of what his Dream World consists of.
In the picture is it obvious that Jeff has created TWO DISTINCT COPIES of himself. And they're obviously in love with eachother in a way that no man should love another man. You see? We must help Jeff! We must first remove him from this dark cave and large woman. We must then remove him from his computer fantasy land where he can love himself in manners unheard of! Sitting in hot-tubs with himself, both thinking of the same thing and completing eachother's thoughts! Giving new meaning to " You complete me " - Jeff must slowly come to the realization that his obese wife is not good for him, that nobody should live in a cave, and that no - it is not healthy to fantasize about playing footsie with yourself in a hot-tub.
Please call 1-900-savejeff and send me at least 5$ to my house.
I SWEAR I will use it to help Jeff out of the situation he has written himself into.
Really... I do.
You may all remember way back in the day when Jeff posted that in fact he never went to college - and isn't there at the moment. In fact he isn't even in Seattle. You all remember? OF COURSE YOU DO. You remember when he posted that instead of going to college / seattle that he decided to live the rest of his days out by the ocean and work at a light house. Remember the day he posted his picture on the board and the look on his face was so giddy - so full of joy - that nobody suspected any different. And in case you don't remember that day ... I shall, from the depths of my saved files - dig up that very picture of him smiling and pointing at his lighthouse of joy and wonder.
yes...We were ALL happy for Jeff having found a place to dedicate his life too. A reason to live - to wake up each day. To monitor the beaches like nobody else had monitored them before him. But you see - I've recently uncovered a dark, dark secret that he's kept from everyone. In fact - there is a reason he's hidden it... which is obvious. He is ashamed. He has decieved us all into believing that he was a light-house worker. He has decieved us all into believing that he had a wonderful job at the light house... and most of all -
he lied to us about his happiness...
As he is MISERABLE.
Why would our beloved Jeff lie and decieve his way into manipulating the thoughts and feelings of us here on the board? Well I stuck a secret camera onto one of his fruity jackets a long time ago - and forgot about it. Obviously he throws his clothes around and so when I hooked up my digital equipment to spy on him at his light house just a bit ago - I was horrified. The camera must have fallen off of his jacket, or he just threw it on the ground - as you can see he is featured in this picture... but who is that other woman?
I quickly enabled the audio program on the camera and was stunned to hear
the following dialogue :
Large Woman : HONEY! GET ME SOME BEER!
A voice, sounding like Jeff : b ... bb bu... but it's... it's cold outside d.. dd ... dear.
LW : DAMNIT BITCH, HOW MAHNY TOIMS AVE I GOT TA TELL YOU? GIT DTHA BEER!
( Noise, sounding like beating of a fist against a large melon )
( Jeff yelps in pain, more noise sounding like running footsteps through a cave ensue )
LW : DAMN LITTLE FOREINGERS ... I AINT MARRIED HIM FER NOTHIN!
My draw dropped in horror.
I was stunned.
Jeff was married to this fat oaf of a woman?
And why were they in a cave?
I waited until he returned with the beer.
Jeff : here ... here is your ... your beer .... dear.... i ... hope you like it... i got you lite... because yo---
( a noise, sounding like a smack )
LW : I DAMN WELL HATE LITE BEER AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!
Jeff, crying : YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
LW : FUCK YOU GIVE ME THE BEER AND GO PLAY IN YOUR FANTASY LAND!
Jeff : FINE!
( noise of a computer turning on and booting up )
Wherein the camera depicted Jeff online, at his computer - posting to the board about how he loved his life at the Lighthouse and how everything was grand and perfect and that the ocean was good. He then stopped posting and proceeded to boot up a game of " TheSims" ... Now you see - you may have seen his recent posted picture of his " Fantasy Land " as his obese wife had put it ...
but only I have acquired the TRUE nature of what his Dream World consists of.
In the picture is it obvious that Jeff has created TWO DISTINCT COPIES of himself. And they're obviously in love with eachother in a way that no man should love another man. You see? We must help Jeff! We must first remove him from this dark cave and large woman. We must then remove him from his computer fantasy land where he can love himself in manners unheard of! Sitting in hot-tubs with himself, both thinking of the same thing and completing eachother's thoughts! Giving new meaning to " You complete me " - Jeff must slowly come to the realization that his obese wife is not good for him, that nobody should live in a cave, and that no - it is not healthy to fantasize about playing footsie with yourself in a hot-tub.
Please call 1-900-savejeff and send me at least 5$ to my house.
I SWEAR I will use it to help Jeff out of the situation he has written himself into.
Really... I do.
Well, james has asked me a favor, and since i am the only one who has a picture of this, i will post it.
Almost a year ago, actually probably more than a year ago...
james, andy, and myself went to seattle to meet bullrabbit [also known as BR].
now, i don't actually know BR, but i met him briefly. Good guy. BR is a person that james and andy know.
Now, enough with the introductions:
Here is james and andy with bullrabbit. This was after we were kicked out of a bar because everyone but BR and his friends were older then 21.
yeah. Well, gotta go.
working on a new project for slugs.
well, i guess this is growing up6
And now, for something completely different.
One time, when i had a special get-together in Fort Lewis, i had invited some of my closest friends. At that time, james collins, jimmy miller, justin kaasa, breanna towne, and jOe macauley showed up. It was quite an interesting time. However, the fun would not last long...
jimmy decided to wear an old halloween costume, a blue M&M suit. As a result, this spurred the hunger within jOe, unleashing his "Frenzied" mode. [NOTE: If any of you know Dragonball Z, it could be compariable to going super powerful yellow number one {japanese speak for anything cool and great}, only with jOe it means more hunger, violence, and bad body odor.] He lunged after jimmy.
I was able to capture and document this rare occurence using a special camera i personally invented that utilizing STT {speech to text} and T3 {thought to text} software invented by both myself and my esteemed collegue, a one Mr. Harry Wapler.
Poor jimmy never knew what hit him. One minute it was a fun outing with friends, the next, he is staring down the jaw of death and trying to hold his breath from the noxious fumes. jOe wanted M&M's at first, but then later realized that james was asian, and decided that it was time for chinese food.
We were all stunned by what happened, and for a second or two just stood in total horror. Even john stewart, life-long friend of mine and harry's couldn't believe what he was seeing. He even felt deeply sorry for our seemingly fallen friend.
Here john was visibly grief stricken by the inevitable loss of our friend jimmy. Ignore the blue background he was standing behind...someone had foolishly left a "Grammy Awards" set right in the middle of the woods...we all got a good laugh about that.
Yes, all seemed loss for our dear friend. Suddenly however, the tables turned. jimmy found the inner strength to resist the Frenzied jOe. He began to power up! [Apparently all asians are able to power up. That or they are all able to mysteriously able to transform into blonde Don Kings. This is what i learned from anime!]
Here jimmy takes back the fight after he goes Super jimmio number 1 and starts to choke jOe. Not even at Frenzied mode was jOe able to stop jimmy. Some speculate that it was the horrible stench of jOe that pushed jimmy to the edge to release his hidden power. I think it was that Super Burrito Grande at Taco Bell.
