Thank you jimmy...thank you for participating in this great American contest that has become "The Most Vile Thing Imaginable". I must say, those are indeed great entries, especially lawyer man. It is good to have some extra entries, since i have been the only one to provide any candidates, with the exception of bradbury's one entry.
Today i present to you something so incredibly horrid, something so incredibly vile, that i almost had a cardiac arrest upon hearing of it. Yes, it was that bad...and then some. I shall first explain the basis of its vile...uhm...vile-hood. Yeah.
Sometime last year jimmy brought up an interesting and true point that i just shrugged off as another jimmy rant. However, if i had known at the time that he would be on to something, i would have cut off my ears and fed them to jOe rather than to be subject to the horror which i have heard. He told me about the increasing trend where two or more artists would join up to do songs together. I thought..."so?" Actually, i thought..."hmmm, did i eat too much soup today?" And yet, jimmy would prove to be on the forefront of one of the most vile things yet.
Earlier this year we have been subject to such pairing as: Christina Aguilera and Ricky Martin... yes children, beg for your youth back, though i doubt highly that you'll get it, and the worst of Aerosmith and N'Sync. After seeing that half-time show during the superbowl, all i could think of was ducking for cover, as i had expected the Armageddon comet to strike the earth seconds later...unfortunately it never happened. I had to overdose on Flintstones vitamins just to make the demons go away. Even Conan O'Brien mocked them...ahh, he had the funny. Ahem, anyway...
Yes, so you can see that jimmy was infact aware at that time that it was an evil just waiting to prey upon us. Well ladies and gentlemen, if you thought that was vile, your in for a real treat. All of you may remember a homosexual...actually i am just assuming they are homosexual, they may in truth be goatlovers...who knows...group known as LFO. Yes, those three letters bring a cring that originates in our spleens and sends our bodies in a fit of convulsions. Well...guess what? They too have done a group compilation...with someone as equally scary, and able to make little children cry, as them. For Part VIII's most vile thing, i present to you:LFO with Judge Judy.
For those of you who don't know, you have to push play to listen... I hope this song isn't to crippling.[FYI: File is in MP3 Format. You may need a fast connection, so you may be better off just downloading it.] Click ->Summertime Judy to download and listen.
Yes, it is time to run screaming at the top of your lungs ladies and gentle. So go on, run...and box your ears, or cut them off. Though it may be painful, i am sure we can all agree that it is a pain far less troublesome than the LFO conglomeration with Judge Judy. I think her husband was jealous afterward. Not really jealous of LFO for spending time with her, but jealous because once the song was over, they didn't have to deal with her anymore. Poor sad crippled man.
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