I have as much authority as the pope.
I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Couple of slow days. Yawn.

So I'm trying to figure out what I should go to this halloween party as.
I was thinking I should go as a minister....but the clothes are too expensive....so now I'm back at square one.....
Possibly something involving paintball gear?
Still not sure.

More yawns.

Why is it that all the interesting hobbies require so much damn money? Or is it just the hobbies that I'm interested in?

Just think, as you're reading this, some guy somewhere is getting ready to hang himself right now.

We're all fucked. It helps if you remember that.