if you've noticed ( which you probably havent ) i've changed the bottom part where people can be emailed from a bit
it now divides us up into two groups : those who regularly post : and those whom don't seem to participate.

with that in light : i'm going online randomly at the moment to try and find someone that meets this criteria :

1 : nobody knows them.
2 : be they male or female : doesn't matter : someone who thinks.
3 : not only must they think : but they must have an affinity for writing.
4 : a sense of humor eh?
5 : be old in some sense : ie> older than all of us.
6 : offkey. those who think of buttsex, llamas and wallabys.
you know the sort.
7 : ____________________________
( give me other qualities the unknown should have! )