... I figured I should explain about the whole brice/teevee thing.


Raw Fishe: buttsex? yea...i pissed a lot of people off this week, wooo. so im reverting to reherring account today.
Mud: like who huh, like who? who huh? who?
Raw Fishe: people. hehe. i pissed them off good. hehe.
Mud: huh, who ... who huh, who?
Raw Fishe: why?
Mud: Do not question your supperiors
Raw Fishe: fuck you administrator!!!
Raw Fishe: i am my own man! i want my life back! you cloned the wronge man!
Mud: youz foired
Raw Fishe: g'bye
Mud .... ....... uh. no. .... youza dead. this is all a dream. a fantastic dreams with raddishes. and ... and pulling stuff out of the ground. and goombas.... yes... a dream.
Mud: sukkafish?
Mud: ...... as his hand slid down her white milky thigh he thought to himself : man oh man, im going to get some action tonight.
Mud: old penis wrinkles on rye bread
Mud: as he lifted up her short, short skirt and saw the buttocks he had been craving for, for so long, he thought to himself: "Man oh man demz some good buttocks to stare at."
She screamed, but nobody could hear her, because she had a large tube sock stuck in her mouth. Poor poor sally.
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Mud: "mmmpfh, mmpfh, unnNng, auugh, Ooh!" - she moaned to his thrusts. Her hands were sticky with sap, and her breasts smelled like oak.

She was tricked into bending over the sappy oak tree when Billy had asked her to get a beach ball he had thrown on the other side of it. Little did she know that she'd have plenty of "balls" to content with after she had bent over.

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Mud: And then brice came in and realised that Sally was being mollested by Billy... so brice threw billy to the ground and then, before he could beat up billy the mollester, was enthralled by the ass of Sally, and had to squeeze it. next thing you know, Brice and Billy were giving Sally the ol' In-and-out over the old sappy oak tree, Brice having removed the sock an billy got the other end.

Poor sally.

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Mud: And then, in the middle of it all - Brice got a funny idea in his head.... "What If I bent Billy over the tree stump too?" ... So, while Billy wasn't looking, Brice grabed him and threw him over the sappy oak.
Brice then had his way with both Billy, and Sally. Even Billy's nipples were sticky with sap, while Sally was almost through.

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Raw Fishe: wtf? did you write that, or you soundit at some weirdwebsite./.

Raw Fishe: you sappy sappy tree

Raw Fishe: ... well into the throes of drug addiction by the time she was thriteen, Drew Barrymore attemtped suicide by cutting her wrist with a kitchen knife. key word: attempted. buggah!

Mud: key word : kitchen.
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"In other news, the winter this year will be cold, cold cold." The newslady on the television reported.
Brice clicked off the teevee and looked back to his two prisoners.
"You see? It's good I built this shelter, my balls shall not shrivel this year!!" He exclaimed at them.
He grabbed billy by the leg, and dragged him into the other room. Sally was left to hear the "Ungs!" and "OOMFs!" and "OOAHRs!" from the other room.
She knew she had to get out, but how?
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Raw Fishe: dude!
Raw Fishe: uhm...rosemary clooney was addicted to prescrption drug and, after two embattled marriages to Jose Ferer, was admitted to a psyc ward. francis coppola takes lithium!
Raw Fishe: hehe, francis.

Mud: key word : mega mega white thing.
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The used rubbers! Of course! Sally could make use of the used rubbers and rub them together to make a fire, in turn burning the ropes which bound her from freedom. FREEDOM! Ahh, the word brought a tear to Sally's eye. But as she slowly got three of the used condoms near her big toe, she realised Brice's love-goo was still in them. She had only once choice... she had to suck the good out. Slowly, one by one, she stuck her 6inch tounge into each used condom, slurping out the spunk. It got on her face, in her moustage, and up her nose. But soon, she thought to herself, she'd be free.
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Raw Fishe: hehe, hey, ya know-you never mentioned that brice tied them up...couldnt she just get up and leave?

Mud: ..... ........ If they weren't tied up, then wouldn't they have? Since they didnt, they obviously were tied up. Jeez. :b
Mud: You think they like buttsex? you think they want it? thats what you think. you sick little monkey.

Raw Fishe: i just thought it was monty pythonian...they didnt cus their dumb.
Raw Fishe: everyone likes buttsex...even the wabbits.
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Raw Fishe: why does brice have a teevee in the "love" shack? did he just bring one in for erotic films?


Yup.
Big post!