So now Jeff has discovered the beauty of Apple.
Right now, Mac is on top for digital video editing. What do you think Lucasarts is making star wars episode 2 on? It ain’t a PC, and it sure as hell isn’t running anything from Microsuck. Nope, Lucas has Apple G4 Quad-proc. machines. (and only Lucasarts, they made a deal with Apple to get those) Figure, four G4 processors running 500 mhz each, 128 bit rather than 64 like pentium, each with 2 meg backside L2 cache, you’re looking at around 8 or 9 TERAflops of speed. That’s the same as 10 PIIIs at 1 ghz each. Try and say Apple is useless.

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Your license plates are handwritten on cardboard.