the events at my house that are currently unfolding are rather... shocking. normally i would be asleep at this time - dreaming of many dreams i've had before. others would know this as re-occuring dreams, and that gives you the slight insite that something is terribly wrong with Mr. Collins's head. anywho, yes - i should be asleep but CRISTIN'S FRIENDS have woken me up. one is at the door right now - knocking and knocking and ringing the doorbell... and knocking. soon he'll go home and start calling... over and over again. no. wait - i know why he is continuing to knock - because I am on the phone line! mwa hahah! he cant call because it is busy! hmmm. I should turn on some very loud music so he knows that someone is home and just isn't answering the door. --- now, forgetting all that ( oh! he just knocked again! ) i will address everyone in the order i've read their posts.

Jeff - you ideas about the grammies for the board are interesting. but i do not think many people will have the same... abilities as you for ranting and raving about things to yourself and having everyone else listen along waiting for the moment you snap and attempt to kill yourself in text. but speaking about the grammies - i didn't care for them with exception to watch two performances : one - by blue man group - and the manner in which the camera-man/woman handled the performance i about cried. blue-man-group performances are suppose to be seen as a whole. not two people singing and playing a gee-tar ( i think that was moby with the gee-tar! ) ... and the second performance was by eminem. many people don't like him. specifically D-S ... so i looked into it. i actually am begining to like him more and more. just because he flipped off the grammie award people. yup. he summed up my feelings towards the grammies right after he performed "stan" with uh... elton john. i dont know why elton john was there. they hugged. i grinned. then he turned around and smiled, raised his hand, and raised his other hand to flip everyone off. i laughed. my mother gasped. i laughed some more ( i've recently put a sock into my doorbell. that means that everytime he pushes the doorbell-button, all that happens is a 'duurvfpphfhh' ... which nobody can hear unless you're right next to it. the boy has now resorted to a continual "knock-knock-knock-knock-knock" ... i hope his arm falls off ) ... yeup. I also laughed because my mother was like "wow, madonna didnt win any grammies!" ... i quietly thought to myself "they dont give grammies to whores" and laughed some more. blah. enough about the grammies - lets move on. come get that dummy head from me. I think that is all for Jeff-o

Napster - what? i didn't say the song "do the evolution" sucked, i said it is probably one of their not-good songs ( as jimmoi is an avid pearl jam fan and said that their newer stuff isn't as good as their older ) - but over all, i enjoyed it. in fact i continually go around now telling everyone "its evolution... baby." - other than that - i have the majority of your songs requested and i dont think -ALL- of them will fit on a .cda disk. ill try to get as many as i can, however. and what is this about heather being depressing? you've entirely lost me. ( UPDATE: the boy is now -lightly- knocking. i think he's ready to give up ) Get icq - everyone has icq and not aim. and about Dale Ernhardt... he died not on the lap ... but like on the last couple feet of the last turn towards the finish line. crazy stuff. I was at heathers house - it caused a great commotion ... her father was very "well its the best way for him to go out" verifying the manner in which he died. the crash didnt look all that bad either. and lastly - more info on what im going to attempt at school can be found on the board... i dont know how far back ... but im still half-awake so ill either tell you in person or at some later date ;)

Jimmoi - I've beat you to the bunch and made yet-ANOTHER website to host things at homestead.com. I've already uploaded your picture so all you have to do is re-direct your picture URL to

http://homestead.com/mudbum/files/jimmo.jpg
and that'll do it for you. if anyone else needs space to host things on ... i've got about 8 different places to host it.... so uh, get a hold of me. heh. in fact! fuck you jimmoi! since i have your password - ill just change the picture URL myself! mwa hahahaha. on a lighter note ... uh... UPDATES ON THE SCORES OVER AT EKISSABLE!!!


what the fuck?

the scores before they reset because of the 'new picture URL' ... sorry jimmoi, and you were so close! i believe people voted higher for you when they couldnt see your picture. weird huh?

i still have to find a picture for myself - i finally realised why mine always got rejected : because its a picture of a child. son of a biatch. oh well. i dont know if heather is going for the 8pm thing.
but we'll see. and now to top it all off... i'll end with some lyrics.

we can dance if we want to.
we can leave your friends behind.
cuz your friends dont dance.
and if they dont dance -
then they're no friends of mine!

we can go where we want to.
a place where they will never find.
and we can act like we come from
~o~u~t~o~f~t~h~i~s~w~o~r~l~d~
leave the real one far behind.

wheeeeeee!