March 13, 2001



All Good Things...




*Disclaimer: Apparently Mr. Collins didn't read one of my earlier posts about the MegaPost and its current status. For a quick recap, expect the MegaPost on Wednesday, after my test and everything. That will be the first day in a long long while that i will actually have the time resources available to create the last parts needed for the MegaPost. However, i will work on part of it today, now that i have some more free time. Although i am considering saving it for the weekend, when my good friends Mr. Collins and Mr. Miller will be coming up here...exhilariting hilarity will ensue.

Ahhh...you know how sometimes when you finally do something, and you do something right, you feel completely exhilarated, and at the same time completely relaxed. I'm sure Mr. Bradbury understands that feeling...he probably got it the same time that he finished his truck and was able to drive it for the first time. Well, i had that type of feeling today, after i finished my Psych 306 exam final, after doing a massive study job for the past couple of days. It wasn't that i didn't know the material mind you, but the tests she gives would make even Ghandi want to employ some harsh "negotiation" upon her.

For example, she enjoys giving these "fill-in-the-blank" questions, and supplying an inordinate amount of answers that all don't fit, but could reasonably fit if one didn't read word for word, line by line, letter by letter, the exact definition of that word. At this point i am sure Mr. Collins is groaning right now, as he and i see eye to eye on the issue of fill-in-the-blank and multiple choice questions. They are nothing more than "Hey, how much information can i regurgitate unwittingly by being given a serious of choices?" or "How good am i at guessing what an answer is by whittling down the obviously incorrect ones?". And yet George Bush wants to increase these type of standardized testing...ahhh, but that's an issue i don't want to deal with right now...and i do not know the full facts behind his education agenda, so i won't go into a huge argument against it just yet, for it might just end up as a debacle on my part.

Anyway though, i took this test, fully wary of what it might contain, and i aced that bastard. Especially the essay section, hell yeah. No! i am not having an episode about how well i did, but i should...because i did damn well! I needed to ace it too, because i really screwed up her last prefabricated pieces of dog feces (feces in exchange for a better word so that zach can indeed read my post if he so wishes) of exams. Not that i am bitter...oh no, not me, not at all.

But enough about that test. I am also quite enthusiatic for other reasons as well. For one, that class is now officially over. No longer do i have to wake up at the awful, mind-numbing, hour of 6 - 7 in the morning. I can actually sleep in, or wake up at that time and just laze about for a bit...at least until i get another job, which i am planning on doing. Oh well, i can dream can't i?

Also, i am going to start working on both that re-release of "The Bethel Slayer", that i had to put on the back-burner, as well as my MegaPost that i have been promising. (Hey, hyping something up worked well for Lucas didn't it? Oh wait, maybe it didn't, cause that movie was rather dissapointing in some aspects.) Also, i get to hang out with jimmy and james on friday, and probably go see a Midsummer Night's Dream at a theatre in downtown seattle. That should be cool. I just have to make calls i suppose, but that shouldn't be too difficult.
Ahem, well that all said, i am just about done. I'd like to quickly apologize to Zach for not having the picture of the girl flashing the camera just yet. I would have had it sooner, but someone was using the only computer-movie workstation in the only computer lab i know of to have a computer-movie workstation. As a result, i could not get that picture just yet. I will try to have it up by the end of the week.

As for paintball, which i am looking forward to, i will most likely not be able to do it during spring break, purely for the reason that my spring break does NOT coincide with Bethel's Spring break. Damn you Bethel, damn you. If it is on a weekend however, then i might be able to do something with that. It depends.

And now i leave you all with an image taken from my good friend Harry Wapler's underground newsreport. Here he is demonstrating the power of the Thought To Text (T3) Translator (the name is a work in progress):


The T3 Translator in action!
Here you can clearly see the T3 Translator in action. It takes thoughts from both animals and humans, and humans with the IQ of small animals, and displays them in "thought-bubbles". The rammifications of such an invention are quite astounding. Mr. Wapler also drew several highly creative and time consuming red lines to show the unidentified man's main focus. Quite an interesting newscast, wouldn't you say?


I can see that having Mr. Wapler as an associate will prove highly valuable in the coming times. We worked hard to create the T3 Translator, so i hope you all enjoy.
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