Today I got a piggy bank. FUCKIN SWEET! He's so old school. I call him Marty. Marty is small, blue, and porcelain with little pink ass cheeks. That's right. I rule. He's also sportin a bandana on his funk little head (style = think Aunt Jemima). Jealous much? Haul yer chump ass up to the nearest Cracker Barrel. He costs $3.99.