Alright, I'm starting this post with a gawd-damned fucking simple son-of-a-bitch request. now listen up crackers, NO MORE GAWD DAMNED COMPUTER GAME SHIT!!!! I come on here and its pokemon this and pokemon that... gawd damn. those of you who dont, i appreciate it.
OK, now on to jaiymez up there, for one it was a persimmon not a fucking perricot you moron. second, i didnt say it was rude, any [girl] who looks that much like a guy... well, use your imagination (if you know leigh oliver).
now, ive noticed as time goes on, more and more frequently im offered sexual favors (not even conspicuosly either!). today, the count went up to six. they werent bad either, in fact if i was a man without principle, who knows what i might have done....
example: chris something or other (homo) was coming up to me to do something, while doing this he was reaching down low (you know, down there). so i yelled, "DONT YOU TOUCH MY GAWD DAMNED PENIS!!". then came a reply from the stairs. "can i touch your penis?" with that i asked her for the time and went on my way.
now for the gutter story (for the persimmon). jaiymez was trying to get people to eat it and he tried to convince him that back in the day that indians used to eat then. so he tried doing it to someone and then i cut him off and told the real story of the indians and the persimmon fruit....
you see, a long while ago (about 1985) when litter became a huge contributor of pollution in this country and people got lazy and threw garbage out their windows. they didnt expect something to come of it, but it turned out that it formed a potent fertilizer, however, only one fruit would grow from it......... the PERSIMMON!!!! now seeing as indians are lazy trailer trash (except for them casino owning ones, then they just dress dirty. but speaking of casinos, i saw a billboard on the ride home that i thought read "our sluts are red hot" when in all reality it said slots not sluts) they had no mone... i mean that wanted to live from the land, so well passed out in a gutter one night, an indian awoke to find the strange fruit shoved up his bum. since he was cracked out anyway, he had the munchies and decided to try it. and you see thats why persimmons give you cotton mouth, representing the sacred indian "peace pipe" (aka bong). and that is a true american heritage story, of the indian and the persimmon.

once again pleased to educate the crackers, this is slim jayee signin