recent updates :

due to the fact that we keep getting people in from google searching for child pornography - i decided to take our "random readership" into my own control to some extent - so slugs : I ask of you this >>> Go out and find us some blogs to link to - preferrably blogs that have site-trackers on them, so that they may see that we've linked to them - and they will, in turn, link to us - and then guess what? We'll be able to leech and suck away all of their readers into our own! mwa hahaha!

Also - if you notice there is a "blog.hop" link - click on it and you'll go to the bottom ( i might change the title of 'blog.hop' to 'rate.us' so that people vote - be sure to vote GREEN ) -- this is also to promote a readership which does not consist of pedophiles looking for young child pornography - or Mike Rigney stalkers that might be wanting his mathmatically genius of a penis. hahaha.

ooh yeah - also - click on comments at the bottom of this - you'll notice you wont to got he top of the website anymore - but rather to the top of the post that you're commenting on. Yeah - i got sick of having to scroll down and so i fixed that. If it annoyed any of you - well I expect a thanks for taking into consideration your feelings. I STILL havent got a reply back from the guy who runs the comment-script about the redirection URL. bloody hell.

also - jimmoi wanted to re-instate PORN WARZ - merely because I don't think he can do any photo altercations - and I was all raring and ready to start beating the poop out of all of you - but then I saw [ DS ] leave a comment ... as now that she seems to be a reader - uh ... yeah... I'd feel kind of uncomfortable posting pornography ( in fact my whole Say it with penis JEFF! picture really embarrased me ) - so uh... yeah, you guys go ahead - and if I gather enough courage I'll beat you all. hah.

I know you're all expecting me to retort to Jeff-o's picture barrage of anti-Jamesness... well, just you wait - I have to gather my strength you know. Jeff has a larger power base of photos to work with - as I never knew he had so many of me ( me bending over? being mollested by men? ) .... what sort of pictures he may have of YOU --- now you're going to be curious, arent you? anywho... what i've been pre-occupying my time with is well... PICTURES OF MYSELF -- neato eh? here is an example :



ok - with that said and done... I believe that's all the updates for now...

thank you, and good night.

p.s.
if you notice, my eyes are now on the board. neato eh?