BIG JAMES PENIS POST

You may be asking yourself right now why there is a " Penis " in the title of this post. There shouldnt be. But I'm so god-damned pissed off right now that I am actually forcing this post out prematurely. It will be a MIXTURE of two posts - the first being my return-fire on Jeff's " pee - kaa - choo " attack on me. The second - My "version" of the sims. It will be long. There will be many pictures. So sit back and enjoy my " I HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT THAT GOD DAMNED SIXTEEN YEAR OLD WHORE " attempt to swamp my troubles away with a single post :)

In any event . . .
PIKACHU / the battle begins :


notice both pikachu's have striking differences.

My pikachu - seen on the left - has a strikingly great looking GREEN hat and while Jeff's pikachu has some shitty pieces of BLUE which seem to have gathered together in the shape of something that could be miscontrued as a hat.

Notice how the pikachu on the left has a fearsome gaze. A gaze that even the strongest of CHARMANDERS and COFFEES would shudder to have look upon them. Knowing full well the force of GREEN was a force not to be reckoned with. But obviously, as we see the weakling blue-hat pikachu - CHARMANDERS and COFFEES would walk all over him like nothing. They'd beat him up for his lunch money - they'd even make fun of his gender... In fact what gender is blue-hat pikachu?!? - IT must be some sort of trans-gender FREAK OF NATURE. It shouldnt pose any threat to that which is GREEN because it will, through the course of evolution, die off because of inadequacies in bed, life, and at work.

In fact / little do you know / but all Pikachu's have the same job. It's a simple job really. You see the computer you're on? And any lights in your house? They're powered by a funny thing we in the buisness like to call " ELECTO JUICE " - now ELECTROJUICE was invented ( yes invented, this wasnt something that existed before he found it ) by professor FRANKLIN in 1876! By harnesing the powers that eminate from pikachu's he found a way to power A LIGHTBULB. A long way has come from 1876 - and we've found MANY THINGS to power with ELECTROJUICE. One of them being your computer. Your microwave. Your electo-car. You name it. In any event - Pikachu's work down at an ELECTOJUICE REFINERY where their ELECTROPOWERS are harnessed into something they dumb down to explain to elementary students calling it "ELECTRICITY". Electricity, or so it is said, "works natrually in the world" and has to deal with electrons and positive/negitiviaty - you know the story. Well it's a crock anyway, now that you know about ELECTROJUICE and PIKACHU.

So green-hat and blue-hat pikachu were at work one day and found themselves in an argument. " Which one could whoop the other's ass? " it was - and as it is very obvious, the green-hat pikachue was like " Man, you wouldnt even stand a chance " - and the blue-hat pikachu was all " I was in vietnam, I know this stuff, I use to play hockey. "

Sooo....


It was a very short encounter. Green-hat pikachu shot bolts of ELECTROJUICE at blue-hat pikachu and then sat back in glee. All blue-hat pikachu did was sit on his ass and whine about how he was ELECTOJUICE-SHOCKED. This just goes to show you that when push comes to shove - blue-hat pikachu is nothing more than full of hot-air little wimpy yellow transgender rat.

¢¢ GREEN IS WINS! ¢¢

{ at the moment I'm uploading EACH FILE i need for the sims post ... ONE AT A TIME}

whurgh.... so it'll be awhile... { for me }
in fact... i'm going back to bed.
i'll post my sims episode later today.