August 01, 2001

I feel proud that I have a penis


Last night I ran around with a bunch of lesbians. These lesbians would include : Heather ( yes ), Megan, Saundra, and Pinkos. They were horribly lesbians - as I didnt feel the every-day bother that they were out to fuck me. I actually bonded with them. they were * fun * to some extent. for christ-sakes. Why must lesbians be so damn awesome and be so damn not-lesbian?! arughgahar... anywho...

I invited Pinkos to the board - she has the address, she should be about - but I don't know if anytime soon / or if ever. We all have to remember that it is Pinkos. Hmm. Another point - I downloaded Lula last night / and it seems that program is even more stupid than the review. I do plan to post pictures of it however. It turns out that you cannot have sex when Lula is one of the following things :

1. Lula is suffering from a bad case of flatulence!
2. Lula is tired of sex!
3. Lula is sleepy! { yawn }
4. Lula is too drunk to have sex!

ok. also - I just loaded up the program, and she is crying because I gave her pets > the pets were a Canary a Fish and a Cat ... it seems that the Cat ate both the Canary and Fish. Hmm. I havent figured out all the icons ( and there isnt a bloody readme file ) --- but by the way things look .... I think her dead pets made her horny.

I plan to zip and upload the game to some random website and let you all see for yourselves how horribly construed this game is - it is so bad / that it is something that must be experienced. also - because of YAHOO BRIEFCASE I still cannot have BATTLE ROBOTS.

Looking back at all the posts people are COMMUNICATING - which is great. Super great. Totally uber one could say.

BATTLE ROBOTS


well - it's getting close to 11 - and if jimmoi doesnt get here by then / I have to get my father to give me a ride.

yup.

later everyone.

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