March 12, 2001

.... you see - life is predictable, and stupid.
that IQ test... as i figured - was a 'ha ha funny look at the dumbshit who kept answering questions' quiz. for those of you who haven't taken it yet - i've just ruined it for you. in any event, i figured as much - and i am, officially stupid.
scores :

My IQ : 88
Partially retarded.
Worldwide Average: 102

You answered a total of 66 pages.
The average number is 31 pages!
2069633 people have taken TheSpark's IQ test.
The stupidest person so far answered 1220279 pages of questions.
His e-mail address is: curtisj1@mac.com.


thespark.com then suggests to me that i : The best thing you can do at this point is make your friends feel incredibly stupid. Forward the test. You'll find that your friends who think they're smartest ACTUALLY GET THE LOWEST SCORES. Just don't tell them how the test works. ... lucky for all of you - i dont care for this moronic matter in which to disprove intelligence. i found the test itself to be stupid --- WITH EXCEPTION to some questions... which are as follows :

Which of the following does not belong?
a) Girlfriend b) Wife c) Babysitter d) Mistress


what's your answer? my answer was none of them!
hah! get it! someone out there is fucking the babysitter! HAHAHA.

ahhh... yeah, that one was good... and the second one :

Which of the following does not belong?
a) Lights b) Camera c) Friction d) Action


you may have said friction ( just like michael did ) but you may notice that you are INCORRECT ... as in the process of making a porno video there are always the following things involved : lights, cameras, action, and friction. HAH HAH HAH. funny stuff..

the last one wasn't a 'which doesnt belong' but rather a joke in itself :

The Matrix: The more you see it, the more it ROCKS!
True False


man. that gave me a good laugh... wheee...

that is all.



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