The tide of the battle had turned. jimmy almost killed jOe, but at the last minute was spared his life, as all good guys do. Then we all continued with our barbeque. It was grand, except for john stewart kept hogging all the baby-back ribs.
well, i guess this is growing up5
So i decided to try out the game "the Sims" for myself to see if i liked it, and if it was worth the hype.
My judgement: It's okay. Not quite what i expected, but at the same time, it was good.
I even made my own family of two. I am married to Kristen, and we live in a large house. I did this, not because i was materialistic, but because i wanted to try and build a ludricrious looking super expensive house, complete with an indoor pool. Did that work? Well...
Well, will you look at that. I even have an indoor pool, and a pool table. I don't know if you can see the pool table. Now this would be some place. It's like a huge bunker. Just imagine if one of us had this place. We could all hang out here, and do stuff...yeah. Okay, in reality it sucks...but it was fun to create this ridiculous house. C'mon indoor pool. Yeah.
As you can see, i had some fun building that house... I never plan to, nor want to, live in a house like that. It's just too much. This was more designed as a fantasy headquarters for our group to hang out in, and make our plans, and whatnot.
And, it was fun to just relax. And where does jEFF go to relax in his simulated world. Why, none other than the hottub with his redhead wife...i don't know if the redhair is visible hear:
By the look of the picture, i'd say i was talking about guitars or music... I guess that's not really me, because i wouldn't talk about guitars or music very much.
yeah, i am going to mess around with this some more and see what else i can do. It wasn't really fair this time, because i used a cheat to get lots of money, so that i could experiment with the game. Next time around i won't do that.
And i have to remember to get james a copy.
well, i guess this is growing up4
So far it looks good.
Yeup.
Now i feel like going out to the world and leaving big piece of paper with
HTTP://COME.TO/SLUGS on it.
In fact - if any of you go out to the mall
or what-not - be sure to throw around the URL.
Either HTTP://COME.TO/SLUGS or HTTP://SLUGS.BLOGSPOT.COM/ will do.
yeup. lets get some readers
( and hey! if you're already an avid reader - comment on this will ya? )
wooooo.
Yeup.
Now i feel like going out to the world and leaving big piece of paper with
HTTP://COME.TO/SLUGS on it.
In fact - if any of you go out to the mall
or what-not - be sure to throw around the URL.
Either HTTP://COME.TO/SLUGS or HTTP://SLUGS.BLOGSPOT.COM/ will do.
yeup. lets get some readers
( and hey! if you're already an avid reader - comment on this will ya? )
wooooo.
So i guess i am now an administrator.
Okay.
I will not add anybody new for the time being, as per james' request. I think being an administrator is good for primarily one reason...the maintenance of this site.
Two administrators are good in the case of the likely event that james or myself die. Not that i want any one of us to die...[mwaa hahaha...where is my arsenic?]
other than that...it is business as usual.
there was something really interesting i was going to say, and i think i even had pictures to illustrate it...but now i've totally forgotten.
Oh, and i am going to try and find people to add. That should be interesting...and james did ask me to find people earlier sometime last month or the month before. I won't add them though, not for the time being, but leave them as prospective candidates.
Quick question, james...
to add a person they have to be a member of blogger right? So i tell them to go to www.blogger.com and register, and then i can add them...right.
Don't worry i'm not going to do that now...but i did want to know the process.
Let's see....
in class, which i ditched the later half of, we talked about Emile Durkheim...
i enjoyed his quote: to be free is not to do what one pleases; it is to be master of oneself.
consider this for a moment. it isn't so much that we need freedom to do whatever we want...such as walking around the streets of major metropolises naked...but to have mastery of our urge to indulge in the act of walking around the streets of major metropolises naked.
this argues against the virtues of anarchy and chaos, which many people press for because it gives the freedom to do whatever.
here's another way to think of things...
if you could do everything you wanted...what would be the enjoyment.
part of the urge to do whatever you want, is because most of those things are probably not allowed, or not able to be done all the time.
it is the very fact that we have restrictions on some of the things we wish to do that make those things all the more enticing.
think forbidden foods. say your a 350 lbs grahamite [note that this isn't necessarily a real person], and your doctor tells you that if you eat an entire cake, you will die of a clogged artery.
now...you are forced with the forbidden desire.
before your doctor had told you about the cake and clogged artery, eating cake wasn't really in your mind, at least not eating an entire cake. now however, you are given a tempting, and tasty, treat...the cake...which comes with consequences and positivies.
normally, in your mind, the positive [eating the cake and getting the sugary positive taste] wouldn't seem like much of a positive. After all, it is just a food...
however, given a restriction, we have an urge to occasionally break that restriction.
this can be compared to the apple in the garden of eden...
if Adam and Eve hadn't know about not eating the apple...would they be likely to eat it...aside from the chance of coming across the tree and eating the fruit?
that's something for you all to ponder.
Anyway, the point being...there is more pleasure to mastering the urge of breaking restriction [not eating the cake/not eating the apple], then indulging.
at least according to Durkheim.
any thoughts on that?
well, i guess this is growing up3
the following people . . .
have been deleted from the board - some for reasons of not posting /
others because they asked to be removed / and thirdly - some just took up space :
1. David Hurley
2. . soma.
3. carl treyks
4. erica x
5. jeff borton
also, jeff has been enstated as an administrator.
although I am asking, publicly, of him not to add anyone to the board until I get the comment script done.
ok - now off to the comment script!
have been deleted from the board - some for reasons of not posting /
others because they asked to be removed / and thirdly - some just took up space :
1. David Hurley
2. . soma.
3. carl treyks
4. erica x
5. jeff borton
also, jeff has been enstated as an administrator.
although I am asking, publicly, of him not to add anyone to the board until I get the comment script done.
ok - now off to the comment script!
Miss ------
approximately 3am this morning I was done.
I am free. The future is at my hands.
Now all I have to do is confront - and finish.
Hopefully this will be done with the help of Jimmoi and Mike.
those who dont know what I'm talking about - good.
In any event . . .
Today my job is to get the comment script ( not the one now ) working.
Once I've got that done... i'll implement it -
and hopefully people who view the board and dont post regularly will start commenting. A neat thing - is if you comment a lot, regularly - i will enstate you as a member to where you can post! fuuuuun zooooooo
approximately 3am this morning I was done.
I am free. The future is at my hands.
Now all I have to do is confront - and finish.
Hopefully this will be done with the help of Jimmoi and Mike.
those who dont know what I'm talking about - good.
In any event . . .
Today my job is to get the comment script ( not the one now ) working.
Once I've got that done... i'll implement it -
and hopefully people who view the board and dont post regularly will start commenting. A neat thing - is if you comment a lot, regularly - i will enstate you as a member to where you can post! fuuuuun zooooooo
I hate the bus system. Well, at least the Seattle Metro system. This has been a reoccuring theme ever since i moved up here for college life. After nearly seven months up here, i still hate the Seattle Metro system. I hate it. With a fevor.
First of all, i hate the fact that i am subject to the whims of a system as screwed up as the bus system. For example, when i am early to the bus, and need the bus to be on time to a specific destination, the bus is usually four to five minutes late. However, when i am on time, i usually see the bus just leaving, or had just left about a minute ago. And finally, if i am late, i see that the bus is late also...but just leaving the bus stop.
