Ladies and Bastards, a shiver rides up and down my spine as I present this.
We have a new link to add to our links section. I began to neglect my home-made Oreo Blizzard when this was sent to me by a friend. They only come out at night...

www.uglypeople.com

Do not, I repeat, do NOT - look at the ugly women. My eyes were stunned with horror, when I commaned them "close for fuck sake CLOSE!" they were so in shock they did not respond to my cries of terror.