what was that mike?

i hate banks. my bank charges $29 for an overdraft and $5 every day your account is over drawn. i now owe the bank $92 because of a $40 overdraft. i didn't even get the letter from the bank telling me that i was over drawn until i was actually overdrawn for 3 DAYS. bastard-ass bank. now i have to get a job to pay that off. squat-pissers.

even when i'm pissed off i can't come up with a decent list of stuff i hate.

i tried. here's what i could come up with.

boy bands
reality shows

i was watching MTV a few weeks ago and saw a little girl standing outside of the studio with a sign... first of all. WHAT THE HELL? go home! anyway, her little sign said "GET WELL SOON A.J."! GET WELL SOON? sorry little girl but a.j. doesn't have a cold. he has a drinking problem. he's in detox. chicken soup won't help him.

in my opinion the only thing that can save him is a fatal gun shot wound. i would have said selling his soul to satan but he's in a boy band. he already DID that!

squat-pissers

i thought of something else i hate. $80 blue jeans that cost $1 to make. $50 dollar t-shirts with the faded letters "A" and "F" on the front. maybe a little design on the back. faded also. i also hate the word 'peepin' as in 'the bitches be peepin' mah shit now biatch'. this is how my friend frank talks. he's a white kid who works 8 hours a day so he can afford to buy abercrombie and fitch clothes and work out so that he becomes, as he would say, 'peepable' so that he thinks he will be able to 'pick up (insert any derogatory term for women)'. WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THESE ASSANINE IDEAS? fucking pop culture. thank you once again boy bands and pop culture. now we need to be cut with a V-shape torso, have brown hair with blonde tips, a nice car and talk like our brains were replaced with lime jello!

ahh. i feel better.