Now, i think my hatred of the bus system extended back to the glory days of when i was a sophomore at Bethel High School. Seriously. I hated the bus then too...though probably for different reasons...though even those reasons probably overlap to a general degree. The biggest problem i had with the buses were some of the people i knew on them. Both james and andy can back me up on the level of stupidity that could be experienced on that bus. One example: Larry Ford.
Guh...the name still sickens me, and makes me want to jump from a building and land on a rusted wrought iron fence.
This is the bus that james, andy, and i used to ride on our way from roy to Bethel. Good ol' number 92-15, driven by Mel. I hated that bus because i usually had to deal with, or listen to, stupid people.
Now don't get me wrong, i like the memories at the same time. I remember a time when we all tried to put yellow sticky notes on joe ellefson. I was the best at that. I once got one on him, and he walked right into his house. Then his mom asked, "Joseph, what is that on your back?" or something like that. Luckily for him, and by extension me, that he took it off before she read it.
Anyway, now instead of dealing with a school bus chock full o'stupidity, i am on a bus chock full o'old people and mentally unstable individuals, as well as the occasional drunk.
This is a bus that is frequently used by the Seattle Metro system. Actually, this is one of the rare better ones...most of them usually look run down and are filled with an assortment of drunks, mentally instable people, or old people who move slower than sand. See that person on the bike...he or she is probably schizo and a crack addict...doesn't he/she look so happy!"
I really hate metro...i hate having to deal with an organism that demands that i be at a certain place at a certain time, but either takes its nice sweet time getting there, or early and then leaves without me.
...of course, on the positive spin of things, i don't have to pay for parking or gas.
these are just the things in life.
well, i guess this is growing up2
June 25, 2001
The weekend was a good break for me. After having that cold, it was good to hang out with jimmy and zach and justin and brice, and...yea.
Kinda makes me wish i lived out there still so i could just see you guys more often...
instead of having to take calculus, sociological theory, and psych...
not that those classes aren't good.
[or bad, for that matter]
I have to go to class in ten minutes...
guh.
i haven't shaved in three days, or something like that...
-what else am i missin'-
i wish i had vacation hours still...that would be nice.
of course, i need a job for that.
but i have come to the conclusion that i will work at target for the time being. That is the decision that i have come to. Blah. I hate the whole hiring process. I wish i could just have the job right away...
hiring processes suck...the interviews, the re-interviews, the drug screen, the orientation, the first day, the getting to know everyone, the reprimands, the car collectors, the second reprimand, the other idiot you work with who does all sorts of drugs and comes to work high and asks you to cover for him while he's drunk or stoned, the gay boss, the gay boss's henchmen, the kiss-ass employee that drives everyone crazy, the time when you have to put in for time off weeks in advance just so you can enjoy thanksgiving with your family and friends, the paperwork involved with going on leave of absence, the final week, the goodbyes, the final day and cleaning up, going on leave of absense to go on to more schooling, the months later finding out that instead of "leave of absense" you were marked as quitting, the getting pissed off, and the rehiring proccess.
damn circle of life.
[i should go to class now]
well, i guess this is growing up1
Good morning, The Worm, Your Honour,
The Crown will plainly show,
The prisoner who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed showing feelings.
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!
I always said he'd come to no good,
In the end, Your Honour.
If they'd let me have my way,
I could have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied.
The bleeding hearts and artists,
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today.
Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy.
Toys in the attic, he is crazy.
You little shit, you're in it now.
I hope they throw away the key.
You should've talked to me more often than you did.
But no! You had to go your own way.
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honour,
Him and me alone.
Baaaaaabe!
Come to Mother, baby.
Let me hold you in my arms.
M'Lord, I never meant for him to get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, Your Honour, let me take him home.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, I am crazy.
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall.
For when I came in.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, he is crazy.
The evidence before the court is incontravertible.
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to deficate!
No, Judge, the jury!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Tear down the wall!
I am 100% sure that Descarte said " I think therefore I am "
Bacon said " Knowldege is Power "
and we all know how full of shit that is.
that - and i believe that night got us all addicted to coffee in ways unheard of.
bloody hell. stupid caffeine. I FIGHT! I FIGHT I TELL YOU! DAMN CAFFEINE!
also : i had the dream about my teeth " rotting out " again.
this seems to be a very constant dream, occuring more than once.
anything know about reoccuring dreams and how they're suppose to mean something?
because this whole teeth thing seems to wake me up a lot.
seems to be a nightmare.
wow-zo.
I always have to wake up and touch my teeth ( WITH MY FINGERS ! ) to make sure they're still there.
...
hum.
Bacon said " Knowldege is Power "
and we all know how full of shit that is.
that - and i believe that night got us all addicted to coffee in ways unheard of.
bloody hell. stupid caffeine. I FIGHT! I FIGHT I TELL YOU! DAMN CAFFEINE!
also : i had the dream about my teeth " rotting out " again.
this seems to be a very constant dream, occuring more than once.
anything know about reoccuring dreams and how they're suppose to mean something?
because this whole teeth thing seems to wake me up a lot.
seems to be a nightmare.
wow-zo.
I always have to wake up and touch my teeth ( WITH MY FINGERS ! ) to make sure they're still there.
...
hum.
June 24, 2001
One day, God and the devil decided to play 18 holes of golf.
They toss a coin, and the devil tees off with a nice drive.
God tees off with an awful shot into the ruff. A squirrel running along grabs the ball in his mouth and scampers away. As the squirrel is scampering, an eagle comes out of the sky and snatches the squirrel, and flies high into the sky when it is hit by a bolt of lightning, frying it instantly. The golf ball falls to the ground and into the 1st hole.
The devil looks at God and says "Are you going to play golf, or fuck around all day?"
ahh. classic.
June 23, 2001
and thus
the woman we were suppose to meet never showed. ah well.
there will always be a plethora of women out there wallowing around for one to pluck with thumb and fore-finger!
bradbury : i originally was considering joining the forces because I was ... well ... we'll say emotionally disturbed with certain persons - and had planned out my life according to " supporting " someone - ie> " paying the bills "
however now i'm not as emotionally offkey ... and think clearly.
and sure - its an idea... but hey ... i wont go jumping into anytime soon.
maybe if i havent got much to go with at the end of summer... who knows.
Jimmoi and i found the C B C place today - with the courtesy and help of Brea. She suggested we look it up in the phone-book, and sure enough DOT DOT DOT... Got to handle it to women to figure out things like that.
We both applied. Hopefully it does something eh.
oh dear. i'm tired.
the woman we were suppose to meet never showed. ah well.
there will always be a plethora of women out there wallowing around for one to pluck with thumb and fore-finger!
bradbury : i originally was considering joining the forces because I was ... well ... we'll say emotionally disturbed with certain persons - and had planned out my life according to " supporting " someone - ie> " paying the bills "
however now i'm not as emotionally offkey ... and think clearly.
and sure - its an idea... but hey ... i wont go jumping into anytime soon.
maybe if i havent got much to go with at the end of summer... who knows.
Jimmoi and i found the C B C place today - with the courtesy and help of Brea. She suggested we look it up in the phone-book, and sure enough DOT DOT DOT... Got to handle it to women to figure out things like that.
We both applied. Hopefully it does something eh.
oh dear. i'm tired.
