UNCLE SAM wants to know where YOU will be today at 8-8.30am. Hell, he wants to know where you and your friend will be! No, even better : He wants to know where you, your friend, and your SACK OF POTATOES ARE. YOU BETTER BE AT THE GRAHAM SAFEWAY GOD DAMNIT. AND IF YOUR NOT, UNK'A SAM GONNA BUSHT A KAPP IN YUR AZZ!
SO BE THERE.
OR BE TRIANGLE, PINK TRIANGLE.