what is this? an eye? who could it belong to? obviously it seems a bit endearing. maybe a mother to be. maybe a school girl. maybe a little boy with a pet dog off to go to the waterfront to pick up sea shells!


or maybe a young woman just on the verge of realizing the troubles of reality. we could help her out! guide her along the path to salvation and jesus - and make sure everything goes a-ok with her. then it could be an adolescent boy with the world in his eyes, and a book in his hand - ready to greet the world head-on!


oh the possibilities. or maybe an old man with wisdom to bestow upon us all - with stories of the way things were, and the war, and a bunch of other stuff that starts with the letter " W " - oh the great things. or maybe a grandmother - with cookies in jars and fingers to pinch our cheeks and make them sore. with that odd grandmotherly smell of feet. that'd be great. I want cookies.


oh dear. anger. this person is angry. i wonder what about. maybe about taxes. or about the absense of God in the schools. or maybe about the pollution of the oceans and how little fishies die from oil slicks. or maybe they're anarchists. ooOoooh, horrible anarchists. always breaking windows and spray painting things like " CUNT " and " FUCK YOU " on brick walls. just a bunch of teenagers who dont have any direction. they'll see...


OH MY JESUS! A NAZI! BURN IT BURN IT! DAMN THE NAZIS! EVIL EVIL EVIL! KILL IT! HORRIBLE DAY! I LOOKED AT A NAZI! OH MY DEAR LORD, FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED! OOOH! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD POST A NAZI ON THE BOARD! DONT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO THE JEWS! THOSE DIRTY NAZIS! THEY'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! I MUST GO WASH MY EYES OUT WITH LYESOL! I HAVE BEEN TAINTED! I CAN ALREADY FEEL THEIR NAZI WAYS SEEPING INTO MY BLOOD!


... oh. it's a rainforest protestor! whee! save the rainforest! if the government isn't doing anything about protecting mother earth, SOMEONE has to! Go get'em team! Make the world a better place! Show them that we need to treat the world good! Recycle everyone! And dont waste food, there are starving children in other countries who have no food at all! Maybe they should protest starvation too! DOWN WITH STARVATION! Help the homeless! Protect the innocent!



sorry. I was bored.