June 22, 2001
John Lee Hooker died yesterday.
That really sucks.
There isn’t much left of the blues anymore.....but at least we have it recorded.....
James, I find it funny in a sad sort of way that you would consider joining the military. Just proves how hypocritical one can become when the real world stares them in the face, and ideals don’t mean jack shit if they don’t pay the bills.
Later.
That really sucks.
There isn’t much left of the blues anymore.....but at least we have it recorded.....
James, I find it funny in a sad sort of way that you would consider joining the military. Just proves how hypocritical one can become when the real world stares them in the face, and ideals don’t mean jack shit if they don’t pay the bills.
Later.
yeah. I really need to study math. I hate this, i really screwed up a quiz today, that i didn't even know i was going to have.
This is what happens when you get sick. I like math well enough, i just can't remember it.
now we are watching old paintball footage that james shot with brice's camera.
now we are watching other stuff...
okay, so i need to do some work...later.
MOnDO54
My cold has finally broken, and my head feels ten times better....
the downside...it took hours of sleep, and that means my calculus homework is not done. FSCK...that also means that i can try to work on it, but its due in less than an hour.
Well anyway,
here is brice now posting:
hey all you fucking assholes, what the fuck?
yeah, so im in seattle with zach at jeffs place, its 836 AM, its fucking loud outside. seattle kicks ass.
yeah, so i woke up like an asshole today because this asshole jumps out of his asshole bed and almost lands on my asshole fucking groin, he runs outside with my asshole keys and moves my asshole truck for me. thanks jeff, for saving me from a sure disaster from the city of seattle parking patrol.
oh yeah, if you havent noticed quite yet, i think everybody and everything is a whore..... im just tired.
oh man, the drive up to sedro wooly included many fine bitches, most of which looked at us two sexy 'muthafuckas'. i was a proud man at that point. then we got to where zach will be living................ fucking A zach, dont go there, for the love of cod, dont go.
first..... it stunk like a good clean family environment.
second.... their family is fuckin weird... they all have the same damn bedtime and stuff....
third..... its out in the middle of nowhere (worse than roy or graham).
four..... i still havent had to have sex with you.
okay, so i just feel like typing a whole bunch of shit.
yeah, zach is going to pierce himself today while we are around seattle... just to piss those assholes james and jimmy off...
"its gods body"..... take your fucking glasses off asshole.
yeah, righteous.
ok... what else is there to talk about? oh yeah, doesnt look like ill be graduating any time soon... fucking false family emergencies.
damnit, i really could have cared less about my grandpa being sick... i want to fucking graduate instead.
i think ill find some sexy bitches today around seattle, attempt to talk to them, look like a fool, make my self esteem drop like a piece of shit and get zach pierced.....
jeff is recording right now... damn hes awsome for letting us stay here.
ill tell you guys one thing... the concept for the comunity can (toilet) is kind of neat... something about a whole bunch of guys that live around you taking pisses and shits.... or even showering on some occasion when they decide its a good day to smell clean.... but somethinmg about that is sort of.... you know.....ahh heck
i bet i stink right now. i bet my hair looks gay.. damn, my asshole feels all gross....i wonder if jeff or zach tried a little something to me lastnight.
fuckin A, i want to see a naked woman right now. oh well
ok dipshit assholes... im going to leave. now fuck off.
-brice
Yup, that was brice who just now posted...i'm sure somewhere along the way he said that they spent the night at my place...so i don't really have to mention that.
To james and jimmy, i think i will be coming down there today with them, but it depends on when they leave, and all that stuff...
i'll probably stay with justin, since you two will be out with that job thing of yours, or whatever it was. So if you get a call from me, i'll probably be either here at home, or at justin's.
Uhm, i think that's all.
MOnDO53
June 21, 2001
oh shit.
what is jimmoi going to do now?
there is a SPELL CHECK capability! ( top right, abc and a check mark )
DA DA DA!
will we still suffer through the "everything ends in e" mentality that jimmoi has, or will he continue to type in the wronge ??
the world waits in antici
-pation!
also - i feel good. i feel almost happy.
and you know what? i want to be happy. i think i'll start doing things that make me feel happy.
damnit.
what is jimmoi going to do now?
there is a SPELL CHECK capability! ( top right, abc and a check mark )
DA DA DA!
will we still suffer through the "everything ends in e" mentality that jimmoi has, or will he continue to type in the wronge ??
the world waits in antici
-pation!
also - i feel good. i feel almost happy.
and you know what? i want to be happy. i think i'll start doing things that make me feel happy.
damnit.
Well by nature alcohol doesn't taste good.....but there are some mixtures that go down without too much trouble.
Here's a few of my favorites:
Malibu spiced rum in cherry coke....one or two shots to a can of cherry coke, quite good.
Mikes hard lemonade.....lemonade with a little extra something....from what I hear Henry Weinhardt's version is better. (*These both can be purchased at grocery stores, whereas hard liquor can only be acquired at a liquor store.)
Boone's wine.... You have to drink a whole bottle, but it's not bad and get you fucked up just the same, and they have many different flavors (fuzzy navel being the best).
The old classic: Jack and Coke. mmmm........good shit. Maybe not for beginners
Oh, and lets not forget my favorite hard liquors:
Ouzo; it's Greek, made primarily of aniseed, and is really, really strong.
Goldschläger: cinnamon schnapps. Has little flakes of 24k gold leaf floating in it, will introduce you to the floor in a manner unheard of from other booze, but don’t get really drunk off of it, the high sugar content will make you sorry the next day.
Absolut Mandrin: Vodka flavored with orange oil.....Absolut kicks ass, this stuff is even better, and the after-scent on your breath is as if you just ate an orange or drank an orange soda.....
Now that you’ve had a beginner’s guide to getting wasted, if you want to learn more, go to
www.webtender.com
they have all the tips and tricks of making mixed drinks.
James: if you join up, JOIN THE AIR FORCE.
Later.
Here's a few of my favorites:
Malibu spiced rum in cherry coke....one or two shots to a can of cherry coke, quite good.
Mikes hard lemonade.....lemonade with a little extra something....from what I hear Henry Weinhardt's version is better. (*These both can be purchased at grocery stores, whereas hard liquor can only be acquired at a liquor store.)
Boone's wine.... You have to drink a whole bottle, but it's not bad and get you fucked up just the same, and they have many different flavors (fuzzy navel being the best).
The old classic: Jack and Coke. mmmm........good shit. Maybe not for beginners
Oh, and lets not forget my favorite hard liquors:
Ouzo; it's Greek, made primarily of aniseed, and is really, really strong.
Goldschläger: cinnamon schnapps. Has little flakes of 24k gold leaf floating in it, will introduce you to the floor in a manner unheard of from other booze, but don’t get really drunk off of it, the high sugar content will make you sorry the next day.
Absolut Mandrin: Vodka flavored with orange oil.....Absolut kicks ass, this stuff is even better, and the after-scent on your breath is as if you just ate an orange or drank an orange soda.....
Now that you’ve had a beginner’s guide to getting wasted, if you want to learn more, go to
www.webtender.com
they have all the tips and tricks of making mixed drinks.
James: if you join up, JOIN THE AIR FORCE.
