( stated in a very Pi-esque manner )

1. The internet is the language of geeks.
2. If geeks use the internet, pornography must be available.
3. pornography and geeks being together, it must be online.
4. Bonnie having sex with another woman, online - pornography.
4. See it live at " www.bonniefucksgirls.com "
5. I don't watch television. As for masturbation . . .
6. Yes, I know I had two #4s. Don't ask why either.

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