" Have the Rolling Stones Eliminated! "

" But sir, those aren't the. . . "

" DO AS I SAY! "


ahhh, you've got to love the simpsons.

a few things for now.

1. I will be soon putting together another website which will be dedicated purely to bullshit stories. I've got to think up a catchy name for it - but it'll be grand. I don't care who wants to post there - but as long as they can post pictures in an aesthetic way - post stories with no correlation with just about anything but them ranting on about a fantasy world they live in - and so on. Merely because I don't think anyone here exactly enjoys my psychosis-embued rant-stories.

2. I am putting up a link to this guy's website because I figured mike would enjoy it. Another mathmatician - but not as self proclaimed of a loser as the last guy that mike found. As this guy already has a blog I doubt he'd fancy joining ours.

3. Bonnie seems to harbor this delusion that the red-headed girl I slept with on monday is one-and-the-same as the girl from the Kitty Litter factory with a strap-on. Could this be? Have I been decieved? That would explain her agressive stance towards always wanting to play with large pieces of fruit and trying to poke them into my anus.... Hmmmm... I shall further investigate - although I seriously do believe that she just liked fruit.

4. I dont know. I had only three statements. Go figure.