The Perfect Car


You know, i've been giving this "James needs a car" thing some serious thought.

I have a suggestion for you as to what type of car to look for.

You should look for one just like this!:

This is the single createst vehicle ever created by the hand of man. Just look at that craftsman ship.

What do you think? It really worked for me...until that time when it stopped working entirely and became a gigantic ton of crap. Well, if you don't like that one, how about this?:

It's the great big UNiMOG! Run over the competition and traffic, and it gets a whole whopping .5 miles to the gallon!! Yippee!

Now that is one beautiful hunk of machine. Just look at that beautiful SUV conglomeration.

Not interesting? Hmmphf...well, what about this beauty?

C'mon, get happy! Just think james, this could be the vehicle of your dreams!

It's the grand ol' partridge family bus. What could be better than driving this legendary vehicle?

And lastly, there is this vehicle that i ran across:

Ever want to be like George Jetson? Well, now you can!

I especially like the idea of this car. You don't have to sit in traffic, you can simply hover above it. And, if you were feeling especially menacing, you could attack automatic weapons and take potshots at other cars that you didn't like too much.

Don't you just love the choices i've displayed for you. Each has some benefit over the other. Just think of it.

But if you're in it for the women...i'd suggest choice number 1.

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