the "who the hell are these people" awards :

girl #1
now tell me that her boobs are like.... uh.. what the fuck?

girl #2
this is the WOMAN contest, not the "man who pretends to be woman" contest.
duh

girl #4
tuesdays ... UPN ... 9pm ... BEASTMASSA, the woman chronicles...
"and you thought xena was hot?!?!"

girl #5
no comment.