1: jeff - you were perturbed because i was playing with the video camera and making funny noises and you were like "what are you doing to my camera?!" and i said "hey jeff look at me!" and then i made the russian text come up - ha ha ( yes it's not russian, but FOCK OFF ) - then i said "hee hee, wait until you see the video" --- and then we met up with the homosexual cabin-boy... lets just not talk about that.

2: in fact - jeff : get around to putting *ALL* the videos we've ever made onto one VCR tape and then that might convince me to decide to host the 'next' barbeque at my house so that we could all sit back and watch about three hours of taped hilarity. ahh, the fun will be... we'll say enigmatic ( ? )

3: the picture of jimmoi doesn't work - { it does now! }

4: ... i look like a woman. kripes.

5: notice in the picture where i look like a woman the flash is right above jimmoi's head? YOU SEE! HE IS JESUS! AND HE HAS EVIL FEET! JESUS HAS EVIL STINKY FEET! !!!!!!!!