HOMIE THEATRE PRESENTS
EPISODE ONE

Once, a long time ago, there was a homie who's name was Fred - however for all intents and purposes in Homie theatre we will call Fred by "the homie who looks like eminem"


Anywho. So this homie who looks like eminem has a relitively good life - with his rap record sales on the top twenty he could afford enough cash monies bling bling to buy himself the gold around his neck and the really awesome baseball cap on his head. Not to forget his jacket, and his good pal Ruff - whom for all intents and purposes will be called " The homie who looks like eminem's homie dog "


Continuing on. The homie who looks like eminem eventually came to the conclusion that he couldnt have hot-sex with His homie dog, or well he could but he didnt know if The homie dog was on birth control so he didnt want to chance it. So sporting his coat / dog / hat / bling bling - he went around walking at the local mall and found himself some bitch to tag-a-long by his side. Her name was Yo-londa, but for all intents and purposes will be called " The homie who looks like eminem's bitch " - not to be confused with The homie who looks like eminem's homie dog


And so The homie who looks like eminem, his dog, and his bitch all lived a happy life and kicked it easy livin the fine life - sippin' on jin and juice, bustin phat-azz rhymes and rhythms at The homie who looks like eminem's record studio. The homie who looks like eminem's bitch was on birth control so the two of them went at it like rabbits in heat only without the little rabbits popping out like popcorn in a microwave. Everything was going fine until ...


Edward, Tiffany, and Butch - whom for all intents and purposes will be refered to as " Trenchcoat homie, Trenchcoat homie's bitch, and Trenchcoat homie's dog " - got a little jealous of The homie that looks like eminem and his crew. So he decided to hatch a plan by dog-napping The homie that looks like eminem's dog. But he didnt want to do it to where anyone would know that it was HE who did the deed! So he hired ...


Sanchez and Betty, whom for all intents and purposes will be refered to as " Betty and Sanchez "

WHAT will happen to the homie who looks like eminem's dog? WHO are Sanchez and Betty? WHY is Trenchcoat homie jealous of The homie that looks like eminem and want to ruin his life? MAYBE all these questions will be answered in :

- HOMIE THEATRE : EPISODE TWO -
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