August 18, 2001

First. I want you to know that I am nude.
I got home. I stripped nude.
Here I am. sitting in my chair. balls flopped over the side.
I am nude.

Second.
I took a shit / and the door was left open.
ha ha ha.

Third.
In the freezer are eight, count them, eight burritos.
all mine.
... oh ... heavenly day.

oh.
stats.
total "egg carton seperators" made today?
7249.

eh heh.

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