February 29, 2004

What can I say - I'm broke and I like drinking too much & carrying on, two things that typically don't coexist harmoniously.

Only a matter of time before I figured out how to avoid spending all my money in a night out drinking and chasing skirt.


Of course, if I had spent more money or stayed out past 2:30, it certainly would have been a night for the record books.

Dammit. I wish I had. Well, there's always next weekend. Who's coming with?




Remember, kiddies:
Your friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man, that was fucking awesome." while you're both waiting for your friend.
[visitation rights]

$18.28 you say? You'll have to teach me how to pull that one off Bradbury. I have come close, but not that close, to not spending money while still going out and drinking.

Right now I'm at Mr. Collins' residence, playing some Halo System Link and pretty much that's it. Nothing else. We are now going to go to Sharis... from my understanding of things.

If anyone wants to come, then they should consider calling me on my good ol' cell phone of fun: 206.930.5344.

I forgot just how desolate Roy is. I always forget that. That's why I occasionally find myself in Roy. Wondrous.

I had some really comical thing to say... something I observed the other day... but for the life of me it escapes me. Damn. Damn damn damn.

Oh, i did notice though... has anybody else noticed that Michael Collins now looks and acts kinda like James Collins did back in 1999?

From now on, we should all refer to Michael as "James Collins circa 1999". I will.

You know I will.
$18.28

That's all I spent last night.

Four bars. Deja Vu. Dinner. Many, many drinks.

All for less than $20.

Nothing like going out for a night of moral debauchery with the guys and not spending your whole paycheck.
i hate you.

both.


edit: all.
. . . and he's a writer.
anybody seen the commercial for that new johnny depp movie?

see how johnny depp looks?

kinda looks like james doesnt it?

*cough*

February 27, 2004

I fucken hate people who brake on a small highway durring rush hour to take a left.

I fucken hate people who drive 30 in a 55.

I fucken hate police who drive 25 in a 55.

I fucken hate people who drive like their drunk.

I fucken hate the road, I wish I could fly to the place I want.

February 26, 2004

[Picturarity]

Time for fun picture moments real fast... mostly cause I found these. They aren't really that special and they aren't part of some blogger post war with james. More just stuff...

For example, this gem:


It's a picture of the movie Grosse Point Blank projected onto my wall. I want one of these things.


The other one... remember all those red trees I was telling you all that I found in my room. Well, he's an example of them:




I would post more, but I am getting ready to leave the computer lab so i'll have to get back to you all on those.
THE GREATEST AND MOST PRECIOUS GIFT IN THE WORLD IS THE GIVING OF......
[Boob-Slappin' Excitement]

What a great day to be alive.

Pssh.

I hate my roommate. I do. I can't explain it. I have disliked my past roommates in the past, but that comes and goes. It's all a part of living with people. You get on each others nerves. You annoy each other. You date annoying girls which piss your roommates off... but in the end, you're all still friends. You learn to accept and move on... and you tolerate.

But fuck if I'm ever gonna tolerate Ari.

I can't help it. I've tried. You all know me. I try. I think i've only hated a select few people in the course of my life:

Mr. Parr
David Sanders
The Entire Cast of Q13 Fox
A guy named George
Red Honda Civic Hatchbacks
(not a person, i know, but i still hate them)
Tim Iman


I think this guy might be moving up on my list.

Think of every nuance that was ever made fun of on Seinfeld, roll them up, mash them together, and bake in an oven for an hour and you have Ari.

He's a loud talker.
An in your face talker.
A smoker.
A mooch.
Wanna screenwriter.
An interrupter.
A repeater.
A name-dropper.

The list could go on... and on... and on.

I think i'm gonna need heavy medication for this one.

Oh... oh...
and he's from California. That says a lot right there... though hopefully it won't bring up that age-old fact that California sucks.

Because it does.
i hate my post

i wont work

February 25, 2004

Yes, we all agree Collins is a fruitcake with layers. Deep, deep layers.

Seattle is just a friendly city. You never hear of someone being mugged in Seattle.

I know people from all over the world, when they come to Seattle they always remark about how nice people are.

But hey, now I have a story to tell them. I actually know of someone who was mugged in Sea-town.
[Seattle GHETTO]

Bradbury is right. I have walked in the same area where he got mugged, several times in fact, and I was never mugged... and i walked around there later than he did. Maybe I look black though...

You really do have to try to get mugged around here. I also have sat on busses with my iBook, when it worked, going through West Seattle, and I still didn't run into any real trouble. And i walked through downtown Seattle. Nothing.

I think that's why it was so surprising that he was mugged. And he doesn't look like you as far as the Hippy James Collins... but more the Scrawny James Collins. You're not really scrawny, but this guy... SCRAWNY.

I honestly think it was cause he was white and scrawny and looked like an easy target... which he does. Collins could kick his ass. Little Collins could kick his ass. Gay Little Collins could kick his ass... probably after giving him skittles.

