Ah, that proverbial well that i had mentioned in a previous post seems to be filling up quite well with new ideas. For example, i have now come up with a note-worthy contest that i would like to talk about briefly. I call it the "Most Vile Thing Imaginable" Contest. It is genius, pure genius. Basically, it involves posting about what could be the most vile thing imaginable. Then, at the end of a week or two (more than likely it will extend for two weeks), everyone on blogger will be given the chance to vote on what they deemed to be the "Most Vile Thing Imaginable", based on the posts.
For the most part, i will be supplying the choices for the most vile thing imaginable. However, if one of you out there has an idea for what could be the most vile, then go ahead and post, and we will consider it for the contest. There is only one rule, or regulation, to consider: No Porn. Posting any type of porn would considerably turn off some of the readers, so therefore it has to be left out of the contest. Everything else goes, unless something comes out that is deemed unworthy of the contest.
That being said, i will now post another candidate for "The Most Vile Thing Imaginable": The New Batgirl.
No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is in fact news anchor woman Susan Hutchinson as the new Batgirl. It wasn't enough that the last movie had George Clooney and Chris Odonell as Batman and Robin. Apparently Batgirl was so popular in the latest Batman movie, that they are given her a whole new movie. This one will be purely dedicated to the crime-stopping, superheroing exploits of Batgirl. However, it will NOT be Alicia Silverstone under the hooded cowl, but rather every Seattlites' favorite news anchor woman, Susan Hutchinson. This time, she will NOT only patrol the mean streets of Gotham city to fight crime, but to report about it as well. My good friend Harry Wapler, who works along side Mrs. Hutchinson, was NOT impressed by her new position however. He still fully believes he can "whoop her ass". Interesting.
Why does this rank in as one of the "Most Vile Things Imaginable"? Do you really have to ask? Isn't it sad what is happening to our beloved superheros? Next thing you know, they'll have someone like Nicholas Cage playing as Superman.
Good Lunch.
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