jOe... where did your family go...?
Murder, and cannibalism, is illegal in Washington state.
Of course, saving the lives of others by heroically destroying evil is a good thing...
And I've met your brothers.
Seriously though, where did they go? I'm imaging some sort of Macauley Mystery Machine, with one of the feral dogs in the back as Scooby.
I'm an unintentional ass, and I apologize for that.