You gotta feel some pity for that.

Actually, you don't.

Meanwhile, I'm having fun watching the Simpsons on a projector. That and playing Halo and some Xbox on the projector. Sweet stuff. I plan on getting one of these. Too bad they start out at $1000 dollars a pop. But they are awesome. I'd rather buy one of those projectors than buy a plasma tv.

BTW, you notice how with each day Mr. Collins acts more and more like he's in the Matrix. Now he's posting in code. I'm telling you, it's only a matter of time.

Only a matter of time.

February 24, 2004

1. anyone looking like me and claiming to be from L.A. and gets mugged for fiddy cent is a bullshitter indeed.
No motherfucker from LA is going to get mugged, and if he is - he'd know how to deal with it. Not get kicked while he's down.

2. I do not, for the life of me, imagine how Doreen suddenly has any relivance what-so-ever in your story. However, I did go down to California and I did meet her. I just dont understand what you're asking me.

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[Righteous Indignation]

So here I am, sitting in a hypnotherapist office, waiting for the phones to ring. I did all my work, and so now I'm just acting as telephone answering guy.

And I thought... hey, I could post. I haven't done that in awhile... not since Mr. Collins dredged up a dreadful past...

Actually, that's not really why I haven't posted in awhile. I just haven't posted in awhile because I had nothing to say.

Until Now!



...no... wait... still nothing.

Well, I suppose something:

My newest roommate, a guy named Ari, was mugged. It happened just about probably five blocks away from the house we are all renting. He had fifty cents on him and some guys jumped him for it, and hit him in the back of the head, and then started kicking him when he was down.

I should explain what he looks like. He is basically Mr. James Collins, only if James went anorexic. And taller. He is taller than Mr. Collins. Oh, and he is from Kentucky... though lived in LA for awhile I suppose.

Now, when I heard about this happening, I have to admit, I wasn't surprised. I mean, I was shocked. But... at the same time, I wasn't. I think my first thought was, "I saw that coming." Actually, I think my first thought was, "Yeah... right, another story from the guy who would be a screen-writer." (I'll explain that later.)

Then I felt bad for him. He got his ass kicked after all.

And now I'm just in confliction. You see, before he was mugged, I perceived him as an annoyance. He was. And in truth, he still is. Actually, there isn't confliction. He's annoying. Yeah, I feel bad for him, he got mugged. But you know what... he's annoying. ANNOYING. I wouldn't wish for him to get mugged...

but damn I'd wish he'd shut up once in awhile.

Always with the talking on the cell phone. And conversations with him. It's like talking to a telemarketer. Mostly because he is one.

Question Collins: When you were talking to Doreen all those years ago... she had normal conversation skills right? I mean, she wouldn't talk all loud and be interruptive, would she? I don't remember you ever saying so. I do remember you talking about how you had phone sex with her and how you went down to California to see her.

Who remembers that? :)

Anyway... so there it is. I can't stand him sometimes. I have a list of problems with him... but I won't go into that. Yet. Not until I can use photoshop to explain things better. And I will.

You know I will.

February 23, 2004

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Hahaha, I was waiting for that.
For someone to say " hey dude, you spent way too much time on that shit "

They said the same thing about say it with jeff.
Everyone thought " whoa ... james spent all that time looking for penises? "

this website allows you to take jpgs and transfer them to ascii colored characters.

I may be off my rocker, but I'm not obcessive .. .. .. well, obcessive over people.
Every time I check the site, for the past two days, that has stared me in the face.

It is starting to get a little scary.

Not the implication that jEFF is watching.

Oh, no.

What's scary is that James has gone through the trouble of making that.

If I were you, jEFF, I'd wouldn't be bending down to pick anything up in the presence of JC. Seriously, you might gain a new perspective on life, one you never wanted.

It's probably the eyebrow piercing.

The rest of us have no problem realizing that it's just jEFF with a little chunk of stainless steel added in. James, on the other hand, can't easily make these distinctions. He now has completely forgotten his old friend jEFF. Now, he just sees the piercing.

Being from Texas (and Roy), he has Redneck pre-programming, and automatically equates piercing with female. Mind you, jEFF would make one incredibly ugly woman. Or, easy picking for James.

Be afraid, jEFF, be very afraid.

February 21, 2004

Witch Hunter Robin -

1. Factory is where the witches that STN-J catches get mulched up into the substance called orbo
2. Robin is a fabricated witch made via genetics.
3. The whole series is absolutely not worth watching, what-so-ever. Watch GunGrave.
4. In the whole bit - Amon never has his 'uber witch powers' awakened.


Do yourself a favor and stop watching this show,
it is almost as bad as hack/sign.

a whole fuckload of talking and building up to something anticlimatic.
the bulk of the serie's plot is revealed in the last three episodes.
the rest is just fodder. boring, boring, fodder.

all twenty six episodes? deleted.



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