dig it

so i went to costco. yeah. it's godly.
and so i went to safeway. and so there was a whole car full of hot blonde girls right. and so they see me wearing plaid and stripes and dots - and you know what they do? they hoot and holler at me.

yeah. i would have "asked their number" if'n my MOTHER wasn't right there. I'm sure most of you know how very hard it is to pull off a "swave" appearance when you're mother is behind you laughing at you. that's about all that's big tonite.

so uh - yeah - i have to get offline to keep the phone open.
just in case .... anyone .... decides to .... call . . .
{ insert apathetic sigh here }

fsking mother-fscker.