Later.
Yes different types of liquor can produce different moods when drunk.....tequila usualy does make people mean, as does whiskey, but individual reactions vary. Usually beer or other less-alcoholic beverages produce less radical reactions, and Long Island iced teas just plain fuck you up. (long island iced tea contains no tea, its five different kinds of hard alcohol, but tastes remarkably like actual iced tea, until you've had three or four and find yourself on the ground and not able to get up.
Anyway, back to work....
Later.
Anyway, back to work....
Later.
June 20, 2001
Yes Jekyll, I completely agree......and as BHS's former Resident Alcoholic in Training, I must say James is a pussy.....but I did the Alcohol treatment program I had to, and now I don't abuse Alcohol any more.....I make sure to never drop the bottle. (bad joke, but any Alcohol treatment program that everyone shows up to drunk isn't doing any good.) And anyway, I haven't gotten really shit-faced, puking, passing-out drunk in over six months.....that's a new record, by the way. I decided to stop before I got an ulcer (I couldn't have been far, JD is not kind to stomach linings).
Anyway, last day of school......good. Now we can get some work done.
Later.
Anyway, last day of school......good. Now we can get some work done.
Later.
So what if James was drunk when he posted? Ive been drunk when I post before, allkeyhol is not the devil. I sayd, not de' debil! Life goes on. Drinking is a perfectly natural thing, and all those prudes out there who against it only dont like it for one of two reasons: 1 someone they know died from a result of alchyhol. 2. they have never tried it.
I must say, two? What do you weigh? 20lbs? 25? Good god! I would love to see you after you've had about 8 or 9 drinks in you. Tequilla makes a mean drunk. Vodka makes a sick drunk. Burbon makes a funny drunk. Beer makes an asshole drunk. Scotch makes a depressed lonely drunk.
New subject now. Ive grown wierry of the other one...
Well I just hope bonnie has a good trip. Maybe I will see her in about 5 days.
Im glad school is over. I have a lot to think about this summer. Priorities, where they lie, and such...
Too much to do, and so very little time left for anything.
In the event that my plane is bombed, highjacked, blows up, crashes, or disappears, I would just like to tell you all one thing that I have probably said many times before...oh well.
Here it goes...
There are many things we say and do to make others think or feel a certain way about us. We put up masks and act different toward one than we would to another. We wonder why people dont like us, or do like us. At the risk of sounding a little too cliche', I would like each of you to know that you are important, Im not sure to whom, but you are still important. You can make the decision to separate yourself from the flock, or you can follow the stream. In the end you will die either way. The flock to the slaughterhouse, the vagabond will die of thirst hunger or cold... those things are irrelevent. all of them. the only thing that matters is wether or not you enjoyed it while it lasted. you can come back to any moment you wish to. all you have to do is make it worth it. who cares if you dont make someone happy. who cares if you dont go to college, clean your room, pay the bills on time, dont have any money for the necessities... the only thing you must think about is whether or not you are important enough to live your own life. you are all important. you just have to remember not to focus on anything but whats here, right now. screw em all. every last one of them. just as long as your happy. dont die regretting your life... live looking forward to watching it all over again. I have the philosophy that in life we meet many people. Each person we encounter has a particular trait that is theirs and only theirs. They can not change it, nor can they destroy it. This "gift" (so to speak) is something that everyone who encounters the person gets. We each take a little bit of that gift to make us who we are. The gift can be bad, or good. It does not matter, all that matters is that you know its there. So ask yourself one question... what is my contribution to the world?
and remeber that there are somethings you cant change. So why worry. Just shrug, and remember...so it goes.
I must say, two? What do you weigh? 20lbs? 25? Good god! I would love to see you after you've had about 8 or 9 drinks in you. Tequilla makes a mean drunk. Vodka makes a sick drunk. Burbon makes a funny drunk. Beer makes an asshole drunk. Scotch makes a depressed lonely drunk.
New subject now. Ive grown wierry of the other one...
Well I just hope bonnie has a good trip. Maybe I will see her in about 5 days.
Im glad school is over. I have a lot to think about this summer. Priorities, where they lie, and such...
Too much to do, and so very little time left for anything.
In the event that my plane is bombed, highjacked, blows up, crashes, or disappears, I would just like to tell you all one thing that I have probably said many times before...oh well.
Here it goes...
There are many things we say and do to make others think or feel a certain way about us. We put up masks and act different toward one than we would to another. We wonder why people dont like us, or do like us. At the risk of sounding a little too cliche', I would like each of you to know that you are important, Im not sure to whom, but you are still important. You can make the decision to separate yourself from the flock, or you can follow the stream. In the end you will die either way. The flock to the slaughterhouse, the vagabond will die of thirst hunger or cold... those things are irrelevent. all of them. the only thing that matters is wether or not you enjoyed it while it lasted. you can come back to any moment you wish to. all you have to do is make it worth it. who cares if you dont make someone happy. who cares if you dont go to college, clean your room, pay the bills on time, dont have any money for the necessities... the only thing you must think about is whether or not you are important enough to live your own life. you are all important. you just have to remember not to focus on anything but whats here, right now. screw em all. every last one of them. just as long as your happy. dont die regretting your life... live looking forward to watching it all over again. I have the philosophy that in life we meet many people. Each person we encounter has a particular trait that is theirs and only theirs. They can not change it, nor can they destroy it. This "gift" (so to speak) is something that everyone who encounters the person gets. We each take a little bit of that gift to make us who we are. The gift can be bad, or good. It does not matter, all that matters is that you know its there. So ask yourself one question... what is my contribution to the world?
and remeber that there are somethings you cant change. So why worry. Just shrug, and remember...so it goes.
I am removing the clause afore placed
Jimmoi, a bit ago - i believe it was two days ago, told me one purpose for tZa - which was " seperation ". The distintion between " them " and " us " -- and that got me thinking. It got me thinking a lot. In fact it didn't get me thinking at all until this morning. I've been bothered by a lot of things lately - and I got drunk to forget them. And that bothered me too. And I got to thinking about those things as well. And I got to thinking about how Jordan's father was an ass, and about how where I am going to go with my life - and what the whole thing was about - and then it hit me, it hit me hard. and it hit me quite cleanly : and it was this :
In life, you move things. The trick to living a happy life is to move things in a manner that other people are impressed - and that it " looks nice "
that was it. it wasn't much more than that - in fact i had toyed around with the idea before a long time ago. I found that all one does in life is move things - and the more i thought about it - the more it seemed to be that the things moved people instead of the people moving things. But that's a whole different debate in itself ( whether or not people are moved by things or things are moved by people, that is ) --- now, where was I? Oh yes : " seperation "
he said that's what it was about. seperating the flock. making a distinction between " us " and " them " -- and i thought ... " what are they doing, and is there a them?"
much the same way mike and i can see, or come to the same conclusion of one thing that is *truely & definately* there but have different takes on them - this is tZa. Everyone is tZa in their own little way - in fact, most people are the embodiment of the concept. " fighting to make a difference, a distinction, ofUs from Them ".
but I got to thinking - How could I make tZa be more than just an idealogy? If everyone does it - then how can I further the " seperation " and make a distinction ( i've probably spelled that word eighty billion different times now ) that actually has some ground under its feet
and i found this :
to further the seperation of " Us " from " Them " it is not only an idealogy that must be in place, but a manner of being. It is hard to explain - well, through text - but " being " as an acceptance of all things to come, and what has been. Giving your life to nothing, and have faith in everything.
