June 28, 2001

I was looking around for places to link to -
not only other blog-sites, but web cliques and rings and so on...
and ran into this.
Guess what everybody? We're not elligble to join " whore " because of the following reasons :

1. we bash artists, and most particularly of any form
2. our site contains trashy humour, which is just bad.
3. wE hAvE tExT tHaT iS vErY aNnOyInG aNd PoInTlEsS.


You see? Oh - you might be wondering " but mud, where are these violations? "
Let me make it clear for you - oh blind one :

I hAtE mEtAlLiCa. MeTaLiCa Is ThE sHiTtIeSt BaNd In ThE wHoLe UnIvErSe.
ThEy SuCk DoNkEy NuTs!! ThEy ArEnT pRo-NaPsTer!!! ArGhRgHr!
*INSERT BASHING HERE*


Q:
What did one package of toilet paper say to the other as a third one went to work?
A:
" Another one wipes the butt! "


thank you.

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