Ok I'll cover the rest of Andrew's tab at OP.....(that's the day after PAYDAY!!!!)

Ok from what I've heard that the pain from joint injuries and pins and shit is caused by barometric pressure more than anything else.....your eletron theory is not quite feasable....but it shows a good amount of thought on your part....

Jeff, you do need parent permission if under 18. If you go to their website (http://operationpaintball.8m.com) you can download the form ahead of time to get a signature.
BTW Jeff are you in any way related to Brad Borton (#93)?