I cant believe the news today, oh I cant close my eyes and make it go away, how long, how long must we sing this song, how long....
(Sorry. Good song.)
And the battles just begun, theres many lost, but tell me who has won?

I once met a penguin by the name of burt. Burt was a chipper little fellow, with a tuft of reddish..."hair" if you will...atop his rather round head. Burt and I went to Ikea, and bought an armoir. The only reason we bought it was because of the salesman.
He told us that his name was Inglemar, then proceeded to say "Here, at last, is an eminently tasteful, quality piece of furniture to house your TV, VCR and stereo system. This magnificent piece features two front doors that open and slide back, providing full TV viewage. The bottom cabinet is ample enough to store your stereo, CD and VCR players, while four cedar drawers give you easy access to your favorite videos, tunes and tabloids. A world of entertainment awaits you." He sold us right then and there, we had to have the armoir.
After purchasing our armoir, we went to the doc, where we proceeded to watch the sail boats as they entered the harbor. Burt then turned to me, and professed his desire to visit a theatre that evening. So we headed over to "The Casbah" a local sorce of jollity. Burt then asked me if I happened to be carrying any makeup on me this evening. I replied, "but of course" and proceeded to give him my lipstick. Which he imediatly applied. I then decided that I no longer felt it necissary to carry my purse, and gave it to burt.
During the evening one of the performers gave he boa to Burt directly after her number.
Burt then put on the boa. And we then went to get iced cream. It was lovely. Burt had rainbow sherbert. I had daquari ice. After that we went back to our house and put our armoir together. It looked lovely.
Now Burt resides somewhere in Nicaragua.