March 27, 2001

... the posted picture also makes a point :
that target employees will all be married : to people like that

and yes - even X-target employees : that means you jeff :
sure you think she's supple and ready for insemenation : but little do you know that in the years further on down the road she will grow to a size unimaginable : and will urge you to go to the store : the TARGET store : and to get her some "flashy clothes" that tell everyone that she's taken. oh yes. just you wait. and you jimmoi! one day you'll find yourself a hell of a woman : and she'll love and cherish and be interested in you : and you'll think everything is swell : and then will come the fatefull day when you get naked and she gets naked : and you turn on the light : and BLAMMO : you realise that without clothes on she's actually a 400lb spotted fat woman with natrual target signs imprinted into her flesh : yes : natrual : she will be the embodiment of target : and you'll be stuck with her : Zach : however : will suffer a far lesser evil fate : you see he'll go to college in missouri and have a ball : meet women : have parties : get drunk : yell at the cops and get thrown in jail for a bit where he'll meet a nice woman with semi-large breasts and : in zachs own words : DSL : in fact he'll call us from missouri and tell us about his girl's SUPER DSL : and time will pass : and the blowjobs and handjobs and footjobs and jobjobs and sex and buttsex and urethral-sex and sexsex and much-more-sex will be plentifull : and then one day he'll realise that his woman is a man : and that the reason his breath smells so good in the morning is because he eats target-mints, and that those weren't actually breasts at all : rather just red-marker circles and dots representing more target symbols desguised to look like nipples : and to think he sucked on those!

............. where am i going with this?
what the hell? shut up. jeez.

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