Lets all think shall we ? Thinking is usually a good thing...
Now maybe my brain is the only slug board brain thinking this - however thats very doubtful. My brain asks itself.
Self, why would such a non loitering rule be thought up ?
Well brain,answers the self its a very good chance that those lil-high-schoolish-fucks-who-make-a-lot-of-noise-because-they-bring-so-many-god-damn-people-to-Shari's-on-a-Friday-night are responsible for this turn of events.

End transmission.