I know what many of you are thinking. You are thinking : What in the world is a Flam Cake? Well I am here to inform you. Just this morning I woke up and had a lot of phlegm in my throat. This is disgusting - and a bad byproduct from keeping my window open. In any case, i awoke and immediately went to the kitchen - as this morning I was damn well in a mood for Flam Cakes, just as much as the next guy. I quickly cleared my throat with a loud roar, and spit into a cup _ BUT WAIT _ there was more in my throat! I must have choked up around 3/4 of a cup of phlegm this morning, and man - it makde my throat hurt. But thats not all. I turned on the stove and put myself a non-stick pan over one of the ranges, allowing it to heat up. Once it reached a good temprature - i slowly poured the phlegmy substance over onto the pan, listening to it hiss and steam and bubble. The gooey substance soon turned to a not-so-gooey mashed-potatoe like pancake. I got my spatula and flipped it over, hearing more hisses and so on. Once my morning breakfast was done, I promptly threw it onto a paper plate, covered it with syrup - and downed it. MMmmMmmmMmmm. Nothing better than Flam Cakes in the morning. Dont you agree?

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