Hot damn! Was my first day of class today, was pretty nervous - dropping a glass or bottle costs money. Was serious fun, made 28 different drinks today - each 2 times so I guess 56 total mixes. It's all colored water actually, real liquor would cost too much to train with and we'd all go home drunk. o_o
Got some seriously tough homework, memorizing all the flavors of the drinks, what they are - Gin, Bourbon, Whiskey - what kind of whiskey etc etc. What's in such and such a drink, how much of that and that. Kripes!
Love the sexually suggestive drink names too, some just make it so hard to learn the difference. For instance : Sloe Screw, Comfortable Screw, Sloe Comfortable Screw, Sloe Comfortable Screw upagainst the Wall. Sex on the Beach (not hard to remember, just suggestive =p) - Seabreeze, Oceanbreeze, Desertbreeze - Havey Wallbanger, Freddy Fudpucker a.ka. Cactus Banger.
As my first order in a bar I shall place this : Foreplay, Sex on the Beach, Orgasm - in that order.
Thinks he got first post again and wants a blue ribbon for it
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