November 29, 2000

man o man, i got more time to write now, so ill tell you more about them sexual favors stuff. ok? at lunch today, oh my god. i goes to buys myselves somes breadsticks and with the extra quarter left, BAM!!!!!! -zebra cake. then since i was early, i walked around for a minute and go to sit at the usual spot, when BLAMO!! jaiymez leaps out from the corner, and tries to punch me. so there's a huge fight, crowd and everything, money bets going on in the background kinda stuff, children being left by their fathers on foreign shores..... anyway, we resolve that, and sit down. everyone gets their and, i think they were some friends of jeykes or something, along comes two heffers. im not talking your typical moomoo heffer, im talking nasty ass skanky fucking cracked out whorish beer belly gutter slut homo-erotic diesel dykes that were so fat that they would need to be rolled in dough to find the wet spot.
and if they were to be fucked anyway, they probability that your penis would shrivel up and die while infecting you with gaynegrean(dont correct me on the spelling, you know what i mean). imagine freddy crougar, only fat... now have sex with him; that's better for ya. anyway, these heffers walk up and the talk to jeyke and stuff when the heffer rears its bulbous head my way and moos something that sounded like "youre cute". this is when i pretended to be asleep, even though she saw me talking to jaiymez a minute ago. now, as she's over here, shes stuffing her face with a sundae. she starts mooing for a while more then realizes no one is paying attention. so yet ago the thing looks at me, and says something to the affect like "i have nuts in my mouth" (from the sundae), i think if she hates me she'll leave, so i say "that's not surprising". at this she got a bit upset and decided to wipe some nuts on me which i wiped on castro's binder, and then he spilled marinara sauce all over the wall/floor/books/papers. then she left, and i was able to eat my zebra cake without fear of being raped by the fat whore.

this is slim jayee signin.















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