i had a dream this morning which consisted of me running out into the middle of an abandoned field - where sat an old, old bathtub : one of the ones that i've always wanted to own - and then i ate a lot of asprin and filled up the tub with warm water and then got nude and jumped into the warm-watered tub and laid back in it.

then i lifted up my right leg, took a steak knife and sliced open my femeral artery, laid back some more, and went back to sleep.

i hate dreams.