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{Eclipse} So one day I walked into a gay bar, and all these guys had names for their penises, and I say "My penis is named "secret," strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." :P
{MadMan[Whore]} ....
{adm-bobo[X7]} . . . .
{MadMan[Whore]} .....
{Eclipse} . . . .
{adm-bobo[X7]} So one day I walked into a bar and it hurt.
{Eclipse} ROFL.
{Eclipse} HAHAHA.
{Eclipse} GG BOB YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
{Eclipse} quote time.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} A guy walks into a bar and see's this sign that says
{Eclipse} oon/m
{FluxUnseen[R1]} If you make my horse laugh I'll give you 5 free bears.
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{FluxUnseen[R1]} So the guy goes up to the bar tender and asks bout the sign.
{adm-bobo[X7]} is this going to turn into some weird animal-porno with horses and bears?
{Eclipse} doesn't everything flux says do that bob? :P
{adm-bobo[X7]} good point.
{Eclipse} Quote #3: {einexile} OMG INFANTRY IS DOWN, OUR LEECHING WHINEY BETA TESTERS ARE BECOMING ANGRY
{CybeRise} haha
* adm-bobo[X7] waits for the homosexual rabbit to make his appearance in the story/joke
{FluxUnseen[R1]} And the bar keep goes "Ya, the horse has been sad laetly so the first person to make him laugh gets 5 free bveers.
{Eclipse} lol..
adm-bobo[X7]} ... bevers now? bveers?
{FluxUnseen[R1]} so the guy goes "Give me 5 minutes alone with the horse and I'll get him to laugh"
{Eclipse} ...
{adm-bobo[X7]} wooo!
{FluxUnseen[R1]} So after 5 minutes he comes out and the horse is laughing like crazy
{Eclipse} ..
{adm-bobo[X7]} 5min of pure, hardcore horse porn
{Eclipse} horsii can laugh? :P
{FluxUnseen[R1]} And the bartender astounding gives him 5 beers and the guy leaves.
{Sypher_X} Eclipse. Wanna make a deal?
{FluxUnseen[R1]} 2 weeks later
{Eclipse} ...possibly.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} The same guy comes back and sees a sign saying
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Sypher_X} Ok.
{Sypher_X} here it is.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} If you can make the horse stop laughing I'll give you 10 beers.
{adm-bobo[X7]} . . . .
{Sypher_X} I take you outside, kick you in the nuts. Laugh, then take all your money.
{Eclipse} ..
{Eclipse} nah
{FluxUnseen[R1]} So the guy asks about the sign
{adm-bobo[X7]} wait, both nuts or just one?
{Eclipse} I'd own jor newbie ass with my crutches. :P
{Sypher_X} Bah!
{FluxUnseen[R1]} The bartender goes"Well ever since you made him laugh he's been laughing."
{FluxUnseen[R1]} and the guy goes, give me 5 minutes alone with him
{adm-bobo[X7]} ... or crying, which is percieved as laughing, because the guy anally raped the horse.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} so he does and when he comes out the horse is crying
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} ...
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} ...
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} ...
{FluxUnseen[R1]} and the barkeeper goes, "Wow how did you do that?"
{adm-bobo[X7]} hahahaa
{Eclipse} . . .
{FluxUnseen[R1]} and the guy goes "Well the first time I said my penis is larger than his, and the second time I showed it to him.
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} rofl.
{Eclipse} gg flux.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} heh
* adm-bobo[X7] claps for the extraordinarily long joke.
{Eclipse} That story was about MM... right? :P
{adm-bobo[X7]} MM is a horse?
{Eclipse} no
{adm-bobo[X7]} MM is a bartender?
{Eclipse} the guy with the penis so small it made the horse cry is MM. ;P
{FluxUnseen[R1]} ?
{adm-bobo[X7]} ... MM is a homosexual rabbit?
{Eclipse} EXACTLY bob.
{adm-bobo[X7]} ahhh.
{adm-bobo[X7]} Internal affairs knew that the cops were gonna double cross them?
{Eclipse} ....
{adm-bobo[X7]} GNU
{FluxUnseen[R1]} ?
{adm-bobo[X7] I got bored when you started telling it.
{adm-bobo[X7]} So I made up an erotic thriller about a policewoman's struggle against an all male internal affairs office.

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