Now you see - this sounds strikingly like - oh, shall we say - CHRISTIANITY? -- having faith in God? ( if you notice, i didnt say God ) - but nothing is God. Once you accept nothing, you have everything.
Imagine it this way :
The world is full of roads, and each road is connected to eachother in one way or another through a series of roads... wait - i could make this into a logical sense of an equation....
ok - now as you can see in this image - H can connect to everything, wherein everything else is connected, although through a series? you see what i was saying? Now we'll say H is " nothing " - once you've achieved a state of " nothing " - having faith in " everything "
does anyone see? Once you're at the bottom - everything is up - you can go ANYWHERE.
...
I'm so hyped i cannot type anymore
hey look - i can ryhme too.
Jimmoi, a bit ago - i believe it was two days ago, told me one purpose for tZa - which was " seperation ". The distintion between " them " and " us " -- and that got me thinking. It got me thinking a lot. In fact it didn't get me thinking at all until this morning. I've been bothered by a lot of things lately - and I got drunk to forget them. And that bothered me too. And I got to thinking about those things as well. And I got to thinking about how Jordan's father was an ass, and about how where I am going to go with my life - and what the whole thing was about - and then it hit me, it hit me hard. and it hit me quite cleanly : and it was this :
that was it. it wasn't much more than that - in fact i had toyed around with the idea before a long time ago. I found that all one does in life is move things - and the more i thought about it - the more it seemed to be that the things moved people instead of the people moving things. But that's a whole different debate in itself ( whether or not people are moved by things or things are moved by people, that is ) --- now, where was I? Oh yes : " seperation "
he said that's what it was about. seperating the flock. making a distinction between " us " and " them " -- and i thought ... " what are they doing, and is there a them?"
much the same way mike and i can see, or come to the same conclusion of one thing that is *truely & definately* there but have different takes on them - this is tZa. Everyone is tZa in their own little way - in fact, most people are the embodiment of the concept. " fighting to make a difference, a distinction, ofUs from Them ".
but I got to thinking - How could I make tZa be more than just an idealogy? If everyone does it - then how can I further the " seperation " and make a distinction ( i've probably spelled that word eighty billion different times now ) that actually has some ground under its feet
and i found this :
to further the seperation of " Us " from " Them " it is not only an idealogy that must be in place, but a manner of being. It is hard to explain - well, through text - but " being " as an acceptance of all things to come, and what has been. Giving your life to nothing, and have faith in everything.
Now you see - this sounds strikingly like - oh, shall we say - CHRISTIANITY? -- having faith in God? ( if you notice, i didnt say God ) - but nothing is God. Once you accept nothing, you have everything.
Imagine it this way :
The world is full of roads, and each road is connected to eachother in one way or another through a series of roads... wait - i could make this into a logical sense of an equation....
ok - now as you can see in this image - H can connect to everything, wherein everything else is connected, although through a series? you see what i was saying? Now we'll say H is " nothing " - once you've achieved a state of " nothing " - having faith in " everything "
does anyone see? Once you're at the bottom - everything is up - you can go ANYWHERE.
...
I'm so hyped i cannot type anymore
hey look - i can ryhme too.
June 19, 2001
Disclaimer: This post was written last week on Tuesday while playing a game of risk and watching “Requiem For A Dream.”
Yeeup. Here I am at james’ house, playing Risk with jimmy, james, zach, and well…myself. Zach lost a couple of battles to both jimmy and myself, and he wasn’t very happy about that.
Let’s see. Hung out with andy for a bit, as he came and picked me up from the SR 512 park and ride. James came along with him.
What else…what else…
Well, had some hamburgers…just one. And damn james didn’t even give me barbeque sauce. One day he is going to be on large barbeque pit, and he won’t be cooked with barbeque sauce. That is his fate.
Zach is complaining about how the game went yesterday. Apparently jimmy kicked his ass.
I feel like I am doing a play-by-play commentary.
oh, and now the tables have turned, with zach declaring me to have one of the strongest positions.
Meanwhile, we all take a break to watch a scene in “Requiem for a Dream”.
Anyway, so…I took over some countries…
And now, at [2:34] zach lost a battle with me for the land of Eastern Australia. The evil vile wallabies continue to lose.
Okay, so now zach says something interesting…
“He wants to see a girl pee…something like that…it’s the girl from “Requiem for a Dream”.
[2:47] the intensity…oh the intensity.
James wants jimmy to take over Iceland…something like that.
[3:08] (I should note that these are all A.M. times.) Well, the game has gone on pause for now, as jimmy wants to watch the next movie rented, “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”.
Should be good. Hopefully.
Enough commentary for now. Besides, the game is on pause anyway, which probably means that it won’t continue. But hey, maybe it will.
Hmm, I just realized that I didn’t write the time at which I started this post. Well, I suppose that it was around 12 or 12:30. Something like that.
Hmm…what to do now…
I suppose I shall end my post…for I cannot think of anything to say. I’d post a picture, but I cannot think of one that applies for this post.
MonDO52
oh.
and i notice there was hostility towards my first intentional fall from grace. more specifically - the profuse usage of the word " fucking ". it makes me laugh, really it does. the word fuck, and the connotations used with it - are almost always used by people who have no real point to make but just want to bitch and whine and throw words around.
and also :
i wasn't bragging - i was posting.
the board exists to express yourself. what you feel. what you do.
i took it upon myself to try and tell everyone what it felt like to be intoxicated - and looking back, it wasn't all that bad... there was no pink elephants, and no funzo happiness. so you know what that means? I probably wont ever do it again. as i still remember what i was aggrivated for - so it doesnt exactly "make you forget" as much as as all the stigmas say - which sucks. i was truely hoping to drown thought perminately.
one day i'll tell you all how my life is.
and all the things i've been through.
that'll be fun eh.
and i notice there was hostility towards my first intentional fall from grace. more specifically - the profuse usage of the word " fucking ". it makes me laugh, really it does. the word fuck, and the connotations used with it - are almost always used by people who have no real point to make but just want to bitch and whine and throw words around.
and also :
i wasn't bragging - i was posting.
the board exists to express yourself. what you feel. what you do.
i took it upon myself to try and tell everyone what it felt like to be intoxicated - and looking back, it wasn't all that bad... there was no pink elephants, and no funzo happiness. so you know what that means? I probably wont ever do it again. as i still remember what i was aggrivated for - so it doesnt exactly "make you forget" as much as as all the stigmas say - which sucks. i was truely hoping to drown thought perminately.
one day i'll tell you all how my life is.
and all the things i've been through.
that'll be fun eh.
anyone want to buy me a 300$ fedora?
just ask me - i'll tell you how, where, and why.
yup.
that, and reading my previous post i see that what i was saying wasn't all that clear. the deal is - if i can : i hope to get an apprenticeship as a hatter - i dont know how, and dont know why - but that'd be job.
and i'd probably love it.
and it's something to do.
and it's not as work-a-day or loss of soul as i cant handle.
so. as i was saying :
anyone want to buy me a 300$ fedora?
