Ah, yes...excellent. I see i already have a participant in this glorious contest that is "The Most Vile Thing Imaginable". I should say a couple of things real quick that should be said. Just so all of you know, candidates for "The Most Vile Thing Imaginable" does not have to be an image. The following list is but a sample of what can be considered for such an illustrious category:
- Images
- Concepts
- Sounds/Music
- Political Events/Historical Events
As you can see, there is quite a variety of fields. I expect that most people will stick with images, which is not a problem. But feel free to post about anything that fits as a possible Vile Thing. Also, just for your info...for some of the things i post, it might be easier to view certain aspects of my post by using Internet Explorer, though Netscape will work just fine for the basics.
And now, for the latest possibility as "The Most Vile Thing Imaginable", i present to you: Redneck Love.
Ladies and gentlemen, i'm sure we all have ideas of what could be the most dangerous part of romance. Some would argue that burnt lovers, or jealous ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, or even stalkers (shutup jimmy), is the biggest problem. But dear friends i say that those are not nearly the greatest dangers. The greatest danger, which ranks as one of "The Most Vile Things Imaginable", is that of Redneck Love. Just look at the two lovebirds above. Now imagine of those two mated and produced offspring. These offspring, under current pressures of natural selection, would prove to be highly strong at surviving. In time, their offspring would eat our own offspring, not to mention the offspring of other animal species, raining destruction down upon our green gem of a planet. Even if they didn't eat all our offspring, they would surely eat our world's supply of food, causing world-wide hunger problems, like those seen in Russia. Just think about it.
Good Lunch.
No comments:
Post a Comment