*Disclaimer: This is not my MEGA-post. Stay tuned for that.
I find it a sad fact that i am going to be posting today, and i will be the first one to post. Actually, that isn't sad. What is sad is that i will be the first to post and it is 10:30 in the morning. (By the way, i take this all back if right now i am writing out my post and someone posts just a couple of seconds before i do, in which case would make me seem really lame.) I haven't seen our gracious benefactor say much in the recent couple of days. Of course i understand he is more than likely busy with school work, for which i cannot hold him accountable. Still though, if he doesn't post much, who will have the incentive to?
I feel the currents of change brewing over the seas of calm that we drift upon right now. An uprising, and possibly a usurping of power dare i say? For if Mr. Collins doesn't grace us with his presence, or rather his posts, some dire fool might try to take his mantle and rule our board with a tyrannical fist. For all we know, this person might be reading at this moment, thinking to himself, or possibly herself (though not likely), maybe he's onto something. I imagine someone, say Jimmy, though i should say that i am NOT suggesting Mr. Miller would ACTUALLY do this, sitting at his computer in his boxers, unshaven, looking for his porn tapes and reading this post thinking..."hmmm, excellent...yes...excellent..."
"Say it isn't so jEFF...tell us not to fear that someone might try to revolt."
Well my dear friends...i wouldn't consider it an impossibility...no, not anymore. Don't get me wrong, i am not backing a revolution. No...no yet. At the same time i say with great heed...Be wary Mr. Collins...beware the tides of blogger.
Nice.
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