June 18, 2001
Okay, james is drunk.
That's about all the thoughts i have on that one.
So bonnie, are you leaving for good, or just for the summer?
I realize i haven't posted in awhile either, as i have been busy. I started new classes today too: Calculus, Abnormal Psychology, and Sociological Theory. All are good classes, though some requiring more of a challenge then others. Sociological theory seems like a good class, though the instructor seems rather pretentious. Lots of reading for that class, but seems interesting.
I think i am more concerned with calculus because i haven't taken math in nearly two years, if not longer.
Well, have to go for now...i'm rather busy...
Also, i plan to post some posts i had been typing out when i went down their last week.
MOnDO51
Note: after two tequila sunrises, i am woosy
ok - lets get this straight - it is takign me a a lot of conentrtation to type out the worsd... words to this correctkly and if i wloolk scuqui98yarw quickly to the left or right or strait or backwards then thew ordl does a funny thing.
i close me yeyes and it feels like im in space with theververything floaty and sumoetwhat. my fahter tgame vgave me a tip on to take the "it slowly" because i dont know hwy. i trehatedned a lot to be drunk and never ever did it but fuck you all i am fun happy now.
i dont remamber why i took two sunrises --- butr whatever i ddi had to do with heather. hrorible day that i love her - and her and her bestrfriended ness and all that fun - but i rmemeber it was heather and i dont know why. blody hell.
so hwow is th e mornign deuw said th emapperman.
I AM GOING STOP BE A HATTE!
NO NOT NO STUPID MALICE AND WANDERLAND CRAP.
i am toign to see if i can make hats fo ra living
yes hats.
fcky you
i wan tto be a hatter and then make hats and teg a nice place in the middle of nowerhe and then open up a shot hap and sell em. and make money and be happy and live life.
and then reguire.
fuck the lot ofyou .
whay th ehell am i typign this ...
i feel deizy. i m agoin gto lay down.
ok - lets get this straight - it is takign me a a lot of conentrtation to type out the worsd... words to this correctkly and if i wloolk scuqui98yarw quickly to the left or right or strait or backwards then thew ordl does a funny thing.
i close me yeyes and it feels like im in space with theververything floaty and sumoetwhat. my fahter tgame vgave me a tip on to take the "it slowly" because i dont know hwy. i trehatedned a lot to be drunk and never ever did it but fuck you all i am fun happy now.
i dont remamber why i took two sunrises --- butr whatever i ddi had to do with heather. hrorible day that i love her - and her and her bestrfriended ness and all that fun - but i rmemeber it was heather and i dont know why. blody hell.
so hwow is th e mornign deuw said th emapperman.
I AM GOING STOP BE A HATTE!
NO NOT NO STUPID MALICE AND WANDERLAND CRAP.
i am toign to see if i can make hats fo ra living
yes hats.
fcky you
i wan tto be a hatter and then make hats and teg a nice place in the middle of nowerhe and then open up a shot hap and sell em. and make money and be happy and live life.
and then reguire.
fuck the lot ofyou .
whay th ehell am i typign this ...
i feel deizy. i m agoin gto lay down.
June 17, 2001
Christine Hall
Has everyone else got an email from her? About "SLUGS.BLOGSPOT.COM" and how we could up the viewing rate? She's really getting on my nerves - because I got emailed twice by her for the same bloody thing. wait - that's not all : bradbury forwarded me the same messege : so i got it three different times. So I'm rather sure that the rest of you actually got it as well... pretty messed up I tell ya.
oh. i almost forgot.
Now can you tell me - are those breasts fake, or real?
hee hee.
Has everyone else got an email from her? About "SLUGS.BLOGSPOT.COM" and how we could up the viewing rate? She's really getting on my nerves - because I got emailed twice by her for the same bloody thing. wait - that's not all : bradbury forwarded me the same messege : so i got it three different times. So I'm rather sure that the rest of you actually got it as well... pretty messed up I tell ya.
oh. i almost forgot.
Now can you tell me - are those breasts fake, or real?
hee hee.
June 16, 2001
June 15, 2001
by the way, my number is 847-4226 for those of you who don't have it {friends of mine}.. and anyone else feel free to call, because, I am bored and it would be funny to talk to a stranger HA HA...... If you guys are doing anything tonight {jess,drew,james,Aaron,...... , anyone..} give me a phone call so I can come out and play !
go there. bitch. yeah. you heard me.
oh. by the way - since zacho will no longer be using his anally-retarded ISP ---
hee hee.
June 14, 2001
i got to thinking "well then james what is it that you want?"
and so i thought, and i thought, and i thought
- and i thought some more -
until i finally came to the realization of what i want.
mind you it isnt necissarily what i need
in-as-much as something i just wouldnt mind having.
so without further-ado
: i present to you :
what i do want
. Y U M .
in my mail :
From: I_hate_players_00
Subject: hi
hey whats up nothing here with me but i am 17 f nj i have blonde hair with light brown highlight i have a pic if ya wanna c it my email is sweetlilgirl4@yahoo.com ok i live in nj but it is all good ok we can still be friends but u know i always say this and stuff dont let tha distance get into tha way of true love and if u really care bout someone lol i write poetry and things like that like n e kind of music i can live with but ne way if u wanna email me please do ok and then we can talk more ok i am gina by tha way ok talk to u later bye
and I_hate_players_00's profile:
hey whats up i am 17 f nj i have blonde hair and brown eyes i am 5"8,110-115lbs. but i am very skinny ... i have 2 piercings i got my belly ring and a toung ring 3 tattoos. 1 tattoo is on my arm (my initals),1is on my butt( paw print)and one on my boob( a heart) n e way if u sound interested in me then email me at sweetlilgirl4@yahoo.com ... and ill let u know some more about me ok talk to u later bye...
.... why is it that young women take interest in me?
From: I_hate_players_00
Subject: hi
and I_hate_players_00's profile:
.... why is it that young women take interest in me?
i had a dream this morning which consisted of me running out into the middle of an abandoned field - where sat an old, old bathtub : one of the ones that i've always wanted to own - and then i ate a lot of asprin and filled up the tub with warm water and then got nude and jumped into the warm-watered tub and laid back in it.
then i lifted up my right leg, took a steak knife and sliced open my femeral artery, laid back some more, and went back to sleep.
i hate dreams.
Jus so everyone knows {no I am not dead}... I have been working on a really hard mathematical proglem for the last four or five days. I am nearly finished now, should have it done by tomorrow... so then I will be doing the posting and such again. I have a question for you all....... are we doing anything on friday ? I need to unwind
June 13, 2001
June 12, 2001
Well today I did a typically girlish thing. I was feeling rather "bla" today, so to make myself feel better I went shopping!! The only down side of shopping is, that not only do I now have cool clothes, but Im also out 130 bucks now. damn. and I didnt even hit a shoe store this time. God only knows what could have happened. anyways, I really dont have anything to post so Im now going to tell what happened during cloe's day...
