I want to talk. I rather enjoy the idea of being someones follower. Kinda like the cult of james. I would gladdly serve in your army James. Can I be an ambassador? I could do PR for your cult. Start charging people. Say, 15 bucks a month? You could make a lot of money. Tell people you will teach them the profound truths of being human. They will flock to join your cult by the masses. Oh yes, it would be glorious. You could tell them to do anything, and chances are, they would...
I can see it now.