I haven’t posted in a really, really long time, have I? Yeah, sorry about that. I know Mr. Collins’ faith in me posting has dropped considerable. What can I say? I have been quite the busy person. I go to the zoo now everyday for two hours, which feels like it is passing as if four hours long. I can’t tell you how mind numbing it is to watch a pair of keel-billed toucans perch for ten straight minutes before breaking that wondrous routine with…preening. Yeah…alert the presses.
I think right now Loose Slugs is in a slump. Seriously. It will pass, because it seems to always have one of those every month or so. I bet I could prove it, but no one really cares, at least not right now (part of the reason being because we are in a slump).
My apologies for not having the tenth Most Vile Thing Imaginable. Some of you have probably noticed…but then again I doubt that very much. I think the contest dragged on for too long and just became Blogger filler. I will come up with one more, hopefully a stand-out, slap your brother in the face, eat mealworms, kinda vile thing. Ahhh… Then, when I learn HTML for forms, I’ll really be able to have people vote on it. I just hope I can remember all the entries. I guess that means lots of archiving…but that plays into the next project I have planned for a blogger post.
Right now I am not sitting in my room typing this up on the blogger.com thing, nor am I in a computer lab. I am actually sitting in my dorm cafeteria typing on Microsoft word at around 8:45 in the morning. I am taking a break from working on my zoo proposal project which is due today to type out this post. I thought it’d be somewhat interesting to post from a place like this. Ohhh, can’t you feel the excitement. Right now there are 27 people in the cafeteria eating, though one person is getting up to leave. Oh, wait, now a new person is sitting down. Can’t you feel the neck-breaking speed of my reporting….oh yeah baby, you can’t stop this freight train now!!!
Note: no more jones soda after dark.
In other news, dorm food is okay. Well, not really, but they make a mean croissan’wich. I don’t think they are actually allowed to call it that though, for fear of trampling on trademark rights or what not. Ahh, its all an iffy subject. Stupid MacDonalds and their beef filled fries. Actually I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. I highly doubt that many vegetarians actually have ever even set foot inside the Golden Arches. Those that do eat there are probably ecstatic about having more beef in what they eat. I think the Macauley clan has upped their visiting to once every four hours now. Can’t beat that. I think its just another load of people trying to come up with a way to get rich quick. After all, no one can forget the coffee woman, who’s offspring are probably right now trying to sue Baskin Robbins for having a product that can cause brain freezes…if only they knew that in their case the brain freeze was more a genetic fallacy than anything ice cream induced.
Okay, now I’m just rambling.
But oh what fun it is, no?
I should work on my paper.
I really don’t want to though, seeing as how I currently hate that class, and dream about taking a paintball gun and really giving those toucans some extra color. Oh the mass violence and fun that would happen.
You know, I should start a critique of something like cartoons. Then I could post about them everyday. Hmmm…
Alright, I think I’ve sufficiently taking up quite a deal of space on Slugs, so I think I’ll go now.
Ach, what am I on…13 or 14…
MonDO14
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