I woke up this morning and found out that school had been delayed two hours so I went back to bed. then I got up and looked perfectly wonderful like in the movies when they wake up with perfect hair and makeup. then I was driven to school in my new 1956 two door post, white on candy-apple red, belair. I strolled into first period and my group actually did the project for me so that I didnt have to do all the work this time. Then I took a nap cause I had nothing else to do. In second period I watched an interesting presentation about 19th century catapults. and instead of launching stupid things like gallon jugs of water and wood pieces, they launched chickens and small children. In third period my teacher decided to sleep and let me run the class. I kicked out half the class and they are no longer aloud to go to bethel, they must go to challenger where they belong. The rest of the class followed my directions perfectly and decided that Im just such an inspiration that they too want to direct drama some day. In fourth period today my teacher made a snide comment to one of the stupid students, in retaliation she shot him and he died. She was imediatly hauled off to prison for the rest of her life to be butt raped by burly women with strap ons. Her friend also went to prison just because I said so.
After school I came home in my car and my mother actually got up off her ass and opened the door. She had samiches waiting for both me and JD, exactly the way we like them prepared. Then she did our homework, and cleaned my room. She did not ask me about my day because she knows I hate that... I then took a nap, and then she took me shopping, and spent her money on me because she loves me so much. Then we went out for dinner as a family and ate sushi because everyone must love sushi in my family. Then we all came home and decided that I dont have to go to school tomarrow. Yes it was a good day.
I like it when things go good for cloe, she always gets what she wants.
I woke up this morning and found out that school had been delayed two hours so I went back to bed. then I got up and looked perfectly wonderful like in the movies when they wake up with perfect hair and makeup. then I was driven to school in my new 1956 two door post, white on candy-apple red, belair. I strolled into first period and my group actually did the project for me so that I didnt have to do all the work this time. Then I took a nap cause I had nothing else to do. In second period I watched an interesting presentation about 19th century catapults. and instead of launching stupid things like gallon jugs of water and wood pieces, they launched chickens and small children. In third period my teacher decided to sleep and let me run the class. I kicked out half the class and they are no longer aloud to go to bethel, they must go to challenger where they belong. The rest of the class followed my directions perfectly and decided that Im just such an inspiration that they too want to direct drama some day. In fourth period today my teacher made a snide comment to one of the stupid students, in retaliation she shot him and he died. She was imediatly hauled off to prison for the rest of her life to be butt raped by burly women with strap ons. Her friend also went to prison just because I said so.
After school I came home in my car and my mother actually got up off her ass and opened the door. She had samiches waiting for both me and JD, exactly the way we like them prepared. Then she did our homework, and cleaned my room. She did not ask me about my day because she knows I hate that... I then took a nap, and then she took me shopping, and spent her money on me because she loves me so much. Then we went out for dinner as a family and ate sushi because everyone must love sushi in my family. Then we all came home and decided that I dont have to go to school tomarrow. Yes it was a good day.
I like it when things go good for cloe, she always gets what she wants.
This picture taken minutes right after finishing one succulent child, five years of age. You can see the next victim huddling in fear in the background, trying to hide from the evil slanted-eye photographers for "Wang-chow Foo-ma-shi-twang!" --- poorly translated to "Dinner Weekly!", a popular food magazine in China.
ah yess... photo altercations... fun.
hahahaha, and jeff said "chowed down on that bad boy"
oooh haooooo hooo, funny fun fun.
1: jeff - you were perturbed because i was playing with the video camera and making funny noises and you were like "what are you doing to my camera?!" and i said "hey jeff look at me!" and then i made the russian text come up - ha ha ( yes it's not russian, but FOCK OFF ) - then i said "hee hee, wait until you see the video" --- and then we met up with the homosexual cabin-boy... lets just not talk about that.
2: in fact - jeff : get around to putting *ALL* the videos we've ever made onto one VCR tape and then that might convince me to decide to host the 'next' barbeque at my house so that we could all sit back and watch about three hours of taped hilarity. ahh, the fun will be... we'll say enigmatic ( ? )
3: the picture of jimmoi doesn't work - { it does now! }
4: ... i look like a woman. kripes.
5: notice in the picture where i look like a woman the flash is right above jimmoi's head? YOU SEE! HE IS JESUS! AND HE HAS EVIL FEET! JESUS HAS EVIL STINKY FEET! !!!!!!!!
2: in fact - jeff : get around to putting *ALL* the videos we've ever made onto one VCR tape and then that might convince me to decide to host the 'next' barbeque at my house so that we could all sit back and watch about three hours of taped hilarity. ahh, the fun will be... we'll say enigmatic ( ? )
3: the picture of jimmoi doesn't work - { it does now! }
4: ... i look like a woman. kripes.
5: notice in the picture where i look like a woman the flash is right above jimmoi's head? YOU SEE! HE IS JESUS! AND HE HAS EVIL FEET! JESUS HAS EVIL STINKY FEET! !!!!!!!!
Prepare...
For more pictures...
Yes...that is right, i have gone on a picture scanning frenzy. This is mostly due to the fact that everyone is once again using the video editing equipment. So to pass the time till one of the computers is free, i will post some pictures, as well as scan some new ones.
Don't worry though, i won't dump too many useless pictures. I'll just choose from the best of the best.
For example:
Yup, here we are (jEFF, jimmy, james, andy) at Sharis. We had one of the waitresses take our photo.
There, now wasn't that all sorts of fun rolled into a basket of apples?
I wonder if the waitress who took that photo thought we were all part of some massive male orgy group. Hopefully not, but then again, who knows what type of crowds they get at Sharis.
I mean, take a look at this specimen:
Here we have jimmy. He was probably upset because his steak was spurting blood whenever the fork touched it. However, instead of complain, he chowed down on that bad boy.
Just kiddin' there jimmio.
Ah...aren't pictures grand.
MOnDO50
I just realized something...
I look somewhat perturbed in that picture. I wasn't really...but i sure do seem like it.
I was eating a subway sandwhich when that video was taken. One day i should show some of you the video of james, andy, and me going to Mt. Ranier. Then i can show the entire footage of james being hit on by Mr. Ski Instructor.
Ahh...good times.
MOnDO49
Well, i'm still up here at UW. I was going to be down in pierce county by now, but due to unforseen circumstances, i wasn't able to make. However, i still plan on being down there, just as soon as i can procure a ride. Hopefully my friend Andy can do that for me, or i will ask justin or breanna when they get home.
Right now i am back in Odegaard Undergraduate Library working on this here post and some other stuff.
Thanks once again james for providing the stats. I could use the stats of some of you others as well.
With regards to moving to a faraway and distant place...i've done that...numerous times. It is somewhat scary...and yet, for me anyway, that was part of the thrill. Yes, i was leaving good friends behind, but then again, i made some newer ones. That doesn't mean i forgot any of the older ones...well, at least not on purpose...
sometimes we just fell out of touch. But that doesn't mean you have to.
My dad was in the military, so moving around was part of my life.
I would look at it as an adventure, no matter how cheesy and cliche that sounds. And take lots of pictures, and post them too.
I'd like to see some of Europe.
So that is my request to both rachelle and bonnie.
Ahem, anyway, now that the requests are over...
time for a picture to liven the moment:
This image comes straight from the good old former communist state, The Soviet Union...where we make the damn finest subway sandwiches...!
So tell me, am i good at livening the moment or what?
Nah, didn't think so either.
MOnDO48
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