You all know jimmoi tried to post about my newest love interest. well. it didnt quite work for you if you didnt have a yahoo profile. well then - guess what? through carefull hacking of his system ( yes, through the wonders of the internet I have been able to bring you these torrid secrets ) and manipulation of phone lines - I bring you ...
yes yes yes! Jimmoi has a night life that none of you know about - merely because he doesnt want you to know! BUT I KNOW! He puts on makeup - changes his entire persona - in fact, he dresses like a woman! DO YOU WANT TO SEE?! Of course you do! Below is a picture of him outside of one of his " clubs " checking his makeup to make sure nobody will notice him. Do you see a resemblance? Of course you dont! Because he has mastered the art of deception and nobody suspects that he's a tall, odd looking half-asian boy.
Jimmoi then attempts to get into the " club " in which has a secret pass-code. But you see - Jimmoi has also found a way past this hurdle as well! Utilizing his coy manners of deception - he shows off his " pOwAr " bracelets. Quickly the participants of the " club " accept him ( or " her " ) as part of their group! Jimmoi has made it past security! HE IS IN!
" Yes! " Jimmoi exclaimed to himself. Quickly he surveyed the area for his three girl friends. He then found them in a corner, dancing rhythmically to " dA bEaT ". He whipped out his digital camera and told all of them to smile. But here's the trick, I know all three of them. The one with normal hair is actually a male prostitute who works the corner of fourth and stewart. The one with purple hair is, true to her nature, a woman who enjoys dressing up like men and wearing big " Mickey Mouse " hands in which to grope homosexual men - not knowing that she's a woman. And the one with orange-yellow hair doesnt exist. Entirely a figment of Jimmoi's imagination - that she is.
and for a brief moment, the music got louder - and Jimmoi found himself lost in a world full of moving lights, fog, and a crazy euro-trash beat that he couldnt help but shake his " bootay " to.
" Hey bitch! That's my piece of ass you is shake'n! " - was clearly heard throughout the " club " - the music stopped, the place cleared up - and suddenly Jimmoi's boyfriend was there to greet him!
( please note, parental monitoring is advised with next viewing )
All was going fine for Jimmoi - he was gyrating against his man - the music flowed through " her " and her boyfriend " Big Mack " he liked to be called - and the lights flickered and flashed and moved and danced along the walls and through the entire universe everything was grand. BUT THEN JIMMOI SAW THAT BITCH STEPHANIE WHO TRIED TO TAKE HER MAN AWAY FROM HIM!
She ( Jimmoi ) quickly called out her best friend George with his yellow-raver-flowy-things-of-death to beat the living shit out of Stephanie, checked her makeup, said bye bye to friends, checked out of the " club " and went home to fuck " BIG MACK ".
The End. . . . . . . . . . or is it?
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